Cranberries - Dream (Giraffage Remix)

Peachfuzz

I'll Be Your Lintlicker (If You'll Be My Cunttickler)

i wrote this song for my late friend stacey
she never hung around the big crowds
because she was a little thicker and shorter than the rest of her peers
but she was special to me

i lost stacey in a horrible accident that turned turned my world upside down
stacey, this is for you

pluck 
pluck
pluck
pluck 
pluck 
pluck
~shaavee~~~~~

x2

usin all my mayonnaise 
to moisturize my manscape
doesnt mean im gay

taking care of my curlies
i aint in no hurry
and im not talking bout fries

Named you after my dead dog
you led me at times lost
we became the bestest
but then one day...

I accidntally used  nair
and suddenly you weren't there...
goodbye stray pubic hair.

Bye Stacey Fitzpatrick James...

pubes its pubes its all for pubes
all my con dition er's for pubes
mayonnaise and lemon juice
chose you over family to be with you
they threatened to abandon me 
but this love was true 

 everyone knows a peachfuzz 
       grows up to be a stray pube 
 mmhmmmm

pluck 
pluck
pluck
pluck 
pluck
pluck 
~shaavee~~~~~




 

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