"Sales Freak" 
Written and performed by LEX the Lexicon Artist 
Composed and produced by Incooperative 
Mixed by Incooperative at PictureBox Studios

[verse 1] 

Let me tell you bout a crazy story 
Let me tell you what I do for fun 
Let me tell you bout my fame and glory 
Odd job hobby, two for one 

I like playing with the minds of the people 
I like saying all my lines really well 
People tell me that I’m kinda deceitful 
But I ain’t tryna play you I’m just trying to sell 

Well I’m oversharing so I’ll spare you the details 
Presales, Retail 
Can I get your email? (please) 
When I’m famous I’ll be making it a sequel 
Death of a salesman Asian female! 

Life is sales and sales is life 
And if I fail in love I’ll make sales my wife 
You might not quite get it or know the appeal 
But Imma show you mothafuckas how to close the deal 

[prechorus] 
Let me see you put your wallets in the air 
Wave em around like you just don’t care 
And it might seem a little bit scary 
Don’t worry, a price tag is arbitrary! (that’s right!) 

Let me see you put your wallets in the air 
Wave em around like you just don’t care 
We only live for a limited time 
So call now and get it for just 9.99 

[chorus] 

I’m, I’m, I’m a sales freak 
X8 

[verse] 

Other girls like to go for the clothes 
I prefer to try to go for the close 
Get my freak on when I’m hitting the phones 
Or when I’m busy getting everyone to go to my shows 

Ha 
Cause I’ve been selling all over the place 
I put a foot in the door or get a door in the face 
I could get a broken toe and still get in the gate 
And then I follow these steps when it’s time to negotiate 

Step one, establish value 
Write a pitch so rad, it could smash a statue 
Step two, define your market 
How you gonna make a sale without finding your target 

Step three, anchor the price 
By using a high number as a priming device 
Step four, assume the sale 
Be assertive and confident, and you will prevail 

Now 

[prechorus] 
Let me see you put your wallets in the air 
Wave em around like you just don’t care 
And it might seem a little bit scary 
Don’t worry, a price tag is arbitrary! (that’s right!) 

Let me see you put your wallets in the air 
Wave em around like you just don’t care 
We only live for a limited time 
So call now and get it for just 9.99 

[chorus] 

I’m, I’m, I’m a sales freak 
X8 

[verse 3] 

When you’re sitting in the boiler room 
Think of what your employer would do 
Cold calling is annoying, it’s true 
So how do you haul ass while enjoying it too 

Well
I like to think of it as exercise 
Cause actually sales tactics are effective in life 
If you happen to be like me, the competitive type 
You could hack your daily habits with some mental advice 

Say, hey, maybe you’ve having dating trouble 
Change your ways and think about it like a sales funnel 
Cause whether you’re a sex god or virgin 
Increasing prospecting increases conversion 

Here’s a tip from a psychology nerd 
Humans have a hard-wired reciprocity urge 
So if you offer something nice or some advice to somebody 
They’ll wanna buy your product more (did it work, it probably worked) 

The theory of cognitive dissonance 
(what’s that?) 
Is an easy way to operate business 
(why’s that?) 
Human beings want to seem consistent 
Contradict their beliefs, make them question existence 
(woo) 

Animatronic behavioral economics 
Can make you a profit off of the product of your choice 
I don’t need a Rolls Royce, I just need my sales knowledge 
World domination with my voice and degree from college 

[prechorus] 
Let me see you put your wallets in the air 
Wave em around like you just don’t care 
And it might seem a little bit scary 
Don’t worry, a price tag is arbitrary! (that’s right!) 

Let me see you put your wallets in the air 
Wave em around like you just don’t care 
We only live for a limited time 
So call now and get it for just 9.99 

[chorus] 

I’m, I’m, I’m a sales freak 
X8

Sales Freak (prod. Incooperative)

"Peep Game" 
Written and performed by LEX the Lexicon Artist 
Composed and produced by Mozart von Robot 
Mixed by Incooperative at PictureBox Studios

[verse 1] 

Ladies and gentlemen and nonconformists, 
Please, direct your attention to my performance 
Now train your line of vision on me like the eye of Horus 
And you shall find that my metaphorical dong’s enormous 

Of course 
Do you believe that you’re not afforded your due respect? 
Or treated with the height of decorum that you expect? 
Maybe you’re doing your best but feel neglected 
In a sea of perfection it’s easy to feel defective 

Well, I got an answer that will help you with your deep shame 
Confront your enemies by telling them to peep game 
See they've been sleeping on your flames, you've been defamed 
But I swear the recognitions there for you to reclaim 

And as a kid people said I was strange 
But now that I'm older I'm proud I'm an artist with range 
And though it's true other people's minds are the hardest to change 
I'll use all my power to keep em peeping hard at my game 

[chorus] 

If you’re doing something different and they call you a freak 
Because you’re making people listen when you’re rockin the beat 
Say Peep Game 

If you always bring the fire but they’re never impressed 
Because their shit is uninspired and they know you’re the best 
Say Peep Game 

[verse 2] 

Man I got so much game you couldn't peep it all in one day 
Peeping from the weekend all the way to Monday 
My game is colorful, blue pink and yellow 
Treat me like it’s Easter and gimme them peeps marshmallows 

Maybe you could bring your peeps to the show 
Cause I got so much game to peep and I want people to know 
I just bring the heat and they eat it up like pizza to go 
In a minute I’m drowning in it I’ll be deep in the dough 
Let’s go 

My game is exhibitionist, peep it like you’re Tom 
My game is like my laptop, peep it like my mom 
My game is different in a field full of sheep 
Step up to the stage and give it a little Bo peep 

Uhhh 
Yeah, I’m like the Lex to your Brainiac 
You look a little green in the face of megalomaniacs 
Staring in the box like my game’s a peep show 
I’m breaking out to satisfy my raging ego 


[chorus] 

If you’re doing something different and they call you a freak 
Because you’re making people listen when you’re rockin the beat 
Say Peep Game 

If you always bring the fire but they’re never impressed 
Because their shit is uninspired and they know you’re the best 
Say Peep Game

Peep Game (prod. Mozart von Robot)

"Advanced-Level EgonomiX" (A Raging Sequel) is the follow-up EP to LEX the Lexicon Artist's first debut full-length, "Raging Ego".

Advanced-Level EgonomiX

Narcissist (prod. Liz Grove)

"Special: A Mob Psycho 100 EP" is a new 5-song project inspired by the themes and characters of the anime Mob Psycho 100.

ALBUM CREDITS

"Special: A Mob Psycho 100 EP" 

Written and performed by LEX the Lexicon Artist 

With guest verses by Schaffer the Darklord and None Like Joshua 

Mixed and mastered by Cecil Decker 

"Self-Proclaimed Psychic" and "In Order to Grow Up" produced by Vince Vandal 

"Special" produced by Richie Branson 

"Mob's Explosion" and "Special [RoboRob Remix]" produced by RoboRob 

"Mob's Explosion" mixed by Bill Beats 

"Mob's Explosion" video directed by KickFlamez 

Album art by Atomic Rat Studios

Special (feat. None Like Joshua) [RoboRob Remix]

In Order To Grow Up [prod. Vince Vandal]

Self-Proclaimed Psychic (feat. Schaffer the Darklord) [prod. Vince Vandal]

[Verse 1]

Yo
I don’t think I’m trash, but I’ve been in denial 
Don’t think I’m bad but I’ve been trapped inside a vicious cycle 
I undervalue my values and screw the cap up tight
So when I spiral up to my maximum I get mad and spiteful 

Make sure my pride is set aside, don’t want to seem entitled 
Fake that I’m happy, deep inside I keep my feelings stifled 
Take all the crap I’ve been handed and greet it with a smile
But now I see that I’ve been mistaken for quite a while 

See I’ve been pushed around 
I’ve been walked upon 
Been a doormat and I’ve had enough 
Got my sensei and my classmates
and a whole family that'll back me up

Got my mom and dad, I got my brother too 
I look at all the pain I’ve had to suffer through 
And now I wonder why I kept it all inside
When all I had to do was keep in touch with you

Thought I wasn’t important
Felt like a burden and 
Pushed my emotions and thoughts to a corner 
I wanted to go it alone 
But it’s hard on my own
Now I’m home and I know I’m supported 

I’m no longer taking my Ls
I’m hoping to openly get over hating myself 
I’m making a change for my own mental health
by respecting my feelings and treating them well

[Chorus]

My eyes are open to a world I’ve never seen before 
From here on out I’ll be considering my feelings more
If I think it’s important, it shouldn’t be ignored 
From here on out I’ll be considering my feelings more

My eyes are open to a world I’ve never seen before 
From here on out I’ll be considering my feelings more
If I think it’s important, it shouldn’t be ignored 
From here on out I’ll be considering my feelings more

[Verse 2]

See I wished I was special but now that I’m older I think I see 
I’m only as special as those that I treasure consider me
As I grow as a person I notice my friends and community 
And connections have grown in importance, is that maturity?

In the face of a sure defeat 
My relationships are my security 
And when I stand on a stage in a sea of people 
Know I’m feeling safe as long as you’re with me

If one day I fade to obscurity
We can take a break on a secluded creek
Watch the clouds go by, and each other’s eyes
Change colors in the sunlight fluidly

When you said hi, I said hi to you
When we spent time, I started liking you
And though the time we spend is just temporary 
I’m in a better state of mind when I ride with you

We got things we like that we’re weird about
You can share your writing and I’ll hear you out
Because I care about you and the things that you value
Are nothing you should be embarrassed about

So what if we’re hiding our reasons, evading the truth
That doesn’t negate that I’m grateful to you
So what if we're doing this charitably
I’m thankful you’re sharing your passion with me

We both wanted someone to see 
The way we believe we were meant to be seen
Accept our authentic identities 
You’ve been a friend, 
and I’ll pick up the pieces
What’s left of our dreams

[Chorus]

My eyes are open to a world I’ve never seen before 
From here on out I’ll be considering my feelings more
If I think it’s important, it shouldn’t be ignored 
From here on out I’ll be considering my feelings more

My eyes are open to a world I’ve never seen before 
From here on out I’ll be considering my feelings more
If I think it’s important, it shouldn’t be ignored 
From here on out I’ll be considering my feelings more

(See I’ve been pushed around 
I’ve been walked upon 
Been a doormat and I’ve had enough 
Got my sensei and my classmates 
and a whole family that'll back me up 

Got my mom and dad, I got my brother too 
I look at all the pain I’ve had to suffer through 
And now I wonder why I kept it all inside 
When all I had to do was keep in touch with you)

[Outro: Mob] 

I don’t think this is trash.
If you’re going to throw it away, I’ll take it.
I’ve made the decision to consider my feelings more.
And you need to pick up things you think are important.

LEX the Lexicon Artist

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