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Track by: @carmelfunny
Art by: @libbec
Writing by: https://twitter.com/telepotato, @ragnamalamity
Character Represented: DJ Creepa

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“I’ll be totally honest with you: takin’ a loss between a stick figure and a retired sports coach ain’t easy. It hurtssss to admit that I nearly fell back into my more aggressive routine right when I found out one of my greatest mixes was going to be one of my last….” 

“I mean, seriously, I felt like I had nothing! My entire career was only good enough to rival a bloody neutral mob with the vocabulary of an average griefer?! Either the audience just couldn’t handle the powder keg of my rap lyrics, or I already blew my chances before I sssstarted.” 

“However, while it took me a while, I realized what I had going for me. People didn’t see me as the tired old Minecraft mob they knew too well, they saw ME. The rapper, the explosive star that blasted through the charts! The cheering of the crowd when I came back to remind those geezers how far they had to push themselves to get where they were, ticking and hissing just like old timessss… that’s all I needed. I felt complete.”

“But, let’ssss be real - all this sappy junk’s nothing but a flash in the pan anyway. You guys aren’t here for DJ Creepa to get all ssssentimental, and neither am I. It’s time for a REAL sendoff, the only way I know how. Try not to have your head explode when you hear my ultimate banger!”

“...Heh. Banger. Should’ve used that one more.”

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Sourcelist:
-Songs relating Minecraft, such as Minecraft fantracks, parodies, and songs used in popular Minecraft parodies (Take Back The Night, Last Friday Night, Hypixel soundtrack, etc.)
-Songs frequently used by Minecraft YouTubers (Royalty Free Kevin Macleod Music due to Machinama, Super Mario RPG thanks to FitMC, etc.)
-Songs related to explosions (Boom Clap, Dynamite, Boom Boom Pow, Bomb Omb Battlefield, etc.)
-Songs by or featuring Dan Bull (Creeper Rap, GOOSE ON THE LOOSE, Fortnite Rap, etc.)

Songs Used:
Beta - C418 (Minecraft)
Droopy Like Your Face - C418 (Minecraft)
The Will Of The Wisps - Dan Bull (Dan Bull)
Summer Rain - Dan Bull (Dan Bull)
Subnautica - Dan Bull ft. Veela (Dan Bull, Ocean)
gameplaysound1 - Bomb It! (Explosions, Flash)
No Man's Sky - Dan Bull (Dan Bull, Space)
I Hurt Myself - Dan Bull (Dan Bull)

Beta Testing

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music is I'll Follow Tomorrow / Phantom Thread II & III
by Jonny Greenwood, from the Phantom Thread OST

The Strangerman

Yahoo!

EDIT - This track has been remastered on my mashup album MISMASHED
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When I'm Super Mario 64

I got me a plaaaaaan
Season 4 - Relay
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Music:
Sam Spence - It's Over There

Lyrics:
do you think i'm happy when i lay in bed at night
do you think i'm happy with the way i live my life
everything i said to you turns out it wasnt true
every night in bed is when i pay for what i do

go ahead tell everybody
all the things you hate about me
i dont care what they think
not with where im goin

soon yes very soon i'll travel far away from here
to a place where all my problems up and disappear

go ahead tell everybody
theres nothing you cant say honey
i dont care what they think
not with where im goin

soon yes very soon im gonna buy myself a gun
press it to my temple test the trigger just for fun
when you hear a boom a splat all followed by a crunch
then youll know how bad i feel for the things ive done

do you think im happy when i lay in bed at night
do you think im happy with the way i live my life
soon you'll get a front row seat to my bloody demise
would that make you happy would it make you feel alive
would it make you happy if i killed myself tonight
Hey!

Do You Think I'm Happy

the many mini mysterious misadventures of jack bb
the minute hour.

music:
Jerry & Phil - Jerry Cotton soundtrack
French Girl in Manhattan (w/ Marie France) - Jerry Cotton soundtrack
Cristallo Cristallo - Jerry Cotton soundtrack

Mini Mysteries! with Detective Jack BB

what does a fuckin' bitch have to do around here to get firebombed??

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What This Fuckin' Bitch Doesn't Understand

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lyrics:
big yellow schoolbus
all the kiddies get on
that freakin thing's taking them to school, as they do

I cant help but thinkin
theres no way there's not a single stinkin kid
on that bus ain't got the flu
which means

soon, I'll be livin in coronaville
yes I will be livin in a coronaville
and I'm not thrilled,
but there's nothin I can do
there's nothin I can say to you
I need my mail forwarded to
corona HQ

I'm gonna get it

there's somethin I should mention
somethin not far from my thoughts
I think about it a lot
as a man of 27
coronavirus is not
gonna make me drop

the rate of mortality only really goes up when you're 70 or older
and that's already pretty old
now everyone's warnin me
they're tellin me I should quarantine
maybe I will, maybe I won't

yo gonna geddit

Coronaville (Yogonnageddit)

This song may cause frank and uncomfortable discussions with your friends and family members.

B - A - E (chords)

lyrics:
this song sounds terrible to pedophiles
only pedophiles
this song sounds terrible to pedophiles
only pedophiles
yes this song will sound terrible to you
if you identify, as a pedophile
and if you say "hey that's not my style,
I just don't like this song"
that's a pedophile in denial!

this song sounds terrible to pedophiles,
only pedophiles
this song sounds terrible to pedophiles
only pedophiles
if you dream of catchin a plane to 
pedophile island
then you won't like it
that's a 100% guarantee from me
I did the research, I got a bibliography

I took a survey
of my closest friends
and the ones who don't like this song
they like fuckin' kids
they fuck kids
they fuck kids
I stopped being their friend
cause of what they did!

I took a head count
of all my work buddies
and the ones who told me my
SINGIN WAS SHITTAYY, THEYY
fuck kids
they fuck kids
I have evidence
I release it, when it's appropriate

this song sounds terrible to pedophiles
only pedophiles
this song sounds terrible to pedophiles
only pedophiles
if you dream of catchin' a plane to 
pedophile island, then you won't like it
and if you say "hey, it's not my style,
I just don't like your song"
WRONG!

you're a pedophile
I think you're a dirty pedophile
if you don't like song, it's cause wanna bone a child
and for you that may be cool but for me it's not

if you can't groove to this, it's cause you're groomin' kids
if you can't groove to this, it's cause you're groomin'
you're groomin a kid! (oo!)
(that's not cool)
(that's not cool)

Mini Mysteries! with Detective Jack BB

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