It’s late February, though you can listen to this any time. Tristan is in western England. Chris is in eastern England. Tom is in western Russia. In this episode, landrover sales, chris’ not so impending hermitude, skulls in grottos and cures for flu.

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late february

It’s early March, though you can listen to this any time. Tristan is in western England. Chris is in eastern England. Tom is in western Russia. In this episode, entirely original analysis of U.S. politics, wet weather and potato planting and the complex logistics of hermitude.

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early march

It’s mid March, though you can listen to this any time. Tristan is in western England. Chris is in eastern England. Tom is in western Russia. In this episode, heavy rain versus sunshine, the wet swiss and advanced hermitude tips.

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mid march

It’s still roughly mid-March, though you can listen to this any time. Tristan is in western England. Chris is in eastern England. Tom is in western Russia. In this episode, British airships, a near fatal blow to Chris’ hermitude and an astonishing amount of faeces. 

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still mid march

It’s late March, though you can listen to this any time. Tristan is in western England. Chris is in eastern England. Tom is in western Russia. In this episode a hermit expert, robots can’t garden and vehicles slow, fast, sold and broken.

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late march

Welcome to the muckheap. A rude and funny yet informative podcast about the seasons, the countryside and the people who live there.

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Warning- This podcast contains explicit material.