As soon as the “wehoooo” of the enter and send hit, I got a text and your text tone, “whose phone is that?” hit.

Ok, google? Thank you.

google, facebook, amazon
twitch, and twitter, and your mom
makin the internet a better place
it used to be shady
it used to be hectic
it used to be so dang eclectic
not anymore, those days are gone

thanks to google, facebook, and amazon
twitch, and twitter, and your mom
its finally safe to log on (it's finally safe, I don't have to put my gloves on)
There's nothing very scary
We capped the hate (goodbye hate)
But careful what you say 
that could incriminate (careful what you say)
And circulate it to your job (hope you don't like your job!)

I use facebook to check up on my former friends
and amazon to buy my shit,
get my shit delivered to my porch (that's where it belongs)
I use twitter mainly to argue with strangers
but there's no danger no there's no danger
if they mess with me, I'll call the cops

and they'll look at your twitter, facebook, and amazon
maybe you been buyin' stuff
to build a bomb
or maybe you been lyin
maybe you been wrong
and we'll find it 
find it on twitter, facebook, and amazon
oh we'll hunt it down
and then we'll spread it around
and that ain't what you want in this climate! (i'm compliant!)

thanks google, facebook, and amazon
you made the internet
a perfect place for us to say 
whatever you want 
(I know just what to say when every word I say is spoken for)
and we don't deserve you
and just we live to serve you
won't you plug us into the machine
and let our bodies be
as one
and join our brain with jeff bezos

Thanks, Google!

Written & Recorded by TMH
Music - Gavottes avec 6 doubles - Jean Philipe Rameau - played by Trevor Pinnock
additional writing by "The Gamer"
album art by Andrew Sutliff (https://www.instagram.com/ohnodinos/)

MARKUS & MINKUS
0:00 - The Manor
1:03 - The Bedroom
2:38 - The Great Hall
3:57 - The Pineapple
7:26 - The Frame
12:59 - The Shed
18:12 - The Hogarty's
20:14 - The Sacrifice
22:54 - The Gold

Markus & Minkus

Trials - Part One.
Season 3
Original Album Art by Andrew Sutliff
Original Logo by Arthur Hickman

0:00 - Intro
1:30 - My Robot Messiah
11:26 - How To Change Your Life
15:14 - Sweet Little Kevin
18:02 - My Robot Messiah: WHO IS ALPHA-RED?
19:42 - The Force is a Brotherhood
21:21 - Force Stories: Life of Brothers
22:26 - Please Give Me Back My Body
24:06 - Something Terribly Offensive
27:52 - My Robot Messiah: QUESTIONABLE ACTIVITIES
29:38 - Walk The Plank
33:03 - You Have To Relax
35:34 - My Robot Messiah: SALE DE SOL (The Sun Rises)
37:38 - Cruisin on my Bike
40:03 - American Odyssey - The Immigrant Song
43:14 - My Robot Messiah: SEVERED CONNECTION

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Music:
Cliff Martinez
Philip Glass
Sam Spence
Metal Gear 2
Proud
John Cage
Rocket: Robot on Wheels

Drums:
Jim Dooley
Commusic

Trials

Trials - Part One

There's a new sheriff in town.
Season 3 - Trials
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Music:
Danger - Sam Spence

New Sheriff

Trials - Part Two

0:00 - Opening (Glass)
2:27 - You Did It (Metal Gear)
4:17 - Moon Prison's Most Famous Inmate (Glass)
5:49 - Whatever It Takes (Spence)
7:29 - HE'S ESCAPED HIS BODY (Martinez)
10:21 - A Very Scary Statue (Spence)
11:47 - No Need For Sleep (Glass)
13:52 - New Sheriff (Spence)
16:32 - BEATDOWN BREAKDOWN (LFO)
18:34 - I Live In A Big Clock Tower (Spence)
20:41 - Fuck The Kids (Spence)
23:37 - OUR LAST CHANCE (Martinez)
24:33 - ALPHA-RTD's Parole Hearing (Martinez)
28:54 - Bang Your Thuddy Drums (Spence)
30:33 - Outro (Glass)

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Album Art by Andrew Sutliff (ohnodinos.tumblr.com)
Original Logo by Arthur Hickman (arthurhickman.com)

Trials - Part Two

Season 4 - Relay Part One
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album art by Arthur Hickman (arthurhickman.com)

0:00 - That's A Nice Grill (Perturbator - Welcome Back/Perturbator's Theme)
4:16 - The Minute Hour (Cliff Martinez - Only God Forgives)
5:03 - FSPC (Sam Spence - Silent Season of a Hero)
8:09 - Carman (Cliff Martinez - Chang and Sword)
10:31 - Steamy Creamy Crazy (Sam Spence - Tijuana Trip)
11:26 - Rodey The Long Haired Chef
13:58 - Club Magic (Sam Spence - The Paris Whistler)
17:04 - Yes, Mr. Chairman (Sam Spence - The Searcher)
19:22 - Two Scoops (Nightmares on Wax - Night's Interlude)
21:00 - It's A Baby Boy (Sam Spence - Quest for a Silver Trophy)
23:45 - Come Here Kid (Sam Spence - Quest for a Silver Trophy)
27:01 - DUNDARIOUS REDRIPULIN (Philip Glass - Forgetting)

Additional Music by Sam Spence.

Relay

Relay Part One

Science! On the move!
"The Holodisk" / "Not My Job"
Season 4 - Relay
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music:
Sam Spence - The Defenders
Bill Conti - Redemption (Rocky II Theme)

Lyrics -  "The Holodisk"
The Holodisk guides science across the globe
do not approach
do not get close

it'll blind your little eyes
with all the science that's inside

the holodisk gets it's order from high above
yes it's on
the true mission of god
to create him
then make him a star

"Not My Job"
Not my job
and no I don't care
got a prob-lem with it fine
I don't mind,
it's not my...
not my job

who do you think you're talking to x4
see we give you shit to do,
then you do it
and we gave you shit to do
so do it

this is the hsit we're giving you
so this is the shit you're gonna do

we take bullshit from the right
we take bullshit from the left
we take bullshit from the front
we take bullshit up the ass

but we're stuck here
there's no love here
we can't take it
and we're breaking

might I just remind you all that
we got your life under lock and key
and we got your balls under a contract
that's-a stronger than an iron leash
but if you don't wanna do the work that we give you
I'll guess we'll have to wait and see...
see if i mean literally...
do i have to get your leash?

who do you think you're talking to? x2
tell you what i'm gonna do
then i'll do it
take a great stinky poo
i'll do it!

this is the shit i'm gonna do
the shit that i take in front of you

(take a shit) shit on the desk
(take a shit) shit on the floor
(take a shit) take a laxative
(take a shit) then i'll shit some more

cause we're stuck here
and there's no love here
we can't fix it
so we're shitting

this is the shit we're gonna do
this is the shit we're gonna do
this shit that i do is just for you...

EXECUTIVE SCIENCE

Season 4 Relay - Part Two
Part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ghUh0ORY_c
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album art by arthur hickman (arthurhickman.com)

0:00 - Chairman on the Radio (Kano - Another Life)
3:35 - The Chairman Returns (Sam Spence - Data Display)
5:58 - Research & Development Hell
8:53 - If It Flies...
12:00 - Vote BimStar! (Sam Spence - Flight To Freedom)
14:45 - These Demons of Fatness (Kevin Macleod - Clean Soul)
18:17 - Code Seven (Kano - It's A War)
24:57 - Executive Science (Sam Spence - The Defenders)
31:08 - Defection (Kano - She's a Star)
34:17 -The Zqube (Kraftwerk - Neon Lights)
35:42 - Tommy, Johnny, & Jimmy (The B52s - 52 Girls / Vegetables: Fade The Beach Boys)
38:52 - At the Holodisk... (I'm in Great Shape - The Beach Boys)

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