She makes the morning coffee with a double of paroxetine, 
to help on her way, to that everyday fairytale. 
There's a pill for that, to help her sleep, to disengage from God's great masterpiece. 
From rolling with the punches, and ironing his shirts, 
it's heroic don't you know, 
to ruin a girl's good looks. 

Red's mind is riding into setting suns, 
while her body sleeps in places where girls are kept like dogs. 
She's cute, she's cheap, she screams, 
and the boys will give good money for that fairytale experience. 

They'll always be another handsome hero in Armani armour, 
to carry her away to his plexiglass and steel castle. 
Who am I to draw the lines between the many different facets, 
between captor and protector, between lover and molestor. 
They lived happy every after, till he got lynched in Alabama, for wearing women's clothes.

Red Riding (uke version)

Maths Makes You Famous

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xx

Edd

The Machiavellia