a bit of this and a bit of that; hopefully not too much of anything.

as good a way in as any, we reckon.

some really good pop songs

much of the rhythm track is sampled firework noise, and was captured by simply holding a dictaphone out of the studio window.
on a good day i'd say it adds to this song's "lo-fi charm".
the whole thing was done in about 20 minutes, initially as an afterthought to FRANK (recorded on the same day, on the other side of town), hence the "frank Vs vincent" thing.

wish it was always this straightforward.

vincent

NKloZha!

SLAG!

a masterful study in 3 colours.

superficially upbeat apocalypticism.

the commentator

old charlie boy.

not green.

not pleasant.

enter the dragon

as ever, based on a true story.
obviously.
having said that, i've not been in a supermarket since 1987, and my memory is not what it was.

i'm 93, you know. 

soon

originally written on the back of a receipt from that paper shop in the main entrance foyer of queen's medical centre, nottingham.

FACT!

they sell balloons, but i was buying flapjack.

it's a boy

free to stream here; an inexpensive download at thelittletypists.com

the little typists chuck some paperclips

massive letters

the 39 steps (take 6)

your message HERE

NB. actually written in machynlleth, but might have been written in mansfield.

or the mendips.

or middlesborough.

or monmouth.

or much wenlock.

or pretty much anywhere.

anyway.

one can but dream of a dog-free dolgellau

golfers

gorgeous jorge

twelves

one day, all pop songs will open with the line, "she goes to me...".

the ballad of miss emma comma ceramicist

enormity

as you like it

describe your track?

it's good and you'll like it.

apparently

HQ download available at thelittletypists.com

thanks for listening.

an otherwise beautiful house all but entirely ruined by children

frank by name.

produced by mark gamble.
many thanks for a job well done and timely pot noodle.

frank

the obvious GILBERT and SULLIVAN comparisons?

lazy journalism.

links below for typists' website, "SPANDEX" and "ronnie and the bonnevilles".

it's all over the place.

thanks for listening.

the little typists

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