i almost skipped this when it came up on my feed. i’m so glad i didn’t.

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music is I'll Follow Tomorrow / Phantom Thread II & III
by Jonny Greenwood, from the Phantom Thread OST

The Strangerman

This is the original guitar recording of the song Downrange Hymn. Special Thanks to Dan Sitar for helping me record this version.

Downrange Hymn Original Recording (2011)

a bug in the brain is what you make of it.
Season 3 - Trials

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Music:
Dance - John Cage

Trials

You Have To Relax

The news has gotten NASTY!!
Season 3 - Trials
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those two little fuckers
those two little fucking fuckers
my life is ruined
they fuck up what I'm doin

fuck all the kids we
must fuck all the kids I tell ya
I cannot stand them
I don't give a single goddamn

those little fuckers
their days are numbered
I would kill them myself
if I thought I could get away with it

fuck fuck the kids and
fuck them for good cause
we don't need them
we're leaving
leaving them behind with nothing

fuck kids
fuck kids
nothing matters
all this time we just wanted to say --
fuck em.

Fuck The Kids

Here's a tune fit for the season! Only this time the familiar melody meanders through some genres usually involving silly synth sounds and off-sync, double-tracked percussion.

Santa Claus is Coming to Town

What a beautiful thing.
Season 4 - Relay

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Music:
Welcome Back / Perturbator's Theme - Perturbator

Relay

That's A Nice Grill

The Dishes

I got me a plaaaaaan
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Music:
Sam Spence - It's Over There

Lyrics:
do you think i'm happy when i lay in bed at night
do you think i'm happy with the way i live my life
everything i said to you turns out it wasnt true
every night in bed is when i pay for what i do

go ahead tell everybody
all the things you hate about me
i dont care what they think
not with where im goin

soon yes very soon i'll travel far away from here
to a place where all my problems up and disappear

go ahead tell everybody
theres nothing you cant say honey
i dont care what they think
not with where im goin

soon yes very soon im gonna buy myself a gun
press it to my temple test the trigger just for fun
when you hear a boom a splat all followed by a crunch
then youll know how bad i feel for the things ive done

do you think im happy when i lay in bed at night
do you think im happy with the way i live my life
soon you'll get a front row seat to my bloody demise
would that make you happy would it make you feel alive
would it make you happy if i killed myself tonight
Hey!

Do You Think I'm Happy

album art by Droopy McCool
music from:
metal gear solid
cliff martinez
seafloored
kevin macleod
sam spence
kano

happy halloween

The Haunted Darkness

in fact, i'm actually straight.

music is Guitar Gallop by Sam Spence

lyrics:
I don't care what they say
I don't care, 
I'm not gay-ay-ay-ay
No in fact, I'm actually straight
100% stray-ay-ay-ait
Mark that down in your books!
I'm not one who would give a look or
suck anybody's cock!
no that's not what i want

If i was gay
everybody would know
i'd run round the town
to spy the seeds that i could sow
all type of dick
put em into my mouth
get em real stiff
and maybe bring em further south
down to my butt
BUT!

i'm tellin ya im not gay
in fact im actually straight
theres not much i can say
dont have to get so complicated
go out and tell all your friends!
i don't want their rear ends

for the moment im straight
but i can feel that straightness fading
yes i wait for the day
where on the horizon a man is waiting
to suck my little cock
when he does i'll be truly happy
until then i am not

I'm Not Gay

what does a fuckin' bitch have to do around here to get firebombed??

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What This Fuckin' Bitch Doesn't Understand

Floating Pick

Happy V-day to you and your fictional man-crush <3

Art by my new friend 😎
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Coronaville (Yogonnageddit)

This song may cause frank and uncomfortable discussions with your friends and family members.

B - A - E (chords)

lyrics:
this song sounds terrible to pedophiles
only pedophiles
this song sounds terrible to pedophiles
only pedophiles
yes this song will sound terrible to you
if you identify, as a pedophile
and if you say "hey that's not my style,
I just don't like this song"
that's a pedophile in denial!

this song sounds terrible to pedophiles,
only pedophiles
this song sounds terrible to pedophiles
only pedophiles
if you dream of catchin a plane to 
pedophile island
then you won't like it
that's a 100% guarantee from me
I did the research, I got a bibliography

I took a survey
of my closest friends
and the ones who don't like this song
they like fuckin' kids
they fuck kids
they fuck kids
I stopped being their friend
cause of what they did!

I took a head count
of all my work buddies
and the ones who told me my
SINGIN WAS SHITTAYY, THEYY
fuck kids
they fuck kids
I have evidence
I release it, when it's appropriate

this song sounds terrible to pedophiles
only pedophiles
this song sounds terrible to pedophiles
only pedophiles
if you dream of catchin' a plane to 
pedophile island, then you won't like it
and if you say "hey, it's not my style,
I just don't like your song"
WRONG!

you're a pedophile
I think you're a dirty pedophile
if you don't like song, it's cause wanna bone a child
and for you that may be cool but for me it's not

if you can't groove to this, it's cause you're groomin' kids
if you can't groove to this, it's cause you're groomin'
you're groomin a kid! (oo!)
(that's not cool)
(that's not cool)

That's A Nice Grill

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