Your lyrics are so wacky, hilarious, very entertaining to listen to man.

I Don't Give A Fuck About Anything

Music and lyrics by Ryan Hopkins
Vocals by Jessica Niswonger

Song To Not Shower To (Jess Cover)

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"Kill the Rock", a track originally done by Mindless Self Indulgence was released in the year 2000, this is my spin on it.

Kill the Rock

Southern Outlaw - JCrews (Country Rap)

first full logic production volumes may be low

self sabotage

My Best Friend

Lyrics:

Knave up on the beat, speed it up, cause I brought the nos
Chill as fuck, high as dick, kick it like some soccer balls,
Roll it up, take a hit, chewin on some Solanpas,
Mix it with the Haagen Dazs, don't forget the chocolate sauce.
Blazed with these bitches, Bringing bars, blow and Bio-dome,
Smoked so many swishers, sound slpodin' out the fire alarm (fialome),
Funky fly as fuck, fizzlin with the fresh attire on,
'Murder for a jar of red rum' howd you like that palindrome?
Cigarettes up on my breath,  
Spend on ces, ain't nothing left,
must confess, gotta reinvest,
Cause It infests and I just suppress,
But fuck all of that noise, pass the PCP,
Im with Molly, Angel, Harry, Barb, George and Rose Marie,
And we always party hard, have a jammin' jamboree,
Call up Carrie, Lucy, Charley, Mary Jane, and old Steve,
Tyler Berry's here, LSD and gasoline,
I think Kit Kat came and she brought the ketimine,
Bart Simpson's in the back, and he hoggin all the heroin,
So fucked up, open my eyes, im all alone, my drugs and me,
Your bitch flexin on my dick, on my balls and testicals,
Having more fun with me than at a sausage festival,
She unching my dick, like  vegans on vegetables,
I'm perfectly acceptable, I'm just not  respectable,
Beat bent over balls deep up in it,
And I keep three gs, I'll roll it up in a minuet,
And when you begin it,  then you in it to win it,
Take a hit and then send it, smoke it till it is ended,
I keep, the stereo loud bumping the beats,
Turn it past 11, now I'm thumping the streets,
All up on your heals, I be wanting them sneaks, 
Like a got a foot fetish, I be humping your feet,
I see your lady say she maybe like my physique,
When she with me, she change form just like she was Mystique,
And now I got her smoking weed, she's at her sexual peak,
And she dont ever need to speak because her talk is cheap,
But me? Every word is worth like 23 gs,
Thats equivalent to 9 l-bs of w-e-e-d,
God Jeezus, now somebody just called the polices,
In my Bonneville, squeal and peel down the street cause,
I dont partake nor do i play in after school activities,
Don't play no games, it's all the same, I don't join in festivities,
I write these raps and brainwash cats, I do the shit subliminally, 
You think that your original, yeah but not originally,
Strip the socks, I'm in that box, but it ain't for a penalty,
I don't want no sticks up in it, dump out all those fennel seeds,
No man iller, try to fill her, she'll say  no one's real as me,
In the kitchen, cooking up rhymes, because that's my specialty,
This pancreatic cancer is becoming such a pain to me,
The patriotic patriotism just seems a bit insane to me,
Proud of our country but you bitch about its sanctity,
Fuck who you want, snort the blow, and blow the dankest trees,
And I am feeling just fine,
Don't get mad at me, all cause I be checking your bust line,
Knock the dirt of that ass, the calcium and rust/lime,
You don't like my stuff? Its offensive and I cuss? Fine,
I guess that I can respect it,
But ima do something so dumb, here in a second,
Ima get butt necked, then go to fed-ex and,
Then get to flexin in the resting section,
Giving busty chicks a good chest inspection,
I guess i must be blessed when I get an erection,
Old ladys falling over dead, so i gotta resurrect em,
Do it once a week, what all else you expecting?
I do a bunch of ether, LSD and mesc'line,
Ridin round in t-top, bumpin led zeppelin,
Gallon full of captain Morgan, drunker than a frat guy,
Do this shit all day with my hands behind my back tied,
Eyes wide or half closed, like feline cat eyes,
Scaring everybody, like David Firth from fat-pie,

Knave

I am just rapping for fun, seeing what kind of shit I can come up with. Lyrics are always in the info of the song. Feedback is welcome and reciprocated.

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