meant to post this one months ago. sorry y'all. i've been making shit all year long both on bdrm and personally, i just haven't uploaded any of it yet. lots more is coming though so be on the lookout :)

anyways yeah this was made back in august. i kinda really hate rap honestly.

mixed by No Life @nodamnlife

I F***ing Hate Music

I F***ing Hate Music (prod. Ras-Hop)

we were spitting at ozzy's pad and i liked what i wrote to it so i went home and recorded it 

HAHA YEAH ITS WRITTEN SUCK ME OFF I DONT CARE LMAOO

lyrics:
I'm a nightmare
trust me when I pull up to the mic I don't fight fair
when I drop a bar or two or three ill leave em right there 
disintegrating you in the middle of my rhyme sphere
light years
ahead of where you fuckers think I am
I won't put you down id rather leave you w a weaker span
all y'all rappers cappin in your hooks bitch I'm peter pan
slap a bastard with my master flowing with a deeper plan
leave you stand-ing useless
I'm ruthless
y'all be lying through your teeth man imma bring a toothpick 
all your rhyming never clean we see you sounding stupid 
every time I hop on the beat its mean I don't need to prove it
but yet I do it
I do it, I'm the best at it
i don't wanna hear y'all anymore I'd rather test static
my job here is done I'm here to set standards 
bdrm pet on the mic I'm the best rapper

NOTEPAD FREESTYLE

NOTEPAD FREESTYLE (prod. falsework)

For the next four weeks I'll be dropping a single every friday!! This is 1 of 4

SPOTIFY:https://open.spotify.com/track/6WcmaLEf0Az7V0zLZRyl3t?si=_70XQJdhSLSbpceTGv-otg&utm_source=copy-link&nd=1
APPLE MUSIC: https://music.apple.com/us/album/razor-sharp-single/1658939885

beat by @kitcantkill
cover art by @gdrootbearr on twitter!
mix/master by no life

lyrics:
wow im fucking drifting 
popping pills its addictive
alcohol in addition
nicotine its prescription 
sparking green if im with it 
deflating balloons, the whippets
till theres no pot to piss in
listen, you lost it vincent

theres no way to say it right
tell me that im wasting time 
really you sounding silly
i be feeling like im in space alive
this is how i grace the mic
this is how i play my life
save your breath and pay respect
the neighbors next to plagiarize

yuh
im in my prime like im amazon
all yall say im bumped but i cant find me in your catalog
you keep tryna tag along but use me, need to back it off
if you say you're cool w me go fuck yourself like jacking off 

pass the ball
its in your court bitch play it 
ask my mom
if this poor kid made it 
just mask it all
its important you dont say shit
im razor sharp
that silver sword kid famous

Razor Sharp

Razor Sharp (prod. prttygrlskmfck)

For the next four weeks I'll be dropping a single every friday!! This is 2 of 4

SPOTIFY:https://open.spotify.com/album/5yXjeIdlPpxhISDvERvtdr?si=55GVAueWQ_m2Nk7E9npQ-A
APLLE MUSIC:https://music.apple.com/us/album/together-single/1660077848

produced by @lockofthelex
cover art by @CreatorRapid on twitter!
mix/master by no life

Together

Together (prod. Jaylock)

For the next four weeks I'll be dropping a single every friday!! This is 3 of 4

SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/album/2wAjbfxyvkyVwdzzzGEoOx?si=nGYDksBhRU-RzMZ_GnDbNQ
APPLE MUSIC: https://music.apple.com/us/album/holding-me-back-single/1661355218

beat by @alexultra75
cover art by @vinthirtytwo on twitter!
mix/master by no life

Holding Me Back

Holding Me Back (prod. Alex)

For the last four weeks I dropped a single every friday!! This is 4 of 4, the last one!!

SPOTIFY: wip
APPLE MUSIC: wip

beat by @itsdisbelief
cover art by me
mix/master by no life

I Felt My Life End

I Felt My Life End (prod. dis)

fun lil track i made a long while ago that im too lazy to get mixed cuz its on my old slow ass computer and i dont wanna wait an hour just to grab the single vocal stem LMAO sorry no life

if soundcloud removes this imma be PISSED

pet_wu_tang_demo.mp3

Petty Shit

Petty Shit (prod. Python Bile)

A short EP by Pet
Production by Python Bile
Engineered by No Life

Suicide Note

Take A Moment

Post Totalitarian Robbery

Alternate Reality

SPOTIFY:
https://open.spotify.com/track/0v8EEufHNZ0kC4oAr3DXXl?si=J9WPI3jUQfOD9BLA1jOgtA

ITUNES:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/skrrt-single/1363781488

LYRICS:
https://genius.com/Thekirbymudkip-skrrt-lyrics

SOCIAL MEDIA:
Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/TheKirbyMudkip
Use code "PET" for 10% of on Fatal Grips: http://fatalgrips.com
Support me on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thekirbymudkip

Skrrt (Prod. Jaydon Lewis)

SOCIAL MEDIA:
Twitter: www.twitter.com/TheKirbyMudkip
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Pain

Pain (Prod. Yondo)

Bebop (Single)

Bebop

Bebop (prod. toastdee)

spittin in the mic with a written thats fucking tight
slit like a fucking knife and then disappear outta sight
dust in to the night rust all on my sythe
run up make em shut up and bust a nut in a dyke   

yeah i know my shit sounds hateful and probably unpleasant 
but honestly its playful just please  give me another second 
i rap from immaturity to all of these things hurting me
to being thristy for the first beat that excites me till im bursting 
immmm repetitive with the cursing 
never let my guard down, i always take the first swing 
leave you hurting, your visions blurry, im over you
fuck your journey, you're not worthy, its over dude

sorry bro i just gotta show you aggression
when i hop on these beats with some old school OF shit 
this shit isnt pleasant ive been taught this lesson  
its not bout the flexin i get its relentless 

yeah, yeah i get that its relentless
almost every track on that setlist, repetitiveness
the money and the fame, its all the fucking same
when you're ignoring all the pain that they went through for all that gain 

they all just hear its a fucking game and its a shame
cuz they dont look past that, they think its just for the fun 
which isnt really wrong but they ignoring all these songs
that are just saying the same message thats been around for how long 

definitely before rap
and its a fact but they ignore all that crap 
and just come and attack and just

cant appreciate art together i guess

fuck it

ijustwannabehonest

this song was a collab that never came to be, but i didnt necessarily want this verse to go to waste. man i really liked that sonic line.

LYRICS:
hah, my flow is so fictional
my flow is pivotal 
im unresistible 
with all these syllables 
and i start with no limit like im invincible
im fucked in the head like im political
i wish you were dead, like i am cynical 
fuck teachers pet, i am the principal 
you are predictable i am ready to-

go off on you
fuck a round two
finish you off on round 1
severely fucking you up
start around noon 
finish around 1
i am the winner, huh
and your bitch is making me dinner
her respect for you grew thinner
now lets see if i can make her cum
bitch promised me she would make it fun
run run running it up like im sonic 
lighting it up like its steam green lit 
and im throwing it up like its vomit
strike like a comet
got more written than angry youtube comment
if im being honest 
im hot like a demonic demon
sippin my semen like its out of a faucet
she keep going even tho she exhausted

im keeping it fly like i go back to austin
maybe chicago, im keeping it awesome
when we are done you prolly playing opossum
and if thats the case, then fuck it im flossing

im keeping it fly like i go back to austin
maybe chicago, im keeping it awesome
when we are done you prolly playing opossum
and if thats the case, then fuck it im flossing

Bop [Pet Remix] UNFINISHED

i meant to drop this a few weeks ago but i forgot about it

my final words to you, imma keep it at that.

Farewell

Farewell (prod. chibi)

SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/track/0DtXhcWZv8abVxOI5s7Xki?si=_a71UZbCRzq5-DpprP4rtQ

this is a parody of those people like samsa or atlas or whatever lmao

songs nickname was "dauntlas diss" lol (not actually a diss but 😳)

literally every sad boi song ever lol

literally every sad boi song ever lol (prod. Puma Tooth)

SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/track/0VaUycmM2XL5h9KACeYhuT

APPLE MUSIC: https://music.apple.com/us/album/almost-got-evicted-lol-single/1547094556

lowkey actually almost evicted over this shit lol that title ain't a joke. anyways i've holding onto this song for ages now lol im happy to have it out already. if yall want more screaming shit lemme know :) its honestly fun as hell 

huge props to @nuumastar on ig for the sick ass cover art! they're extremely talented and i'm thankful for having them help me out with that
this dope ass beat made by the one and only amazing @xcoxax love ya homie <3
and shoutout to the homie @nodamnlife for mixing as always, can't be done without him

LYRICS:
aye aye like a million times lol

imma snatch your bitch with the fat ass
I already tapped that
only give her $20 on her cash app
she let me screenshot her snapchat 
her neck game ain't half bad
in my tinted whip it be matte black
do a lot of drugs under the number of blackjack
I'm placing my bets, I bet I'm better at sex
I'm bet I'm better at placing tecs at necks to those who will not confess 
pets gonna get what he gets 
finna smoke em all like a pall mall
all y'all till the fuckin bodies get hauled off
I might just chew through your crew like a Mike Ike
ya might like breathing so please do not try to fight
you ain't got the right
slicing my enemies like sesshomaru
taking your girl home with me I bet she over you
I'm fucking better than you, I get her wetter than you
my dick gonna wear her like a sweater till her snatch snatches my baby
I'm fucking crazy, lately I've been fucked in the head 
probably put a bullet through it paint the walls red
thinking bout what lead the lead to slip through my head 
all these pussies fucking think i wont do it again 

i think i got no limit, im livid, i pull up with a stick 
i stick it, its a sticky situation like a piston  
picky like your girly when she gawking on my dicky
sloppin my knob she got it lift it up then she gon drop it

im drivin im drivin i swerve and i crash and i die like a curse been cast and im blinded
kinda hurt but its fine i'll revive im alive and im just gonna try to deny my demise
dont give a fuck what they say
pulling up with an ak 
spraying it right in they face like they maced
dont give a fuck bout this place, i am a disgrace
step on these bugs spray em like raid 
snorting that oxy up clean billy mays
on the block like a proxy, obnoxiously praised
cock got a lot she gon' take it for days

slurping my dick like an animal it tastes like danimals
boutta shove it in her camel toe
all of my music is final like pressed on a vinyl 
depressed im a mess and im taking that title
as a matter of fact i be rubbing her cat, cat, cat 
giving that booty a god damn smack
hit it from the back eating her up like a snack 
yuh yuh 
this shit is wack
aye aye aye AYE 
this shit is wack

almost got evicted lol

almost got evicted lol (prod. Coxa)

tf kinda rap name is "pet"

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biz: thekirbymudkip@gmail.com

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