Name: MMPC 7-1-25 by theMonday Morning Podcast
Duration: 46 min 44 s
Description: Bill rambles about women who don't need men, instagram head nodding, and Chat GPT therapy.

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Welcome to TrueAnon Presents: The Lamest Show on Earth, a three-part mini series on the phenomenon that is Tesla Motors and the carnival barker at the center of its show: Elon Musk. We’ve often said that Jeffrey Epstein offers us a lens through which to view larger networks of power and influence and ways to ascertain how they operate and impact the world. The story of Tesla Motors offers us the same opportunity: how a nerdy dot-com gold chaser hacked the self-satisfied neoliberal green political regime and orchestrated a cacophonous symphony of thirsty social media marketeers, auto industry executives, captured and bought off media, and the bull market ride of the century. At the center of all of this is the pied piper of the redditmen, our very own epic bacon PT Barnum — Elon Musk — who rightly understands that branding really is everything and that so long as you can keep the music going the party doesn’t have to end. Now that Tesla has a gun to the head of the American economy, there’s only one question left: how long can the show go on? 

In Pt 1 we begin with the bizarre history of Elon’s family, the origin story of Tesla Motors and the weird wild birthplace of both modern conservatism and progressive neoliberalism, California. Featuring: chiropractors, Ronald Reagan, the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, divorced guys, Italian nuclear physicists, tightrope performers, bearded ladies and The Coca-Cola Company.

The Lamest Show On Earth (Part 1)

Here we are for part two and what a part two! 

Massive thanks to a crowd favourite and a man who needs little introduction. We are thrilled (as always) to welcome onto the show Caleb of CSI Humboldt / Private of the Emerald Triangle!

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She's baaaaaack!!! The Fart Mistress herself, la madre de Tommy, Charo is in the mommy dome, joining Tim and Kristin for some fun clips and a lot of coffee. The trio talk about Charo's star making turn at their recent vacation, Charo's new life living in Austin, the LA wildfires, the happy birthday drive-thru prank, and the feedback they've received from the mommies about Charo's OnlyFans. Speaking of that, Tommy spends most this episode trying to convince her that it's an amazing idea, because duh, it's the best idea. They also check out some TikToks, Charo reacts to some Horrible or Hilarious clips, and Charo gets pretty lit by the end of this thing. There's also an incredible banger of a closing song by the one and only Will Blunderfield to wrap the whole thing up. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 794

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Chapters
00:00:00	-	Intro
00:02:04	-	Charo Is In The House 
00:03:27	-	Opening Clip: Happy Trail Bear
00:06:02	-	Vacation Star 
00:15:57	-	CharOFans
00:26:21	-	Clip: Thumbs Way Up
00:31:20	-	Clip: Piss Nuke
00:32:36	-	Horrible Or Hilarious
00:36:25	-	Ad Break
00:41:12	-	Notting Hill
00:47:05	-	Clip: Will Blunderfield's Stink Portal
00:48:29	-	Clip: Hazing
00:49:34	-	LA Wildfires
00:53:43	-	Clip: Feeling Good Forever 
00:56:14	-	Squirrels
01:00:35	-	Bridge & Facial Enhancements 
01:05:33	-	Clip: Dancing Sloppers 
01:07:32	-	Happy Birthday Drive Thru Prank
01:17:49	-	Extremely Serious 
01:25:31	-	Time To Clean Up The Act
01:31:19	-	TikToks
01:38:10	-	Classic Charo Voice Clips 
01:48:40	-	Closing Song - "I Love Smelling My Farts" by Will Blunderfield
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Tom's Mom Joins OnlyFans | Your Mom's House Ep. 794

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It’s another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week, Mama and Papa Jeans open the show with a clip of a cool guy who wants to go fishing with Hitler, before diving into some clips of another talented artist who whistles. They next check out some back shot advertisements from Tony Johns and Christina makes a proposition to Tom about her ideal man.

Fresh off the farm, Tom Green enters the mommy dome to share what he's been up to lately and to discuss not one, but two different projects about his life floating around in the streaming world. They also talk about his classic Subway pranks, an appearance by Joe Rogan on Tom Green's show back in the day, and watch clips of fan submitted happy birthday drive-thru pranks. Tom Green also experiences some horrible or hilarious clips and Christina's TikToks, and invites the mommies to speculate on Garth Brooks.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 797

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Chapters		
00:00:00	-	Intro
00:03:30	-	Opening Clip: Fishing With Hitler
00:07:26	-	Clip: Dana White Addresses The Dummy 
00:15:02	-	The World's Greatest Whistler 
00:21:28	-	Clip: Tony Johns Advertising Backshots 
00:23:13	-	Clip: No Soy Boys
00:23:49	-	This Is The Type Of Guy You're Gettin'
00:29:26	-	This Is The Tom Green Segment 
00:36:55	-	Happy Birthday Drive-Thru Pranks
00:44:40	-	Clip: Tom Green's Subway Order
00:50:24	-	Clip: Karen Getting Arrested
00:52:54	-	TikToks
00:57:59	-	A Normal Life
01:11:23	-	Clip: A Barrel Roll 
01:14:20	-	Horrible Or Hilarious
01:17:31	-	Garth Brooks
01:22:34	-	Closing Song - "Moose Soup Remix" by Matt Mercer
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Tom Green Wants Garth Brooks Closure | Your Mom's House Ep. 797

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian Jessica Kirson! Before Jessica enters the Mommy Dome, Tom and Christina kick things off with a woman who really doesn't wan you to pull on her tampon string, before they switch gears to a man who doesn't mind being pulled out of, Norm Summerton. The Main Mommies review some photos and videos from the loser pig's fetish site profile and then check out some less specific gay stuff. They also review an incident between Denzel Washington and a photographer, a pup play enthusiast amongst the crowd at Cannes, and a hilarious story about a dumb broad who was scammed by an AI model of Keanu Reeves

Fresh off the release of her latest special on Hulu "I'm The Man", Jessica Kirson steps into the Mommy Dome to get real about trauma and finding the upside in tragic personal conflicts. She also talks to Christina about the stereotype of the female and reacts to the story about the woman scammed by the fake Keanu Reeves. The three also check out some horrible or hilarious clips, some of Christina's legendary TikTok curations, a clip of a really freaky camel, and a fart is captured on camera that has to be heard to believed. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 812

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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:03:42	-	Opening Clip: Don't Pull My String

00:07:05	-	Norm Summerton Update 

00:17:41	-	Gay Stuff 

00:23:50	-	Scammed By Keanu 

00:28:02	-	Hassling Denzel At Cannes 

00:31:55	-	Clip: Pup Play At Cannes 

00:33:17	-	Jessica Kirson Reacts To Robot Keanu 

00:40:20	-	Comedy Broads 

00:47:57	-	Dealing With Trauma 

00:53:47	-	Clip: Youthful Yoni

00:56:50	-	Please Like Me

01:04:33	-	Horrible Or Hilarious

01:08:59	-	Clip: Freaky Ahh Camel 

01:11:36	-	Clip: IShowSpeed In Pain 

01:13:52	-	A Pish Break & A Fart 

01:18:16	-	Christina's Curations 

01:37:39	-	Wrap Up 

01:39:11	-	Closing Song - "Pigs Balls & Cock" by DJ Tik Tok Tits
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Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812

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