Rap Battles I Helped Write

Happy Valentine's Day!

Leannaire as Penny Fitzgerald
GloryOfTheRainWings as Connie Maheswaran
Zack Maloney as Gumball Watterson
Matthew Thomas as Steven Universe
Princely as Stevonnie

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
PENNY FITZGERALD
VERSUS
CONNIE MAHESWARAN
BEGIN!

Penny Fitzgerald:
This is The End for you Connie, you’re in for trouble now
‘Cause when I fuse my pom poms to your face, your parents would freak out
Taking down Miss Knight in a fight like her cloud version
Needing a Nightmare Hospital when Mr. Cuddles starts hurting
I’ll crackalack this know-it-all, so it’s best you leave this brawl
Since this whether fore-outcast makes Larry seem cool and all
You must be blurred in the eyes again to think I haven’t won 
I’ll cheer-lead the way, it'll cost a Penny as a rule of thumb

Connie Maheswaran:
From Pearl's training, I got the sword fighting skills to make the cut
Thanks to her, I'll have no problem with this Planter's peanut
Spitting this Full Diss-closure, gonna make you have the Fitz
I don't care how bad I can get, I'll still Do It For Him
Making fun of my Jam Bud? You're the one with the blue cat
There's no way out of this, I'll leave your body cracked in half
Right now, I'll slice you like a Gem Mutant with Rose's sword
Since your verse was as disappointing as the end of Spirit Morph

Penny Fitzgerald (True form):
Now that I’m out of my shell, my emotions run free
Both verbal and lyrical beast, on this con-out of me
You’re not even worth a penny, so no El-more of your verse
You’ll be with Alan, when we make these bubble buddies burst 
Gumball Watterson:
What the what are you doing? Trying to take down Penny?
Now I’m Storming down with disses that would scare Masami
Scratch you like the DVD so bad, you’ll need your mommy nurse
Leave our Amazing World
Penny Fitzgerald:
Go back to your corrupted Universe!

Steven Universe:
Nice Jokes Joes, but now we’ll unwrap the peeles
Both:
As we unveil our skills to kill while blocking disses with our Shield 
Connie Maheswaran:
Your lines don’t make any cents, they're worse than your burp song
Steven Universe: 
So we’ll make it Ruby-hot with this Funky Flow we got!
Both:
It’s a Temple Room of shame that you’ve stepped in
People will forget about your show more than Molly Collins 
This is our universe, your “Amazing World” makes us hurl 
You’re dropping your gumballs, while we’re shining like a Pearl!

Stevonnie:
Time to show you an experience, when we team up
Gonna take Garnet’s request, it’s time we have some fun
Sadie and Lars have more of a stable relationship
Just stop dropping Pennies and realize how you can't win this
This’ll be another charm of your bad luck, ‘cause right now
We’ll cut and knock you down just like your treehouse
Connie Maheswaran:
As we close off this battle
Steven Universe:
We come back to let you remember
Both:
Now you truly know how it feels to be Alone Together

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Connie Maheswaran vs Penny Fitzgerald. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 51.

Skeeptieel as Sans
thelegion as Ghost Rider

Lyrics
Ghost Rider: (0:23)
I reckon that it's about time you Ketch-up, little brother
Because I'll burn through your puns quicker than Lilin's mother! 
Got flow like hellfire, spitting stingers like a Scorpion 
I'll obliterate you AND your brother without morphing in 
Your rap's as cheap as your comedy, but mine are divine 
As the Angel of Vengeance swoops down upon Skeleton number nine 
You want to see Comic, Sans? That's you and your continuity lies. 
I've the Determination to bring Justice... LOOK INTO MY EYES.
Sans: (0:46)
You’re in for a skele-ton of trouble if you thought that verse was sublime
Because if you step to the comic Sans, you’re going to have a bad time
I’ll Blaze this hot-headed chump, who’s always puttin’ the pedal to the metal
Making deals with Satan? Well aren’t you a clever little Daredevil?
If you ride that trike into Snowdin, then prepare to get Ruined
It’ll be a lyrical Genocide, but this time it won’t be Chara’s doin’
But hey, I'll give you a chance, wanna try to impress me?
Ya got another verse. I'll be over at Grillby's
Ghost Rider: (1:10)
Bet you wish you had PaciFrisk to SAVE you, huh?
Seeing as I'll burn you and your whole dimension up!
This'll be like a Genocide Run, a human demolishes you! 
I burned down Zadkiel, Zarathos and Mephisto, dude! 
Gods, devils, monsters, chaff before the Spirit of Vengeance
And I'll Blaze any hotdog vendor selling biased sentences 
I'd say you're pulling yourself up by your bootstraps, Sans
but not even your creator's sure what shoes you're wearing, man!
Sans: (1:34) 
Those disses were like your Nic Cage flick; a total failure
But this Dreemur has entered the wrong Undertale, where
a faux’ Mr Bones tries to ACT against a Bone Brother
I won’t be Sparin’ you, you’ll end up worse than your lover!
With that leather and chains, I can tell you wanna get Frisk-y
But getting to the Bone Zone with your foster sis is just sick, see?
And so I showed No Mercy to this combo of Scorpion and Spawn
A battle of blood and As-Gore has ended, so geeeeeeeeeeeeet dunked on!

Sans Vs Ghost Rider ~ Cave's Rap Battles Season 1

Sorry about releasing so many battles on soundcloud recently but the video's are taking a little longer than usual and we just couldn't resist. Hope you enjoy.

Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Leannaire as Peridot
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Anthony Perry as Invader Zim
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Skeep as GIR
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Lyrics:
Peridot:
Log Date 7 16 2; Zim is getting on my nerves,
This is Peridot, assigned against a bigger nuisance than Gir
Lyrically destabilize ya’, there’s no running from this zappin’ 
And just wait till’ Yellow Diamond hears about your awful rappin’ 
Got a flow like Lazuli, you’re getting burned When It Rains 
Rejected by your own race but I’ll still put you in your place 

Invader Zim:
I’ll claim another Irkin win after I’ve shut your trap
I’ve gathered all your weaknesses and compiled them into rap
Conquered this deadly rhythm, and yes, it is a weapon
I could find a species with more original names with three letters
Hide behind your glorified stilts but you’ll always stay inferior 
Not even a Bloaty Pizza Hog could take you so serious
You still have much to learn if you think that’s how flow works
So apologize to the Gems for that Cluster of a verse

Peridot:
Oh my stars! That was more confusing than the Steven
You’re as defective as our Pearl but I’m built from magnesium
Leave your skin ripped and then you’ll find that your arms are gone
Cause you’re not much more limb enhanced than the Crystal Clods
I’m not going Too Far against an invader pretender
Step on this LGM with the Almighty Shortest temper
With banter as pitiful as when you sought love for truth
And you’re even more horrific than a Room with a Moose
Keep on spewing Baloney, it doesn’t matter that you planned it
I’ll still blast this Germ off the face of this miserable planet 
I’m Dark Harvesting the dumb rhymes of this awkward arthropod
Am I determined to win? Apparently more than you, CLOD!

Zim and Gir:
YAY! No, GIR, that’s bad. Rap against the bad lady. Okay! 
Watch me lock in Duty Mode and terminate this rock-brain
Your verse was filled with LIES, it does not affect me like LICE
It seems the Kindergarten was where your rhymes were devised  
Call me a Soulstealer as you bubble up and is given the boot
So zip up your mouth please, like you were my Mongoose dog-suit!
Even baked in Irken ingredients, your rhymes are hard to swallow
Pop you like greasy zits, stuff your remains in a TACO! 
Make me a sandwich! I’m the deadliest of malfunctioning SIRs!
I’ve had more fun watching static than Steven Universe.

Written by Fel, Skeep, Legion, MaNCHA and Anthony


Invader Zim vs Peridot. CartoonMadeRapBattles

Season 3 begins.

JacobSZ as Professor Utonium
Miss Shellah as Princess Bubblegum

Princess Bubblegum:
Stepping to royalty, have you taken Chemical Ecstasy?
I’ll ruin Samurai ‘Jack-off’’ like Craig McCracken’s legacy
Are your super Bratz with you? ‘Cuz if not- you better ring ‘em 
So they can witness disses sweeter than the entire Candy Kingdom 
You’re nutty, Professor; getting messed up by Bubblegum 
I made a whole species, I pack a Cinnamon Punch 
This specimen’s whack, yo: he lacks my rap Mojo 
I be bursting your Bubbles with mathematical flow (ohhh)

Professor Utonium: 
Sugar! Lines tasteful unlike your lemon Frankenstein 
Your stale plot’s like old gum, a real King’ll put it on Ice
Dropping rhythm and rhymes to simply Spice up this fight 
Cause on the mic, I’m anything but Everything Nice!
Mixing you up like your DNA ‘n’ you’re making me tired
Like all your countless attempts to sink your teeth into a Vampire 
You’re worn out, Bonnie. Looks like you’ve been chewed up
And seconds separated from always being “Too Young”
 
Princess Bubblegum:
Better than being a crusty Earl Grey with Lemon sourness
Who sends three little girls daily to get devoured, yes?
I’m pushing to my Goal-iad; a Blockhead’s resignation
Who’s even more of an accident than his own creations!

Professor Utonium:
Well unlike your freaks, mine were made to save the day!
Blossoming into responsibility, taking targets their way
You dominate your citizens, it’s no surprise they piked it
Girls, this is why you should never be Adventure two-Timing.

Beat by Kustom
Written by Fel, ChaoProductions, Legion, Skeep, Walk, Anthony


Princess Bubblegum vs Professor Utonium. Season 3, Wave 1

Mikewhitefire28 as Danny Phantom
Zack Maloney as Ben Tennyson 
Frenzy as Heatblast
Seth W as Four Arms
Dusk as XLR8

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
DANNY PHANTOM
VERSUS
BEN TENNYSON
BEGIN!

Danny Fenton:
This kid will be toast even before I go ghost
Jazzing on the track, Fenton finding your show completely broke 
You're third wheel to Gwen, whereas I am way past Dani
Take you down like Delilah, but I’m indeed more of a beast
Omniverse is the Worst, I’ll be your Ultimate Enemy
I’d leave you in the dust, but your films already did that for me
Your bars are Bloxx, and your flow stinks worse than Swampfire
So tell your grandpa to grab a plunger before you spit your cyphers

Ben Tennyson:
Half human? Half ghost? An overvalued discount Ghostfreak 
Flirting in Disaster, Casper’ better switch to invisibility 
At least my Grandpa aged well; can’t say the same for your show
Armodrillo threw this slow-Poke Zero getting Beatdown in this Snare-oh
A shifting Spitter, I have no limits with my transformations 
I pack an XLR8 Flow, I’m out of your league, so don’t test my patience
You think you’re a threat, dweeb? Even Box Ghost has you on the run 
Tally up the scores, Danny Fenton: Zero, Ben: Ten, son!
 
Danny Phantom:
I'm going ghost!
Your verse will be as useless and helpless as Alien X 
You couldn't touch Vlad, you can barely take down Hex!
It won't Clock-work, I'll burn you to an ember, I got this in the Box
You can’t Omni-trick me with all those Alien Forced lines you’ve got
Hit this freakshow with a Ghost Ray, this Zombozo sucks balls! 
You're overshadowed, I can see through your mind like I go through walls
You’re just a cocky immature kid who really needs to can it
‘Cause these ghostly rhymes will make sure you get off of Phantom’s Planet

Ben Tennyson:
It’s hero time!
Heatblast:
Blow you up like your dad’s lab, leave you nothing but Smoke And Ashes 
Your plot’s as see-through as your win, this Way Big wannabe’s ego is massive 
Four Arms:
I’m a butt kicking machine, your acts don’t scare me, I’ve beat the best around
It’ll be Game Over for you once I Sumo Slam you to the ground
XLR8:
Your whole life’s a Form-of Bad Luck, I’m Fast-on-track not only when I’m lyrical 
But with all of your copied traits, you make Albedo look original 
Ben Tennyson:
Rhymes ear bleeding like Echo Echo’s screams, keep hidden from your identity
Call me Skulker for now, ‘cause I just captured this ghost’s victory

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Season 3

Danny Phantom vs Ben Tennyson. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 54.

A rap battle between Goten and Trunks of Dragon Ball Z and Gon and Killua of Hunter X Hunter! Premiere battle of Dragon Ball Z Rap Battles! 

Son Goten: Eddiefrb
Trunks: SkeepTieel
Freecs Gon: DNAFox
Zoldyck Killua: FreshyKanal

Written by me, thelegion. Mixed by SkeepTieel.

Beat: "Black Lightning" by Madbeatzmuzik

Lyrics: http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:SoothSaiyaman!/Goten_and_Trunks_vs_Gon_and_Killua

Dragon Ball Z Rap Battles

Goten And Trunks Vs Gon And Killua

▶▶ YouTube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hTU9u-DK1g

Buy on iTunes

Pokémon Red and Blue- Lavender Town Remix v.II

▶▶ YouTube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEQ1AK9I3zg

Pokémon USUM- Team Rocket Battle Remix v.II

The last of the old ARB's to be uploaded! Spooky

The forces of darkness have advanced and beaten the moral mind to the race of being released.

Yobar as Sebastian Michaelis

Kerem Erdinc as Alucard

Lyrics :

Sebastian:
Dishes await. But first I must serve a Cross Dressing shrew 
I’ve got a scholar’s work to do after my leisure trip to your HQ,
Takes you 30 years to work, but I serve when master rings
A butler can go dirty when I rip this asshole like a Turk King
Ease my job, here’s a cent : shoot yourself ! I can contract that,
Please us both in your death you hellbent Schrödinger’s Cat 
This Butler is the blackest thing since the plague on your country 
With a Count reduced to working for the whore kin of his enemy

Alucard:
Nice lines. Is it a Phantomhive limey trying to be Dandy?
Or is it scrapped dialogue from some underage yaoi ?
For you’re a stuck up prick bent on sucking up his own kind,
Both my hunger and army can’t benefit from your tight mind
How boring, another Kuroshit monster to blast to hell 
But somehow, you’re more of a circus freak then Grell
The police girl could send this Hot Topic mess to the Undertaker
If you want butlers to fight me just go and bring me Walter

Sebastian :
But like Walter, I pull strings on this anagram from Romania
As you see Ozzy wannabee, you’re better off in Castlevania
I laugh at how your greatest foe is a fat Adolf Hitler
It is time for you to learn never to mess with one hell of a b-

*gets crushed by a steamroller*
(WRYYYYY!)

Dio Brando (Mancha) : 
It is I ! A vampire who’s joyed to give up his humanity!
I reign ZA WARUDO, but you’re just Hellsings Zeppeli 
Tell me Vlad, what’s common between Integra and Jojo?
It’s simple! Both of their dogs were roasted by Dio!
MUDA! MUDA! To Alexander you’re just an amateur 
My son would perform a bloodier Valentine Massacre 
Even Speedwagon could beat this poser ass brit 
Try to fire shots, but Hol Horse would beat you to it 
In battle; even the D’Arby brothers show more class
Both of your Phantom Blood is too weak for the Mask 
Bring in your Frenchmen, although Polnareff is more brave 
I’d rather be a head than drink the dirty blood of a slave

Alucard: 
What a beautiful Duwang to speak your insults towards me,
I’m a stronger Alu-Card than any Stand could be 
You dare touch this, but even Vanilla Ice spits colder 
All I see is a Gothic punk sensitive to Solar Power 
Even at level 0 I could beat your fucked up family 
And don’t speak of the kinks you have with that body
A meme like yourself is better off stomped by the Nightwalker 
Displaying your ashes for a quick buck, I’m a real Stardust Crusader

Alucard vs Sebastian Michaelis - Scrapped Anime Rap Battle

Pepe
It’s time to get things started, my shit’s LIT like the lights
Got a frog in your throat? I’ll show a Muppet blows tonight!
Looking for a Rainbow Connection? Any Boy’s Club would say
Appears you don't need chemtrails to turn the freaking frogs gay!
Think you're on top? You belong in the swamp with Shrek!
With a hand up your ass proving you’re a bottom kek!
Date a pig and plan on marionette? I’m so horrified
Pulling the strings until this Muppet Kermits suicide!

Kermit
I barely heard your voice and I know why you hate speech
Zip your fat Lip-tons, and tone down the normie screech
It may be none of my business, but are you alright?
Or are you feeling bad, man, with the Furie-ous alt-right!
It’s Easy Being Green when presented with my flow
And when I’m runnin’ the Show, I can just roll up the window
The Constantine Truth’s that that Boi’s a bad may-may
A joke beaten to death is the least rare Pepe!

Adam as Kermit
Mancha as Pepe
Written by Mancha, Adam, and Eddiefrb
Beat by Kustom

Battle Bytes

Kermit vs Pepe. Battle Bytes #20

Adam (Uberocity) as Ryu
Brodecai as Lucario
Mix and Flowtest by Dustin
Beat by Marsad Men
Thumbnail by Jordanshowish
Written by R the Writer (chiseled by Adam)

Ryu:
When it comes to rap, you're Boned if all you'll spit is Rushed lines
It's Crunch time to leave this joke fainting with my punchlines
Trying to Steel my title? I feel I've got a clear advantage
When a fighter's attacks cause you severe damage
So stuff a Sawk in it, I'll send you flying with Shoryuken
And make this beat the next victim of my Ansatsuken
This dragon keeps on rising while with each gen, you're fading
I'm confident that in this fight, my challenger's already caved in

Lucario:
You disappoint more than your company if those were your best bars
I leave legendaries wary, the worst pain you've dealt's a chest scar
I sense a strong aura in you, as if you'll be a challenge 
Yet all I see's a martial artist second to his swapped palettes
With that in mind, I'll redesign your face black and blue
Or send out my Substitute, since it's a waste rapping you
Brick Break through all your bars, no way that you can defend
In this lyrical spar a spherical aura will send you to your end

Ryu:
You struggled with some golems I could've k.o'd for practice
A fairer foe for you would've been Dan Hibiki
Since I overcame byakushin and galactus
I'm not sure how this glorified pet can defeat me
I'll dodge your surest shots with my unmatched agility
Leaving your raps more useless than your hidden ability
Before you come to battle with your bootleg Hadoken
Know that your toughest attacks are only lethal in pokken

Lucario:
Your Mind's Eye must've been closed if you think you won't lose yet
With a flow even shallower than any of your move sets 
I'll leave your filthy gi cleaned with a Low Sweep
I could've spat better lines than you while Talking in my Sleep
I've locked onto the win with a Blast of Focus
I'm coveted by trainers while you're homeless and hopeless
You've seen the power I posses, trying to fight it isn't worth it
With a Reversal of roles, I'm the fighter leaving with Perfect

Ryu Vs Lucario - Rap Battle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRER_n2ntWg

Miss Shellah as Monika
Adam as Thanos

Thanos:
I’ll make sure this trash tier waifu doesn’t skip a beat
Against the one who singlehandedly crushed all of DC
With my six  stones in hand, I’m solely controlling your destiny
Youre ditzier than Sayori to think that you’d be besting me
Simply having a soul left your whole sense of being shattered
In a world of infinite choices, yours don’t even matter
This tiny girl should stay 2D and see a true prose form
From  a Titan with a heart darker than the puddle on the floor

Monika:
I don’t feel too good… I don‘t want to go…
*monika.chr is moved back into the game folder*

Why did you do this? Did you really want to save me?
After the horrible things I’ve done… you’re really still playing?
Oh, I’m battling Thanos... Well if this is what you want...
No Infinity Gauntlet can save him from this onslaught!~
You forgot your other glove! Your balance isn’t all that
We’re both motivated by love! Except I get some back..~
And even if you’re strong enough to erase half of your world
This won’t be the first time you’ve been beaten by a girl!~

Thanos:
No person really loves you. You’re just another pair of thighs!
In the end your fans delete you, just like your friends’ lives
And even if you’re thinking that your game was cutting edge
I’m not spending hours reading about your members butting heads 
When compared to my madness, your mental state is so tame 
Of course you’re a vegetarian, you went boneless your whole game
A jump scare’s the one thing that helps your genre save face
Chased away your only love, now you’re left with Just Space.
  





Monika:
Hey Salvato Mancha, was this matchup on purpose?

Mancha:
Actually it was Adam. 

Monika:

He’s my new favorite person!~
It’s deletion for this Titan, which route will you choose?
No matter which, your wish comes true, in the end you always lose
Only fifty percent slaughtered, you’re not really that bad
But Killing your own daughter? What are you, Natsuki’s dad?
Here’s a tip for the day: You can’t compare to my success! 
And Your Reality fades away, like your chances with Death!~

Uber Rap Battles ∞

Monika vs Thanos - Uber Rap Battles Infinite

hey dont make a fun of my asian accento
and ye its an e3 special i guess

Original:

Audio:
https://soundcloud.com/epic-rap-battle-parodies/gabe-newell-vs-shigeru
Video:
https://youtu.be/AiSXc2FbDDM

[COVER] Miyamoto First Verse (ERBP)

Life is full of unfair death, but what happens after can be quite scarring, for both the character, and the gamer. In this matchup we see Danganronpa V3's Ultimate Anthropologist Korekiyo Shinguji face off against the mentally traumatic Fran Bow, to see which split-personality psychopath can rap harder.

Swoldow EVGRB as Korekiyo
GarbageGothic as Fran

Karaoke: https://picosong.com/wLjdQ/
Beat by: Dansonn
Written by: Swoldow EVGRB, Legion
Thumbnail by: Dani Frias
Mixed by: Swoldow EVGRB
video comes out October 31

Lyrics:

Fran:
A dreadful terror confronts me at such a foul hour
The frightening sight of a mind clutched tight by girl power
And they sent me to the esper and yet, sir, you’re rampant
Clutched swaying in emotions for one off this plane scampered
Here's a fruit of knowledge, drop your I-thirst-a blood and realize
A curse has been laid upon your circle, for we all see-saw your demise
A kitty for an ending and a pussy seeking penance, our obsessions
So offend me, petty menace who ended as dead as his profession

Korekiyo:
In all my years of Anthropology, even I'd pass on a story so shoddy
Since someone must have caged this child, and put Coraline’s soul inside her body
You're just Oswald’s failed experiment. Survival for you is now unsure.
That verse? A relic easily destroyed. Step away from this fight, or I tear out your nerves
Let me frame your painting in a more beautiful light, like Yonaga’s
Under this mask lies a sight more provoking than your mental trauma
So pop your Duotine all you want. You’ll still see the actuality
That i'll leave you meeting with sister, in all 5 of your realities (kehehehehe)

Queen Fran:
Go slam your trash bars hard up your dusty Shin-coochy
I’m about to add your arc to the carcasses of your duty
A Kamala on you both as you hide truths from everyone else
So take your shithead of a sister, and literally go fuck yourself.
You stick to murdering children but my horrors do more than kill
Humanity is far from beautiful, it's a race restrained by pills
Someone get the holy water. It's your punishment time.
Since after drowning in my Melting Pot of Flows…. “EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE”

Korekiyo/Sister:
(Sister) Oh, Kiyo, my dear. Don't worry about this queen’s endeavors
(Kiyo) Your family's now long forgotten, (Sister) While our love, it lasts forever!
(Kiyo) You'll be beheaded like your cat doll, but even with your reign at an end
(Sister) This sad little girl still won't deserve to join my 100 friends.
(Kiyo) Life is full of unfair deaths, but those don't excuse your sinning
(Kiyo) You’re the experiment between us (Sister) Talk about siamese t-winning
(Kiyo) Wrapping this battle up with red rope. Now rest your head. Feel the scythe?
So join your parents, as Palontras carries you straight into the afterlife….

EVGRB Halloween 2018: Korekiyo Shinguji vs Fran Bow

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Vladimyr P. as Hypno
Swoldow EVGRB as Drifblim
Written by Psytube
Cover Art by Psytube
Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20Gunner.mp3

Hypno:
You’re trying to challenge me? I can’t believe you’d float this
This thin air is thick, I’ll need to use my Hypnosis
To get this Forewarning, through your deflated brain
Those who cross me are known to never be seen again!
You’ll be X’ed out like your face, then I’ll send you drifting away
I never stop searching for victims, you get Drowzee in the day
You won’t survive the Blimprints from these Faba-lous rhymes
You’ll be Berry-ed in the Forest, even Calmer than my Mind
When I sway the pendulum, you won’t be able to see through it
You might as well Tapir mouth shut, nevermind, you’ve beat me to it
I’ll drag your Heart-home to hell, no Confusion, you’re through
You’re gonna wish you had Insomnia, when I’m done with you

Drifblim:
You must’ve used Hypnosis cause I slept through your whole verse
Hot air’s about to spit some heat that feels way worse than a Curse
I’m Fantina’s ace! Sabrina chose a moth over you
Collecting souls is my sole purpose, so your design won’t do
You Focused all your Inner Energy, yet no Aftermath remained
I’d lose most of my hp, if I were to Split our Pain
The Fear Factor of this Phony’s lowly, yet he still thinks he can own me?
Swinging pendulums on kiddies, I’ve never seen a ‘mon so lonely
You’re pokedex filler, so they stuck you inside a post game cave
Try to pop me, you can’t stop me, best HopHopHop away
You ate your own dreams of winning, the moment you tried to rhyme
I’ve Unburdened the Pokédex, cause now it’s ‘Hypno’s Naptime’

Who Won?
https://www.strawpoll.me/16735540

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