It had to be done. Ali J joins the world of Thomas The Dank Engine. Nice meme.

Dank Engine Diss

Finally got the harmonica out. Dylan-ish, but not really.

Grey Old Skies

Ali J declares his love for the popular butter substitute.

Oh Margerine!

Star Seer

Ever been shopping and considered doing something you think you'll regret? Ali J says just do it anyway.

I Met The Bitch In Tesco

Reuploaded after some minor EQ work. Ali J is back on the mic.

Schnapps

Finally, the track three or so of you have been waiting for! Fresh from the upcoming NEW ALBUM from Eels From Rotherham With Balaclavas, "i", comes DEBACLE, an improvised ode by Furious T to the pain of finding a good present for your girlfriend. While running naked around Marks & Spencer.

Debacle

Following on from his escapades at Marks & Spencer, Furious T takes to the jungles of the congo for another adventure!

Super Congo American Fun Time

S　U　M　M　E R　Love // ラッヴの夏 // Strawberry Station //イチゴ電車駅 // VAPORWAVE // VAPORWAVE　// 2017 // A E S T H E T I C // NEW SEASON

FROM THE STRAWBERRY STATION DEBUT ALBUM

P O S T - I R O N I C

イチゴ電車駅　・　ｓｔｒAｗｂEｒｒｙ　ｓｔAｔIOｎ

ラッヴの夏

V  A  P  O  R  W  A  V  E  // I    R  E  M  E  M  B  E  R    W  H  E  N // イチゴ電車駅　// FOR RAGY-KUN // FROM THE STRAWBERRY STATION DEBUT ALBUM //

レイージくん

At Last! The Third Album Nobody Asked For!

Bareback Lovin'

Got a new mic today, had a little test. Sounds alright.

Abfahrt Europa

Make-Believe

It's been 10 years since we went to Malla's house for a party on his 15th Birthday, in what would be a fateful day that probably changed us forever. After winding Malla up over his failure to sync his newly acquired Wii to the controllers, we went on his PC and, with a shit drumbeat looped from a phone recording of Jake's new set and an overdubbed guitar, OKTOBERFEST recorded their first ever song, Rumour. 

Ten years on and I'm still making music, Jacob and Conrad have moved onto pastures new and Malla is actually getting people to pay to see him play in London. You've come a long way lad. Happy birthday. :)

Punk's Not Dead

Rumour

FURIOUS T - Come up with some lyrics ya lazy fuck <3

ERB Track For Tom

A Krautrock track, naturally inspired by a mix of Hallogallo and Hero by Neu!.

Neu Weld

More Krautrock. From the Staingrass Agaric album.

Why Do We Fear The End?

Ali J is back, bitches. Parental advisory - or for anyone who wants to deny that he is the KING OF DISCOS.

Lyrics:

Motherf**ker i'm back again,
I'm a bro to your mo & I'm insane,
True lord of the dance,
Michael Flatley don't stand a chance,
Back on the floor up in yo' face
My flow's a threat to the human race,
Don't sneak out the door
Whether you're a bro or you're a whore,
Ali J loves skanky hoes,
'cos I'm the KING OF THE DISCO,
And people, I command thee,
That you start this f**king party!
POW! WOW! How you like me now?
I'm flowin' like milk from a cow!
Lose yo'self before I kick you out,
F**king shout while the b*tches trout pout!
I'm shakin' my soul!
In a momma-poppa-lippa-stoppa-shot at goal!
Runnin' up a tab on a ravin' flow,
Yo DJ! Here we go!

Shake your body 'til it grows,
All the bitches and the bros,
Everybody with a brain cell knows,
You can't f**k with the KING OF DISCOS!

Decks spinnin', people singin',
Taxi call but no-one's listenin',
Cos this rave's so damn hot,
Any non-dancers will be shot!
Sexy bitches movin' my way,
Got a magnet downstairs for bootay,
When the King of Discos calls,
Chicks gravitate towards my balls,
Behind the decks sh*t's going down,
Gettin' steam all over my crown,
Just in case you have to ask
They're hotter than a tea-filled Thermos flask,
So move! I'm telling you!
J gonna make y'all try something new!
Inside my mind you'll find
Tracks to make all the bitches grind!
Supa cop killah got a 2ft schlong
But dat shit's for another song,
So take off your shirt and jeans,
Yo DJ! Make a scene!

Shake your body 'til it grows,
All the bitches and the bros,
Everybody with a brain cell knows,
You can't f**k with the KING OF DISCOS! X2

Things are getting f**king mad,
Some dumb whore just punched a lad,
Chairs flyin', Night dyin',
J's got bigger fish to be fryin'!
Club's in total anarchy
& the king is the authority,
So I shout out on the mic,
"FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"
People fallin, bitches brawlin',
Party's got no time for stallin',
When y'all pass out - 3,2,1,
King of Disco's work is done!
So I'm off into the night,
'til tomorrow's final light,
Definitive proof if you're wondering,
That Ali J's the f**king KING.

Shake your body 'til it grows,
All the bitches and the bros,
Everybody with a brain cell knows,
You can't f**k with the KING OF DISCOS!  X2

King Of Discos

Home of Ali J and ERB.

Eels From Rotherham are the pioneers of the Shoreham-Alterno-Psych-Punk genre. Flawlessly mixing Punk, Electronica, tuneless warbling and ultra-violence, these three likely lads from Sheffield are the toast of the Shoreham punk scene.

Led by the unforgettable Furious T, the surrealist lyrics of whom drive the unique tracks, the band is a refreshing take on shit garage-punk, made in a loft conversion as none of the three have a garage. Jack the Cunt lends his aggressive singing to the mix to create an eclectic mix, while the instrumental work of Ali J, fresh from his latest solo album "Can't Keep A Good J Down", provides the musical beef. Can you handle these guys? Of course you can - now man up and listen.

Ali J

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