[intentionally low effort shitposting, i am sorry]
i relayed a comment I read on the internet to a buddy of mine, who promptly responded with "FUCK YOU WHY CAN I HEAR IT FUCKKKKKKK"

To which the sick part of my head went "You haven't heard shit".

I did not write Bad Guy or the Crash Bandicoot OST, billie elish did both of those i think.

Crash Guy

please hold for the next representative that asked.

Opus Number 1.5

I have learned how to use soundfonts and I am about to make it everyone's problem.

original song by Pink Guy/George Miller/Filthy Frank/Whatever he wants credit as.

K.K. Help

i like this guy a lot better than microsoft sam, really chill dude.

Lean On Me is originally by Bill Withers, and definitely not me or the dog.

K.K. Lean On Me

Microsoft SAM is back in the studio, after a court order that I am obligated to fulfil. i do not understand how that even happened but i guess i'm still producing music for him.

update: the court order said i have to credit him in the title too this is fucking bullshit.

Golden Age (feat. Microsoft SAM)

sounds used for this masterpiece:
-Windows XP 'ding'
-bass from DOOM (DOS)
-default techno drumkit
-k.k. slider soundfont [obviously]
-a piano vst i found online at some point

[image is placeholder until i can GIMP something funny together]

k.k. class [Around The World cover]

yay my favorite gameboy series is available to purchase on a device i've already been playing it on for over a decade.

have some sax.

Indoor Theme from Battle Network but it's Jazz

Came back inside to find my computer restarted and this music file on my desktop. I have more questions than answers.

Full lyrics readable at https://nottumblr.thelurrax.dev/2020/06/nothin-but-c-thang-lyrics.html
[Special thanks to https://tetyys.com/SAPI4/ for the voices]

Nothin But A C Thang [Feat. Microsoft Sam and Bonzi "Bon-Z" Buddy]

Remix of Binary Game, from the Zero Escape: 999 OST
Original here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiQZiqtlGAU

Did this for a map project, I think it came out dope as fuck.

I would strongly recommend Zero Escape as a series [I'm still playing through it because I take VNs too damn seriously and want all endings] - you can find the PC version of the series here: https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/2638/Zero_Escape_Trilogy/

Binary Game [Jailbroken Mix]

I'm trying to talk to MC XP [name pending] about splitting off into his own Soundcloud instead of piggybacking off of mine.
his response was, and i quote, "your shit is wack anyway, just enjoy the free ride"

fuck this guy, dude.

[side note, if his voice sounds different, it's because the site i usually use for this went down, so i had to use virtualbox and Audacity to do it

i.e. this is my actual computer talking]

additional announcement from Microsoft Sam:
"Catch my upcoming album, 8-File"

kill me.

Lose Yourself [Microsoft Sam parody]

GlaDos voice thanks to the absolute genius at 15.ai [autotuned by me :D]
AIM SFX from AOL Instant Messenger.
Microsoft SAM voice thanks to Microsoft [and a little help from my XP virtualbox instance]
Bonzi Buddy voice thanks to Speakonia, by CFS Technologies

Stan originally released by Eminem, Thank You originally released by Dido Armstrong
Stan released under Interscope/Aftermath literally 2 decades ago. 
Litigation is bitch-made, just enjoy the jokes.

Lyrics at: https://blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=15320

SAM [Stan Microsoft Sam Parody]

Ay most of the stuff uploaded here is video game music or microsoft sam covers.
In the event you're interested in using anything on here [or even getting something new composed!] for a project you're working on, shoot me a message.

The Lurrax

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