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Judgement

song by The Minute Hour, animation by Drue Langlois
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animation for this song - https://youtu.be/tSZZFayo64I
original bop video - https://youtu.be/EkDOuRAwrYE

The Shoebody Bop

The Minute Hour. Snippets from Purgatory's only 24 hour talk radio station.

Music:
The Grey Tapes
Philip Glass

The Ballad of Guy Fieri

The Minute Hour. Snippets from Purgatory's only 24 hour talk radio station.

Music:
George Winston
Philip Glass

It's Fall Now

The Minute Hour. Snippets from Purgatory's only 24 hour talk radio station.

Music:
Kevin MacLeod
Philip Glass

Landscaping Ad

All My Pets

Unfinished Movie Titles

Self Defense Class

My Football Body

Sexual Encouragement for Men

The Very Dumb Poet

The Stand Up Band

Lobotomies for u and me.

Image by Kristin Middleton

Music:
Philip Glass - It Was Always You, Helen

Twenty Three Lobotomies

What a world it would be
to have a prison
on the moon

There is a Prison, On the Moon

The Fans Are Alright

It's not your fault you're this way, but how dare you.
Season 2 - Judgement

Music:
Sam Spence

Don't Ever Look At Me

Judgement

Music:
Philip Glass
Sam Spence
The B-52s
Kevin Macleod
Shinedown

Audio:
Metal Gear Solid
Metal Gear Solid 4
Lords of the Realm II

Judgement (Album)

I bop em til they don't bop no more.
Season 3 - Trials

Music:
Are We Having a Party - Cliff Martinez

Something Terribly Offensive

the life of the party.
Season 3 - Trials

Image by Nivekin. (full: https://imgur.com/CD7yGIb.jpg)

Music:
Blood Oath - Philip Glass (Kronos Quartet)
Warm Funk Groove Drumless Backing Track - Drumless Backing Tracks (Drum! Drum! Drum!)

Trials

My 30th Birthday

Trials - Part One.
Season 3
Original Album Art by Andrew Sutliff
Original Logo by Arthur Hickman

0:00 - Intro
1:30 - My Robot Messiah
11:26 - How To Change Your Life
15:14 - Sweet Little Kevin
18:02 - My Robot Messiah: WHO IS ALPHA-RED?
19:42 - The Force is a Brotherhood
21:21 - Force Stories: Life of Brothers
22:26 - Please Give Me Back My Body
24:06 - Something Terribly Offensive
27:52 - My Robot Messiah: QUESTIONABLE ACTIVITIES
29:38 - Walk The Plank
33:03 - You Have To Relax
35:34 - My Robot Messiah: SALE DE SOL (The Sun Rises)
37:38 - Cruisin on my Bike
40:03 - American Odyssey - The Immigrant Song
43:14 - My Robot Messiah: SEVERED CONNECTION

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Music:
Cliff Martinez
Philip Glass
Sam Spence
Metal Gear 2
Proud
John Cage
Rocket: Robot on Wheels

Drums:
Jim Dooley
Commusic

Trials - Part One

The news has gotten NASTY!!
Season 3 - Trials
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those two little fuckers
those two little fucking fuckers
my life is ruined
they fuck up what I'm doin

fuck all the kids we
must fuck all the kids I tell ya
I cannot stand them
I don't give a single goddamn

those little fuckers
their days are numbered
I would kill them myself
if I thought I could get away with it

fuck fuck the kids and
fuck them for good cause
we don't need them
we're leaving
leaving them behind with nothing

fuck kids
fuck kids
nothing matters
all this time we just wanted to say --
fuck em.

Fuck The Kids

Trials - Part Two

0:00 - Opening (Glass)
2:27 - You Did It (Metal Gear)
4:17 - Moon Prison's Most Famous Inmate (Glass)
5:49 - Whatever It Takes (Spence)
7:29 - HE'S ESCAPED HIS BODY (Martinez)
10:21 - A Very Scary Statue (Spence)
11:47 - No Need For Sleep (Glass)
13:52 - New Sheriff (Spence)
16:32 - BEATDOWN BREAKDOWN (LFO)
18:34 - I Live In A Big Clock Tower (Spence)
20:41 - Fuck The Kids (Spence)
23:37 - OUR LAST CHANCE (Martinez)
24:33 - ALPHA-RTD's Parole Hearing (Martinez)
28:54 - Bang Your Thuddy Drums (Spence)
30:33 - Outro (Glass)

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Album Art by Andrew Sutliff (ohnodinos.tumblr.com)
Original Logo by Arthur Hickman (arthurhickman.com)

Trials - Part Two

Season 4 - Relay Part One
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album art by Arthur Hickman (arthurhickman.com)

0:00 - That's A Nice Grill (Perturbator - Welcome Back/Perturbator's Theme)
4:16 - The Minute Hour (Cliff Martinez - Only God Forgives)
5:03 - FSPC (Sam Spence - Silent Season of a Hero)
8:09 - Carman (Cliff Martinez - Chang and Sword)
10:31 - Steamy Creamy Crazy (Sam Spence - Tijuana Trip)
11:26 - Rodey The Long Haired Chef
13:58 - Club Magic (Sam Spence - The Paris Whistler)
17:04 - Yes, Mr. Chairman (Sam Spence - The Searcher)
19:22 - Two Scoops (Nightmares on Wax - Night's Interlude)
21:00 - It's A Baby Boy (Sam Spence - Quest for a Silver Trophy)
23:45 - Come Here Kid (Sam Spence - Quest for a Silver Trophy)
27:01 - DUNDARIOUS REDRIPULIN (Philip Glass - Forgetting)

Additional Music by Sam Spence.

Relay

Relay Part One

Science! On the move!
"The Holodisk" / "Not My Job"
Season 4 - Relay
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music:
Sam Spence - The Defenders
Bill Conti - Redemption (Rocky II Theme)

Lyrics -  "The Holodisk"
The Holodisk guides science across the globe
do not approach
do not get close

it'll blind your little eyes
with all the science that's inside

the holodisk gets it's order from high above
yes it's on
the true mission of god
to create him
then make him a star

"Not My Job"
Not my job
and no I don't care
got a prob-lem with it fine
I don't mind,
it's not my...
not my job

who do you think you're talking to x4
see we give you shit to do,
then you do it
and we gave you shit to do
so do it

this is the hsit we're giving you
so this is the shit you're gonna do

we take bullshit from the right
we take bullshit from the left
we take bullshit from the front
we take bullshit up the ass

but we're stuck here
there's no love here
we can't take it
and we're breaking

might I just remind you all that
we got your life under lock and key
and we got your balls under a contract
that's-a stronger than an iron leash
but if you don't wanna do the work that we give you
I'll guess we'll have to wait and see...
see if i mean literally...
do i have to get your leash?

who do you think you're talking to? x2
tell you what i'm gonna do
then i'll do it
take a great stinky poo
i'll do it!

this is the shit i'm gonna do
the shit that i take in front of you

(take a shit) shit on the desk
(take a shit) shit on the floor
(take a shit) take a laxative
(take a shit) then i'll shit some more

cause we're stuck here
and there's no love here
we can't fix it
so we're shitting

this is the shit we're gonna do
this is the shit we're gonna do
this shit that i do is just for you...

EXECUTIVE SCIENCE

Season 4 Relay - Part Two
Part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ghUh0ORY_c
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album art by arthur hickman (arthurhickman.com)

0:00 - Chairman on the Radio (Kano - Another Life)
3:35 - The Chairman Returns (Sam Spence - Data Display)
5:58 - Research & Development Hell
8:53 - If It Flies...
12:00 - Vote BimStar! (Sam Spence - Flight To Freedom)
14:45 - These Demons of Fatness (Kevin Macleod - Clean Soul)
18:17 - Code Seven (Kano - It's A War)
24:57 - Executive Science (Sam Spence - The Defenders)
31:08 - Defection (Kano - She's a Star)
34:17 -The Zqube (Kraftwerk - Neon Lights)
35:42 - Tommy, Johnny, & Jimmy (The B52s - 52 Girls / Vegetables: Fade The Beach Boys)
38:52 - At the Holodisk... (I'm in Great Shape - The Beach Boys)

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Relay Part Two

album art by Droopy McCool
music from:
metal gear solid
cliff martinez
seafloored
kevin macleod
sam spence
kano

happy halloween

The Haunted Darkness

the many mini mysterious misadventures of jack bb
the minute hour.

music:
Jerry & Phil - Jerry Cotton soundtrack
French Girl in Manhattan (w/ Marie France) - Jerry Cotton soundtrack
Cristallo Cristallo - Jerry Cotton soundtrack

Mini Mysteries! with Detective Jack BB

inspired by Tim, The Enchanter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbTHBfYOcKU

music is Brazillian Flower by Jean- Jacques Perrey

lyrics:
he know the trends
he's the king of all his friends
oh honey that's our banana boye
oh he has thick yellow skin
and i wish that i was him
a charming little banana boye

you've never seen so much grace
til you've seen his little face
it fills my dark heart with utter joy
oh he has thick yellow skin
and i wish that i was him
a charming little banana boye

and everyday is another day
that we get to say
hey banana boye
and if you told us
he didnt know us
you'd have to show us
into the void

take a bite
but be polite
it's fine to snack
he will grow back
he doesn't mind
cause he so kind
this is the sweetest nanaboye you'll find

oh he looks sick
when he spins
makes me feel like i'm a kid
who's got a big bagga brand new toys
oh he has thick yellow skin
and i was that i was him
a charming little banana boye

and everyday i must pray
that he never ever change
cause he's the last thing that i enjoy
oh he has thick yellow skin
and i wish that i was him
a charming little banana boye

and everyday is another day
where we get to say
hey banana boye
and if you told us
he didnt know us
you'd have to throw us
into the void

he knows the trends
he's the king of all his friends
oh honey that's our banana boye
oh he has thick yellow skin
and i wish that i was him
a charming little banana boye
our darling little banana boye
thats our banana boye
hey