10 Pints. Some dancing.  Some flirtling.  A kebab.  And then.....BOOM......Oh fuck.

A track inspired by London Band 'The Dirty Feel' and shot out of the bottom of Crawford Baxter.

Bomba

When the elevator stops, one is greeted by a "trio of beautiful stippers, that's half dozen glistening breasts staring staright at Ron.  He had reached the inner core of the Funky Booth."

The Elevator

The only song in the world in the genre of 'Swine Funk' that also incorporates the traditional song 'Happy Birthday'. And Mrs. Wilkins x

Frog

Batty is simply a legend.  He once travelled a 268 mile round trip just to sing this one song live with Brontosaurus at The Old Road Tavern, Chippenham.  We love him.  He is the silver pellet in a cloud of goat shit.  The world without Batty would be a slightly crapper place.

Batty

Interlude

Now the Funky Booth was the finest disco dance nightclub ever known to man.  And this was back in the time when the Booth was still enforcing a strict admissions policy.

Funky Booth

Brown Eyed Head Case

Ron fell for an air hostess on the plane to San Francisco.  It all went tits up though.  Don't get excited.

Suitcase Of Love

The introduction track to the Brontosaurus album titled "The Monkey and the Whale".  The question is posed: "Has a monkey ever touched a whale?". 

Introduction

Brontosaurus are the greatest, yet slowest moving band on Earth.  

Debauched nights in the late 90s led to a peculiar collection of songs, many recorded at about 5am somewhere or other.  Realising there were a few gems in and amongst the dog shite Connor Hammel, Crawford Baxter and Buck Saunders started to polish the better tunes.  

They engaged the services of Zak ‘Hairy’ Watts to write and narrate a story that weaves it’s way through an album entitled ‘The Monkey & The Whale’.  

To read the full story of Brontosaurus please visit here www.myspace.com/brontosaurus.  There is also a Brontosaurus Face Book page here www.facebook.com/brontosaurushq

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