The professors ring in the New Year by breaking down Donovan Mitchell's 71 points against the Bulls and Klay pouring in 54 during a double overtime win over the Bulls. Peck and Pane forecast the surging New York Knicks and re-evaluate the Mitchell trade before breaking down the shockingly close Western Conference into tiered power rankings.

PLUS: GHOULIES. YELLOW BRICK ROAD. TAR.

Episode 142 The "What Are We Gonna Do About Pops?" NBA Power Rankings

Drake ~ Back To Back Freestyle

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onMSfF6w7k8
Lyrics:
John Cena, John Cena, John Cena, John Cena, John Cena, John Cena 

Big muscles, John Cena 
A big champion, John Cena 
A cool heart, John Cena 
He can't wait for the match to start! 

So romantic, John Cena 
Great at math, John Cena 
A pro skater, John Cena 
Such a sweaty and sexy man! 

A huge cock, John Cena 
Super fertile, John Cena 
A small bladder, John Cena 
He's likely to win tonight 
John Cena 

He's likely to win tonight 
John Cena 

John Cena, please impregnate all my daughters

John Cena

Video here: 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KOXoRgykS0

Lyrics:
People keep saying to me, “You gotta make a Pokémon Go song.” 
Sounds good, I can do something funny, work hard, make a real cool bassline 

The thing is, I don’t really have a problem with the game 
I’m just not interested, I don’t spend a lot of time playing video games 

Do you wanna catch a Pikachu? No! 
Do you wanna catch a Squirtle? No! 
Do you wanna catch a Bulbasaur? No! 
Do you wanna catch a Koffing? No! 

Is there anything you would like to catch, if not Pokémon? 

Pokémon Go, Pokémon Go, Pokémon Go, Poké don’t Stop 
Pokémon Go, Pokémon Go, Pokémon Go, Poké don’t Stop 
Goin’ outside, don’t get hurt, I think there’s a Pokémon hiding in the dirt 
Pokémon Go, Pokémon Go, Pokémon Go, Poké don’t Stop 

When I’m out for a walk people ask me, “Are you playing Pokémon Go?” I say “No.” 
I try to be polite even though it’s a tiny bit annoying, but no big deal 
I will say I’ve enjoyed the videos of people using drones to catch Pokémon, that’s slick 
Or folks going to exotic places and throwing out pokéballs, taking location-based risks 

Do you wanna catch a Prishpreed? No! 
Do you wanna catch a Weatherboy? No! 
Do you wanna catch a Bwamquimp? No! 
Do you wanna catch a Butterzard? No! 
Do you wanna catch a Puskelope? No! 
Doyou wanna catch a Qweem? No! 
Do you wanna catch a Rootcrop? No! 
Do you wanna catch a Drewcareymon? No! 

Is there anything you would like to catch, if not Pokémon? 

Pokémon Go, Pokémon Go, Pokémon Go, Poké don’t Stop 
Pokémon Go, Pokémon Go, Pokémon Go, Poké don’t Stop 
Goin’ outside, don’t get hurt, I think there’s a Pokémon hiding in the dirt 
Pokémon Go, Pokémon Go, Pokémon Go, Poké don’t Stop 

Too many Pokémon, whoa-oa 
Too many Pokémon, whoa-oa 
Too many Pokémon, whoa-oa 
Too many Pokémon, whoa-oa 

Pokémon Go, Pokémon Go, Pokémon Go, Pokémon Stop 
Pokémon Go, Pokémon Go, Pokémon Go, Pokémon Stop 
Pokémon party, Pokémon beer, Pokémon good times, Pokémon, Pokémon 
Pokémon Go, Pokémon Go, Pokémon Go, Pokémon Stop 

Hey kids, it’s me President Pokémon and I’m here to say, “You’ve gotta catch most of these—or else.”

Pokémon Go (Poké Don't Stop)

DOWNLOAD:
iTUNES:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/harambe-back-to-life-single/id1144355222?uo=4
Bandcamp:
https://hotdad.bandcamp.com/track/harambe-back-to-life
Video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyNgY1ZHrHk
Lyrics:
RIP Harambe, 1, 2, 3 
Died in a zoo in Cincinnati 
Big-ass gorilla, super-ass strong 
Chillin’ in a modest cage all day long 

17 years of motherfuckin’ bliss 
Until a couple parents lost track of their kid 
3 year old in the moat, everybody “oh shit” 
Harambe showed up feeling inquisitive 

Gorilla with the kid, Gorilla with the kid 
What the fuck we doin’ when gorilla with the kid? 
Gorilla with the kid, Gorilla with the kid 
What the fuck we doin’ when gorilla with the kid? 

Don’t hurt him, Harambe, please 

Harambe-rambe, Harambe-rambe 
Harambe-rambe-e-e-e-e-e 
Harambe-rambe, Harambe-rambe 
Harambe-rambe-e-e-e-e-e 

2nd verse begins and, I’m Hot Dad 
Gorilla with the kid, okay we’re back 
Cost/benefit analysis, make a quick choice 
Wanna spare gorilla, gotta save boy 

Zoo employee with a loaded gun 
Shoots Harambe with bullet one 
Controversy, it was quite a scene 
The transmutation from gorilla to meme 

Gorilla with the kid, Gorilla with the kid 
What the fuck we doin’ when gorilla with the kid? 
Gorilla with the kid, Gorilla with the kid 
What the fuck we doin’ when gorilla with the kid? 

Dicks out for Harambe, please 

Harambe-rambe, Harambe-rambe 
Harambe-rambe-e-e-e-e-e 
Harambe-rambe, Harambe-rambe 
Harambe-rambe-e-e-e-e-e 

Now tell me what I’m supposed to do 
That gorilla’s dead in the zoo 
An idea that could rectify 
Is “bring Harambe back to life” 
X 3 

Martin Shkreli is a son of a bitch 
But he’s tryna make gorilla live 
Gettin’ something out for Harambe, too 
It’s our dicks, exposed for truth 

Harambe-rambe, Harambe-rambe 
Harambe-rambe-e-e-e-e-e 
Harambe-rambe, Harambe-rambe 
Harambe-rambe-e-e-e-e-e

Harambe (Back to Life)

Rick Ross' Rich Forever mixtape here for download.

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The new street bible from intergalactic sex icons Buckwheat Groats.

Million Dollar Menu

Blood Dragon Theme

Cocoa Butter Kisses (ft. Vic Mensa & Twista)

The Jabsteps is a brand new NBA podcast hosted by professors and grad school buddies Geoff Peck and Salvatore Pane. Join the guys as they cover issues from around the Association and make jokes at doofus Reggie Miller's expense. 

Peck's a former D1 player who loves the Thunder and despises media narratives. Pane loves advanced stats, Drake, and the New York Knicks. Listen to them disagree over just about everything. It's sort of like watching ball in the bar with the worst friends you ever had. 

Episode 142 The "What Are We Gonna Do About Pops?" NBA Power Rankings

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