Lyrics

Woken up at the crack of dawn
Some texts roll in and the ringer's on
People calling from all around
across the 512, but I'm in town

They ask if they can stop on by
does the dryer work, and what's the mattress size?
Some Craigslist ads wrongly list my number
Now strangers woke me from my slumber

No I don't have a washer or dryer
No I don't have a free King mattress
No I don't have those Goodyear tires
to give away

No I don't have a washer or dryer
No I don't have a free King mattress
No I don't have those Goodyear tires
to give today

The calls kept coming, my replies got shorter
I said "Sorry that I have to dissapoint you
The ad you read lists my number wrong 
So please flag it as spam and just move along."

You don't have to apologize
For a Craigslist scammer's thin disguise
with an ad made to spam, and farm your data
just be safe on the internet, that's what matters

No I don't have a washer or dryer
No I don't have a free King mattress
No I don't have those Goodyear tires
to give away

No I don't have a washer or dryer
No I don't have a free King mattress
No I don't have those Goodyear tires
to give today

themichaelthomas