Got a lot of flowers in the front of my house 
Got six refrigerators on every floor 
I spend a lot on soap because I don't know why 

Two showers 
Three bathrooms 
Full size 
Full size 
I've got a really big bed 
A really big bed 

Make four figures every day 
My jet skis never get much play 
Because I'm lazy so lazy 
I don't have no time for 

Less than four wheel drive 
ATV's that don't fly over fifty 
I see a lot of people who don't know how to pick a paint color 

I read only the most expensive magazines 
I can't stand it when soup is not good 
People ask me how do I live so fly 

Two showers 
Three bathrooms 
Full size 
Full size 
I've got a really big bed 
A really big bed

Four Figures Every Day

Old and dumb

This month is Tech Swamp’s first ever cross over episode! We teamed up with Betsy Furler, of the YourAppLady podcast, to talk all things accessibility. App Association executive director Chelsea Thomas joins us to discuss our work and advocacy in accessibility, and Joel Thayer talks us though some of the accessibility panels at E3. We’re also talking Farm Bill (yes, it’s relevant), SCOTUS cases, Del Taco, and more! Keep your eyes and ears peeled for the YourAppLady podcast featuring your favorite Tech Swampers(™), coming soon!

YourAppLady Crossover

I talk with one of the coolest cats I know, Matthew Bright. This guy is chill and really, really intelligent. He's making waves in the comedy scene in Chicago.

Follow Matt on Instagram goo.gl/ZKz5Ty

Check out Go Hard Comedy on 10/28 at Laugh Factory Chicago!

Also follow Corey Wood on Facebook: goo.gl/p4UJ9W

9 - 4 Matthew Bright and later Corey Wood

I talk with Chicago comedian and The Bachelorette finalist Zako Ryan. We talk about getting into comedy, trouble with the law, staying positive, and giving 110%.

Zako's one of the most positive, nicest guys in the Chicago scene, and he's hustling day-in and day-out.

Say a prayer for his family in South Carolina, hoping that Hurricane Florence avoids them.

Check out Zako on Facebook at www.facebook.com/zako.ryan.9 and on Instagram www.instagram.com/zakoryan/

9 - 10 Zako Ryan, Give 110%

Self-proclaimed (former) psychopath Mary Kate Beck discusses learning her worth and eliminating toxicity in her life with host Paul Farahvar and co-host Patti Vasquez!

Singles Only: Comedian Mary Kate Beck (Ep. 116)

Dre is the man behind a kind of legend on the internet. Codename: Diablo is thrown around so much in forums, on reddit, twitter, and is somewhere between a curiosity, a fetish, and a punchline.

Quite frankly, I have a ton of respect for someone who creates anything. The drive to helm a project, put money into it, gather investors, get talent, rent equipment, scout locations, everything, takes so much commitment and energy. It's amazing that anything ever gets created.

Dre has a specific interest in big boobs, cartoonish humor, action, in short, classic Hollywood B movies.

He's created one of the most prolific online, Codename: Diablo, and is about to go to production on the sequel, with an even bigger budget and larger production (no puns intended here).

Check out Codename: Diablo here: http://bit.ly/2DN1fwF

Dre, Codename Diablo

Sherrod and Keren are joined by Lance Weiss, Dionne Nicholls, Shaun Lynda, Brendan Lemon, Matt Smith and Jasmin St. Claire as they discuss being black and Caribbean in Canada, Jasmine discusses her life from porn to acting, and Shaun discusses getting kicked off a plane for being black.

Canadian Blacks w/ Lance Weiss, Dionne Nicholls, Shaun Lynda, Brendan Lemon, and Jasmin St. Claire

Written and produced by Bike Paths.
Guitar played by Konstantine Stebliy.

Cards You Play

Interviewing comedians, entrepreneurs, thought leaders, deep-thinkers and diving into the beliefs and ideas that inform our shared world.

I'm a comedian based in New York. Check out my YouTube channel at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfIons39cHlADBQcPJj11SA

Dre, Codename Diablo

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