Europop and So Am I

Another sh*tty song we made on garage band. 
SCOUNDRELS OF NEBRASKA 

Flight of the Haboob

This song sucks. It's the story of a pirate who leaves his old life behind in search of meaning. He searches high and low through the farthest regions of the globe where he falls in love with a young tango dancer named Lola. He finds that his calling lies within the art of dance. He becomes quite successful in his new found career, but still misses life at sea. He dreams of a world that would accept him as a dancing pirate, but he knows if he leaves his new life there is no turning back. In the end he realizes that his true love not only lies within dance, but in the accepting arms of Lola. They get married and live happily ever after. THE END

TangoARRR (a pirate song)

Our smash hit featuring Stephi on Harmonica, Sam on the little guitar, and Joe Near on vocals. 

Sailing

This song is probably the sh*ttiest one we've written. Pun intended. 

Poop

This is a tribute to one of America's Greatest Heroes, Turtle man.

Turtle Man

The Dubstep Ballad Of A Broken Guitar String

This is about a vampire with narcolepsy. Probably one of our worst songs so far. Featuring Nick Drago on the squeaking chair. Enjoy.

Narcoleptic Vampire

In the kitchen in my house, there lived an alien.

TheNarcoleptics

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