same drill - it's a song I wrote, the singing is awful, hope you like though!

Punching Above Your Weight [original song]

Pop rock backing track (1)

Lyrics:

You're heading to the gym with all of your mates, 
you've gotta make some gains gotta hit the weights, 
and be the Channing Tatum kind of guy you always wanted to be.
You've got your protein shake and your instagram pose, 
your snapback on but nobody knows
you're a poser trying to impress the girl on the rowing machine

Now that snapback chap he's had a heart attack
he's not as strong as he thought and gone and broken his back
trying to lift ten tons of weights for all the girls to see
I guess that protein shake didn't do the trick 
cause he's stuck on the floor and looking like a d**k 
with tears rolling down his face into his crappy little goatie
he's screaming "woah someone get my phone"
"tell the doctors I've broken a bone"

Now the poser kid's rushed off and replaced
by a tank-top-dude with a smug look on his face
who's spent the passed ten minutes tensing his miniature guns
he catches the eye of a yoga girl
gives her a wink and tries a bicep-curl
with a weight that turns out to be about ten tons

Now that snapback chap he's had a heart attack
he's not as strong as he thought and gone and broken his back
trying to lift ten tons of weights for all the girls to see
I guess that protein shake didn't do the trick 
cause he's stuck on the floor and looking like a d**k 
with tears rolling down his face into his crappy little goatie
he's screaming "woah someone get my phone"
"tell the doctors I've broken a bone"

snapback chaps had a heart attack
not as strong as he thought hes gone and broken his back

\Now that snapback chap he's had a heart attack
he's not as strong as he thought and gone and broken his back
trying to lift ten tons of weights for all the girls to see
I guess that protein shake didn't do the trick 
cause he's stuck on the floor and looking like a d**k 
with tears rolling down his face into his crappy little goatie
he's screaming "woah someone get my phone"
"tell the doctors I've broken a bone"

Jordan McAlinden's Album

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ALL MY LIFE (demo)

Step aside X-factor winner, I wrote a christmas song. 
As always I apologise for my singing.

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Slow down time man (original song)

Tripwires (original song)

Under the knife (original demo)

Spider-Man, hide her man (original song)

A geek with two left shoes (original song)

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20 year old student, love making music, TERRIBLE singer, enjoy! 

JordanMcAlinden

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