Hello Smokies and Brats. It's been way too long but the Lampions are still here with a backlog the size of Andre the Giant's underwear. This episode was the last recorded before the pandemic when we could still hang out face to face. It's pretty disgusting. Hope you enjoy.

Episode 30: Sexy Grandmas Larry Bird and Lamb Sexual Puppetry

Hello Smokies and Brats. We have been gone way too long. This week we are rudely interrupted by some vegans, work through holiday grievances, talk ejaculate cleanup and working with negative people. Enjoy.

Lampions Episode 27: Lies, Cool Ranch, And Working With Negative People

Hello Smokies and Brats. It's been too long. The Lampions are back with a Christmas episode to celebrate the beginning of the summer. We talk ham prep, Christmas cookie and we even get a visit from Fiscal Santa Claus and we get to wish for things we will never receive.