To complete the challenge, keep the glass by the red skull unbroken, then spawn in the insurrectionist using the whiplash’s infinite reach, stand on a glass pane and watch as the insurrectionist jump into the air and land in a bottomless pit

Heaven Pierce Her - Sands of Tide 4-2 ULTRAKILL

Remember, it's more than lifting bars. True strength's within, so lift with your heart.

The Pump

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Judgement

Music:
Philip Glass
Sam Spence
The B-52s
Kevin Macleod
Shinedown

Audio:
Metal Gear Solid
Metal Gear Solid 4
Lords of the Realm II

Judgement (Album)

I bop em til they don't bop no more.
Season 3 - Trials

Music:
Are We Having a Party - Cliff Martinez

Something Terribly Offensive

Pokemon Crystal - National Park

Trials - Part One.
Season 3
Original Album Art by Andrew Sutliff
Original Logo by Arthur Hickman

0:00 - Intro
1:30 - My Robot Messiah
11:26 - How To Change Your Life
15:14 - Sweet Little Kevin
18:02 - My Robot Messiah: WHO IS ALPHA-RED?
19:42 - The Force is a Brotherhood
21:21 - Force Stories: Life of Brothers
22:26 - Please Give Me Back My Body
24:06 - Something Terribly Offensive
27:52 - My Robot Messiah: QUESTIONABLE ACTIVITIES
29:38 - Walk The Plank
33:03 - You Have To Relax
35:34 - My Robot Messiah: SALE DE SOL (The Sun Rises)
37:38 - Cruisin on my Bike
40:03 - American Odyssey - The Immigrant Song
43:14 - My Robot Messiah: SEVERED CONNECTION

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Music:
Cliff Martinez
Philip Glass
Sam Spence
Metal Gear 2
Proud
John Cage
Rocket: Robot on Wheels

Drums:
Jim Dooley
Commusic

Trials

Trials - Part One

Trials - Part Two

0:00 - Opening (Glass)
2:27 - You Did It (Metal Gear)
4:17 - Moon Prison's Most Famous Inmate (Glass)
5:49 - Whatever It Takes (Spence)
7:29 - HE'S ESCAPED HIS BODY (Martinez)
10:21 - A Very Scary Statue (Spence)
11:47 - No Need For Sleep (Glass)
13:52 - New Sheriff (Spence)
16:32 - BEATDOWN BREAKDOWN (LFO)
18:34 - I Live In A Big Clock Tower (Spence)
20:41 - Fuck The Kids (Spence)
23:37 - OUR LAST CHANCE (Martinez)
24:33 - ALPHA-RTD's Parole Hearing (Martinez)
28:54 - Bang Your Thuddy Drums (Spence)
30:33 - Outro (Glass)

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Album Art by Andrew Sutliff (ohnodinos.tumblr.com)
Original Logo by Arthur Hickman (arthurhickman.com)

Trials - Part Two

Oh to be a Dundareaton Redripulate.
Season 4 - Relay
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Music:
Philip Glass - Forgetting (w/ Linda Ronstadt, Kronos Qt, The Roches)

DUNDARIOUS REDRIPULIN

I didn't make any of these :) All credit goes out to RED.M, go buy his album on bandcamp! https://redm.bandcamp.com/album/the-elephants-garden-original-soundtrack

The Elephant's Garden Original Soundtrack

Pnuematic Behemoth

Season 4 - Relay Part One
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album art by Arthur Hickman (arthurhickman.com)

0:00 - That's A Nice Grill (Perturbator - Welcome Back/Perturbator's Theme)
4:16 - The Minute Hour (Cliff Martinez - Only God Forgives)
5:03 - FSPC (Sam Spence - Silent Season of a Hero)
8:09 - Carman (Cliff Martinez - Chang and Sword)
10:31 - Steamy Creamy Crazy (Sam Spence - Tijuana Trip)
11:26 - Rodey The Long Haired Chef
13:58 - Club Magic (Sam Spence - The Paris Whistler)
17:04 - Yes, Mr. Chairman (Sam Spence - The Searcher)
19:22 - Two Scoops (Nightmares on Wax - Night's Interlude)
21:00 - It's A Baby Boy (Sam Spence - Quest for a Silver Trophy)
23:45 - Come Here Kid (Sam Spence - Quest for a Silver Trophy)
27:01 - DUNDARIOUS REDRIPULIN (Philip Glass - Forgetting)

Additional Music by Sam Spence.

Relay

Relay Part One

Science! On the move!
"The Holodisk" / "Not My Job"
Season 4 - Relay
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music:
Sam Spence - The Defenders
Bill Conti - Redemption (Rocky II Theme)

Lyrics -  "The Holodisk"
The Holodisk guides science across the globe
do not approach
do not get close

it'll blind your little eyes
with all the science that's inside

the holodisk gets it's order from high above
yes it's on
the true mission of god
to create him
then make him a star

"Not My Job"
Not my job
and no I don't care
got a prob-lem with it fine
I don't mind,
it's not my...
not my job

who do you think you're talking to x4
see we give you shit to do,
then you do it
and we gave you shit to do
so do it

this is the hsit we're giving you
so this is the shit you're gonna do

we take bullshit from the right
we take bullshit from the left
we take bullshit from the front
we take bullshit up the ass

but we're stuck here
there's no love here
we can't take it
and we're breaking

might I just remind you all that
we got your life under lock and key
and we got your balls under a contract
that's-a stronger than an iron leash
but if you don't wanna do the work that we give you
I'll guess we'll have to wait and see...
see if i mean literally...
do i have to get your leash?

who do you think you're talking to? x2
tell you what i'm gonna do
then i'll do it
take a great stinky poo
i'll do it!

this is the shit i'm gonna do
the shit that i take in front of you

(take a shit) shit on the desk
(take a shit) shit on the floor
(take a shit) take a laxative
(take a shit) then i'll shit some more

cause we're stuck here
and there's no love here
we can't fix it
so we're shitting

this is the shit we're gonna do
this is the shit we're gonna do
this shit that i do is just for you...

EXECUTIVE SCIENCE

album art by Droopy McCool
music from:
metal gear solid
cliff martinez
seafloored
kevin macleod
sam spence
kano

happy halloween

The Haunted Darkness

in fact, i'm actually straight.

music is Guitar Gallop by Sam Spence

lyrics:
I don't care what they say
I don't care, 
I'm not gay-ay-ay-ay
No in fact, I'm actually straight
100% stray-ay-ay-ait
Mark that down in your books!
I'm not one who would give a look or
suck anybody's cock!
no that's not what i want

If i was gay
everybody would know
i'd run round the town
to spy the seeds that i could sow
all type of dick
put em into my mouth
get em real stiff
and maybe bring em further south
down to my butt
BUT!

i'm tellin ya im not gay
in fact im actually straight
theres not much i can say
dont have to get so complicated
go out and tell all your friends!
i don't want their rear ends

for the moment im straight
but i can feel that straightness fading
yes i wait for the day
where on the horizon a man is waiting
to suck my little cock
when he does i'll be truly happy
until then i am not

I'm Not Gay

Revolutionary Girl

My Cherry Blossom

Signal Return is a collaborative project from the tmh_tml discord server, the same people who make THE MIGHTY LIGHTHOUSE (which is a printed zine).

You can see all past issues of THE MIGHTY LIGHTHOUSE here: https://theminutehour.com/zines/
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SIGNAL RETURN 04: AUDIO TERRORISM
produced by tmh
directed/edited by MoxieFamous
with contributions from...

0:00 - Intro
Mus: Jammho
Vid: FOD

0:50 - Bumper 01
Mus: Shaan

1:01 - Tuna Bag
Mus: Allie Freed
Vid/Vox: Shaan

1:31 - Bumper 02
Mus: Don’t Feed Ben
Vid: bDwS

1:41 - Fault
Mus: Jammho
Vox: Don Haussettler

4:35 - Bumper 03
Vid: Auggh
Vox: Jurgen

4:46 - X-Boyfriend
Vox: Angelboy Discoman

5:09 - Jizz Boi 3000
Vid/Vox/Mus: MoxieFamous

6:37 - ASMR Channel
Vox: Kilroy

7:29 - Terry’s Mower
Mus/Vox: Dad
Vid: Angelboy Discoman / MoxieFamous

9:05 - Bumper 04
Mus: Itsowain
Vid: Dead-1968 / Itsowain

9:11 - 1-800-RUIN
Vox: TaintBrain

12:57 - The Dumbfuck Ghoul
Mus: Droopy McCool
Vox: Ishtahal

14:40 - Bumper 05
Mus: SundayBrunchSpinster

15:11 - The Paper Wasp
Vid: bDWs
Vox: Ishtahal / Culture

18:26 - Kill Ridley Scott
Mus: Jammho
Vid: Angelboy Discoman
Vox: Droopy McCool

21:01 - Taco Thursday
Mus: Itsowain
Vid: Grand Badger
Vox: MoxieFamous

21:35 - Bumper 06
Mus: Droopy McCool
Vid: Jammho

21:55 - [BLEEP]
Mus: Don’t Feed Ben
Vox: Swaggy Pete

22:57 - Plosives
Vid: Angelboy Discoman
Vox: Kilroy

23:11 - Dirty Needs
Mus: Greyscale Peacock

24:56 - Goblin
Vox: Lamb’s Ear
Rec: Dukso

25:01 - Credits
Mus: Angelboy Discoman

26:30 - Droopy Scream
Vox: Droopy McCool
Rec: Dukso

EXECUTIVE SCIENCE

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