This battle makes wanna watch/read Toilet-Bound Hanako

Dream vs. SuperFastJellyFish - Mario vs. Anything!

JustGamer As Dream 

Jofinity As SuperFastJellyFish

Cri As Antfrost 

RaccoonBroVA As BadBoyHalo 

Rosenthal As Sapnap 

Rayyan As GeorgeNotFound 

Written by King Ducky & King Wallace

Writing assistance from SuperGamerBro

Beat prod. Anywaywell & Glitchdude

Dream:
Oh George! Who’s this trying to step to me on my SMP?
I’m used to being the hunted, but now I will show no empathy
No more fans of yours, cuz they all speedran away
For how good you are at finding subs, you lost your whole damn fanbase 

What kind of fucking grandma resorts to facebook gaming
Left in the dark like a moon jelly, but seafood’s what I’m craving
You rode the wave of controversy like a pitiful bitch (Hey!)
Now it's left this jellyfish washed up, that's a MoistCritikal hit! (Hey!)

SuperFastJellyFish:
Claiming I crave attention? Check all the tweets you’re making
And I, think I must mention how you got flamed by some bacon
Guess finding seeds and cheating runs in the family, your mom was tastin’ 
The bonemeal I fed her when I was as rock hard as Clay’s clay chin!

Like all Minecraft Youtubers you were faced with allegations
Such a touchy subject adjacent to all your racist statements
From your manhunts to your burger, you’ve always remained tasteless (Ugh)
Forget the 5 second fame, this fake bitch shoulda stayed faceless!

Can’t stop the toxic doxxing, no increased rate of diss dropping
With an avatar so bland, normal pills are what you’re popping!
Stans, say that you’re mythical while saying criticisms typical
Even managed to rig the polls even tho the glow squid is dull!

Antfrost: 
Your blindfold runs got deleted faster than you got bullied off the net
BadBoyHalo: 
Played it off as a joke but you're the joke with nothing left, you muffinhead!
Sapnap: 
In your apology, you’re seethrough like your blindfold, clearly not fucking sad
George: 
Despite my color blindness I’d find that you acting blue was just a sham!

Dream: 
And we're topping him unlike the blanket he refused to drop on his head
Which only led to him getting bombarded quick with hate that his comments left
The common thread between all of the awful problems that he mocks up is
It’s obvious! His viewers are just coddled kids and brutally honest fans

Said your cheating was intentional, my alibi’s more watertight
But I’ve got a sub count to overshadow yours, shocker, right?
You’ve got no clout, my manhunt plays are as iconic as my mask is
This odd1sout of the picture, guess that’s the point of the casket

SuperFastJellyFish:
By watertight, do you mean trapped up in a bathtub?
No mathematician is needed to tell you that your runs don’t add up!
Stole Tommy’s discs, but still cant spin a track, huh?
The next Minecraft Unsolved should be on how you have a fanclub! (Let's-a-go!)

You shouldn't've have messed with me, I’ll end you like your SMP
You’ve always had issues with ships, whether it’s George or MCC
Eventually you'll be forgotten so make like this mic and drop it
And I'll leave you in peace, pleading with Beast to get an ounce of profit (Yahoo!)

Dream vs. SuperFastJellyFish - Mario vs. Anything!

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ-lWPY9D18

Scott:
Hey all Scott here! And before you try to ban me
See I'm contractually obligated to one more battle with Bandy
But something I have trouble understanding is his experience with rapping
Cause he's done youtube long before me…what the f*ck happened
Your buddy lives with boulders, and you? Under a rock…
I didn’t take you as the type to be entertaining, oh you’re not
I mean you were an OG creator something like we hadn't seen before
But all of your old vids seemed to age as well as the Nintendo 64

Nathaniel:
Did Nintendo not realize that battle mode should be balanced
But I’ve already conquered Mario, so Kamek shouldn’t be a challenge
Cause you were Borderline copying my content, cutting out any flavor

Bathaniel:
But think you can rock? 

Nathaniel:
You’re just a blank piece of paper 
From your stupid looking hair to videos, you’ve always sucked at trimming!
Like I don’t want to sit down and watch this loser’s constant bitching
It’s not awesome baby seeing you fail to make your skits slicker
Cause you’d only leave my Mind Blown if I pulled the fricking Trigger!

Scott:
Welcome to the show, tell me, what does this guy not have?

Terry Lesler:
*gunshot* Beef? 

Jerry Attricks:
*gunshot* Therapist! 

Target Employee:
*gunshot* Job at Target? 

Rex Mohs:
*gunshot* A dad!

Jeb Jab:
*gunshot* Guys, let's be real, the answer’s so obviously Gex!

Scott:
Ooo so close! See, the answer is actually “a f**king job”
I mean sure we've collabed a few times but I hardly call us rivals
So yeah I enjoy your content… I also wrote the Bible
A guy with no personality, making top 10 lists and ranking vids
And you’re striving for originality?

Nathaniel:
Can’t talk originality when you’ve ripped Jon and The Nerd

Jerry Attricks:
Hey, you should check them out, they're pretty good from what I've heard

Nathaniel:
You wasted 2 hours of my time just to talk about your childhood junk?!
Not even in Maple Treeway was I jacking myself off this much
Thinking this Chicken could Shoot anything hurtful is abhorrent
Cause he’s as fragile as a Pop-Tart that I’d slam against my forehead
How will Nathaniel win? Pretty easily cuz you can’t handle me!
Brand new vid Top 10 times Scott lost to Nathaniel B

Credits:
Cri as Scott The Woz
Dan as Nathaniel Bandy

Cri as Jerry Attricks, Target Employee, and Terry Lesler
Dan as Bathaniel Nandy, Rex Mohs, and Jeb Jab

Written by Taiga and Powerofdan
Demo’d by Taiga
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat by Anywaywell
Beat rearranged by Powerofdan
Special Thanks: Harry

Scott The Woz vs Nathaniel Bandy (Powerofdan Rap Battles)

Thumbnail created by: Nugget
Mixed by: Dani

Gamer:
JustGamer, Just gonna knock out your ass
Today I’m gonna battle the creator of Rap Clash
Now I know this is the first time that we’ve ever had a fight
But I’m still gonna end this battle between the whites
I saw Justin Y vs Among Us, wow dude what a joke 
When you ate all those cookies, I wish you had choked
I beat Jofinity’s ass and even Oofie too 
If you hate gays so much just go and kiss a dude
Your edits are mid, go back to After Effects
And leave Hitfilm to pros that edit the best 
“RNG”? What the fuck does that mean?
I know what you did back in 2019 

RNG:
I HATE ALL OF YOUR RAPS
AND YOU KNOW YOUR RAPPING IS ASS
AND IF WERE BEING SO TRUTHFUL I GET IN WITH THE LADIES
BUT I'M SEEING YOU, FOOL AND THEN I START HATING

Dan:
Fuck you RN, time to show who’s the real G
Haven’t heard a verse this bad since Trump versed Waluigi
Built like a potato, makes sense you kin Nagito
Makes fun of the gays bro, but you ain’t gay tho!
I may be the minority, but Gamer, you’ll find more to see
Your white’s less super, but more superiority
You bore me to sleep, but I ain’t a Dreamer!
Psytube couldn’t handle me, and I guess you couldn’t either!

Wait what the fuck is happening
Oh god wait, something smells… Freshy…

Nugget:
Yo its ItsNugget joining this rap to spit some shit
Against 3 pricks and two of which happen to be homophobic 
And yes RNG, I’m talking about you bitch.
You overwhelm me so much and I’m not even autistic 
Now let’s move onto Dan! Dissing you won’t be hard since 
You have NF as your favorite artist..yuck
Gamer you have a lot to do, you’re wasting your time, bud
You and Dan have a FRB members tierlist? Thats fucked up
None of you are scaring me! I’m the god of rap!
I’ll leave you all like RNG’s MLK battle, scrapped. 
And I’m sorry Gamer for not dissing you more
But I don’t have a good interactions with fuckers named Roy

YES! I JUST WON THE RAP BATTLE ROYA-

Danii:
Nugget, that verse was really good :)
Now I’m firing some shots like it’s your son in the hood
Fuck that junkie piece of shit, don’t know you’re beefing with
And Gamer’s vegan ass should that I’m the best European, bitch
Calvin killing puppies is the only time he kills a dog
We know you’re secretly straight with Sonic the Hedgehog
And Dan, I have nothing for you, so listen to my fast rap

JustGamer vs RNG. FRB Tussle Round 4 1/2.

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vO_9oVwxf3kyhPVH7jFSQBXjXvq3fFiohCso93V8V-k/edit
Quizzique as Guzma
SeerofWords as Grace Monroe
JustGamer, Snakebite126 and garbageGothic as Team Skull Grunts
Written by MetaMachine, Legengo and AlchemyKing
Mixing by SIR Rap Battles
Beat arrangement by SIR Rap Battles and MC Fawful
Thumbnail by M!CAH
Beat by Kelly Mac and Aaron John Shapiro
Hint for next time: "So many projects are in the backburner it could be one of three different things idk"

Grace Monroe vs. Guzma

Dramatic detectives duke it out daringly. Welcome to Quizzical Quarrels #10!

garbageGothic as Twyla Sophio

Alex M. as Connor-RK800
Luke Reardon as Hank Anderson

Written by Quizzique
Additional writing by Alchemyking

Mixed and Mastered by Korekitten
Beat prod. by InsaneBeatz
Arrangement by Quizzique

Art by Mega
Thumbnail by Quizzique

Special thanks to the Maryheads, Fightmarker, Tommy Salommy and RaccoonBroVA

LYRICS:

Connor:
Hello, I am Connor, the android sent by Cyberlife
I just received a case containing details on Twyla’s strife
Last name, Sophio, a self-proclaimed detective?
Well, I’m here to prove that all your tactics are defective

The facts that you acquired from your break-ins are brainier
Thanks to your friend that acted on behalf and in vain of your
Deceit, then you bashed the liar that was the pathospire’s
Head in, dashed into a path of pyromania

Hank and I are rocking in the car to the scene
While you tricked Mary to be part of your team
Just so Blackwood could join in your Parliament schemes
Wow, and I thought I was the heartless machine

I’m government funded for taking down the terrorists
Your vigilante acts left Mary aching for a therapist
Blew up at the graveyard, left her sadness entombed
Until Tetra left you in an alley with some stab wounds

Twyla:
…Are you done running your mouth?
You thought you ran the table? Well, I’m burning the house
Your partner’s life has gone down since he was downing Jack Daniels
But you? Ha, you blew it off the top, like Daniel

Such a disappointment, you’re missing the point
Cole’s appointment flatlined cus his doc was hitting a joint
And you kept getting decommissioned, can’t have shit in Detroit
Both your deaths left Hank hanging at the flip of a coin

Two-Faced scumbag, don’t attempt to comeback
Or you’ll end up like Reginald, your head a blood splat
Who the hell in Congress sent a Connor at this con artist?
A murder’s occurred, now it’s Blue Blood at the cop harvest

Jackass really thought it’d be the heartless hero?
Bitch, you got softer than Sumo, flipped like RK-0
Abided by your coding, tried your best to be obedient
But in all your best endings, you don’t catch a single deviant

Connor:
…Hm.. You think you spat fire?
Makes sense Crowven had to die, he knew you were a bad liar
(Gah! Fuckin pigeons!) Lieutenant, she’s an owl based on the way she’d
Turn on her one friend the minute she’s no use: a full 180

Yes, I hunted bots that were defective, estranged
But then I fought so the state would recognize that they had sentient brains
While you sent all your men to their graves, led them astray
Drowned out their pleas even ‘fore Crowven had them left in a lake

So let’s raise the heat up higher than your eyebrows
Try and take the shot if you think you’ve got the high ground
Anta tried her best to redeem you, but you’ve no heart to save
Now the only thing that marks your legacy’s an unmarked grave

Twyla:
There you go again, your rambling’s unbearable
Honestly, I think I would rather be trapped in Jericho
You’re terrible at your mission, thinking that you’ll start anew
And yet the rebellion leader sure left its Mark on you

Listen up asshole, don’t fuck with the crime scene
Think you’re so smart, yet you don’t know basic hygiene
You’re bland and you’re tasteless, I’m a master of my tactics
And I’m known to crush Vanilla bastards with a bat, bitch

You’ll never be a person, you don’t know what a man does
Shitty cop, the only orders you took were Amanda’s
Humanity’s last hope fell to a cause it further aided
So I deem both Connor and its mission terminated

Twyla Sophio vs Connor-RK800 | QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #9 (ft. garbageGothic, Alex M. and Luke Reardon)

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/ngQi4T9NmmZfybc49

The ninth match of FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1 brings you nEon versus JesseBox.

FRB Brawl: Rematch comes back strong with a battle of two artists. Will nEon win nobly, or will Jesse have this win in the... box? Be sure to vote to draw this fued to an end.

Mixed by Serena
Thumbnail by MasonG
Produced by InsaneBeatz

Lyrics:

nEon:
nE MC returns, I got no time to be discreet now
The Jessesphere isn’t as well-rounded as she seems, wow
It’s too late to leave the bout, so go take a seat, now
Yeah, I’m a beat producer, I’m producing a beatdown!
Soon you’ll be maxed out, I should call that your roles
Bad idea to play a clown, now you’re just a joke
Going back to older messages only to incite fire?
Maybe you should take a rest, even your avatars look tired

Jesse:
I’m not intimidated by a thing you say that shit was lame
New to the game but they all say beating Neon’s a piece of cake
Fuck a diss doc, I know how to go all in
Call me a MusicBox fixate on my bars, bitch! (Check me out)

Throwing off rap battle videos is all you’re good at
I get why they call you Neon your art’s just as hard to look at 
No growth since 2020 so they think you’re a child
While my achievements, renown run laps ‘round you for miles
And I got a lot to say on how shit your interests are 
A fan of war criminals like JFK and AJR
Jo tried to cut you loose had to beg your way in
And now your chances of advancing are like Lizzo; thin.


nEon:
I heard Jesse could cook, but it looks like I was lied to
Haven’t seen you this dramatic since your fight against Psytube
And don’t try to write, like a typo, you’ll make it worse
I wouldn’t be surprised if you apologized after your second verse
Victory’s what you believe, but it seems you’ve been deceived
It’s like you thought you’d receive Mario galaxy 3
Astrology girl didn’t help, now to chemistry, I’m asking ya
Trying to gain a reaction? Bro, compared to me, you’re potassium!
Yeah you voiced Medusa, but I’m the one who rocks the beat
Insulting my humor? You count rude comments as comedy
You got no chance at topping me, feeling Blue in the end
Did I strike a nerve? Lash out and tell me to leave you alone again

Jesse:
We all wish you would, only I have the balls to say it
Your annoying ass butts in every single conversation
Think your quips and battles are funny you’re mistaken at that
nEon you only make us laugh when we make fun of you behind your back!
You failed like animating Simpson honestly
You can’t run your mouth, can’t even lip sync properly
Like your oc ideas, I’ve got nothin left to throw down
Let’s see if this all star can rally any votes now

nEon vs JesseBox. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/c5NsGzgakhrcqCxm6

The eleventh match of Round 1 brings you Snakebite126 versus Your Least Favorite Ethan.

Things are heating up in the pennultimate match of Round 1. Will Benjamin walk away from this sans L, or will Ethan be the most favorite champion? Be sure to vote, Round 1 nears its conclusion.

Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Thumbnail by Ethan
Produced by DiamondStyle

Lyrics:

Benjamin Verse 1:
Decided to match you, it’s why the mic sounds off-kilter
Spent 3K on Funko POPs, not one on a pop filter
Without Discord Rap Battles, your name’s worth jack shit
Dressing like the Easter Bunny ‘cause you put your eggs in one basket

This dude got recast in the worst DRB
So how’d you suck too much to play Kirby, my G?
Get some sleep, boy you’re so fatigued even for a Marvel fan
I know you’re hyped to play Spider-Man 2, you Insomniac

Fuck a bad thottie and she scoopa the dick
Better stay inside your shell, Sheldon Koopa the Quick
So lame you’re playing Psytube’s stand-in in FRB Brawl
Like Battle of the Month winners, you entered here by default

Ethan Verse 1:
Yo Psytube you pussied out on the easiest shit
Now Jo’s tryin to send me to go upstage this theatre kid 
So whatever let's get this over with, but it won’t be a hassle 
Cause it's not the first time you’ll ditch a series after one battle

“But Ethan Ethan he's a horseman, you can't win, you're out of it”
I'll take rein- like Halloween, break him down a bit 
Once you were on the top, and then you lost the plot 
And now you kin Holden cause you both saw a falling off

Heh

Got your fans waiting for months now 
Should've made the constipation goblin, your shit never comes out
Calling me unrated, you're scared to submit
Embarrassing, this battle’s kinda like you as Bruno- you pale in comparison

Benjamin Verse 2:
Nice Bruno joke, buddy 👍 it’s more surprising
They somehow gave JustGamer Additional Whiting
In calls you’re quieter than you recording Melvin in that library
Reppin’ A-Nation? Nah, you reppin’ A-Nxiety

Your biggest project’s carried by the video and Em
But like your pics of Mrs. Met, 
Weirdo, Shimario went behind your back 
To add a live action switch you detested
Not shocked you lost DRB’s docs, you’re that shit with direction

And I’m the procrastinator when
You CoC-block your own tourney from results, waiting whole weeks before sharing them
Guess the fact you keep ‘em undeveloped makes some sense
When the last time you made a friend was in DMs with Creepy Pedophile YandereDev

Ethan Verse 2
Not writing lines is a constant in this and your stupid game
Snake’s your username, so how'd you fail at Python 
You type on and on with your crackhead comedy, honestly 
Take notes from your singing performance- you oughta be off the keys 

Quit talking, PLEASE, cause you ain't giving some wisdom
Man, you're 'bout as stable as your living condition
I know ants give you irrational fear
You'd collapse in tears if I asked what the hell happened here

Thought you weren't taking roles, but you're acting tough, just face it 
You can't claim the high ground when you're stuck in Dustin’s basement
There's only one DR B that I'm trusting dude, I'm done with you
You already killed your bit, and I just dropped the other Shoe

Snakebite126 vs YLFEthan. FRB Brawl: Rematch Round 1

Danii as Skibidi Toilet (he volunteered)
ThatAdorableFox as Hanako
Written by Raisu Battle
Beat by Diamond Style
Mixed by Danii
Special Thanks to Danii and Dilly

Skibidi Toilet (0:13):
It's Skibidi Toilet, on this sick beat to destroy a
little, pitied spirit boy that's struggling to fill the void left
From his anti-social past life, devoid of any enjoyment
So he's only making friends after he forcibly employs them (Yes, Yes!)
Millions of clicks, a cultural plumbing fixture like no other
Only "cutting edge" you know is the knife you stuck in your brother!
Guess it's no surprise with all the tropes this fraud's bearin'
Bathroom phantom grantin' wishes like the Bloody Mary Oddparents!

Hanako (0:38):
I've found the source of our Academy's latest disruptions:
Another TikTok trend only appealing to the dumb kids (Ehhh...)
I'd ask you kindly not to get so bent out of shape,
but I see that's a lost cause, from just one glance at your face
I offer guidance to those wanting popularity
You guide your audience to awful adult parodies
Tryna fire shots, but your squad won't unload enough
when your show just coasts from copying off SiivaGunner's homework once
The bathroom is my Boundary, so I think that I can handle
Excremental commandos panicked by one push of a handle
I dismantle those that threaten order, and today sure seems odd
with so many babies now playing Half-Life and GMod

Skibidi Toilet (1:17):
You're thievin' Demon Slayer and still give our animation crap?
My neck's stretchin' miles, and I still can't find who fuckin' asked!
And don't be talkin' shit about what drops me down the drain
when your greatest weakness is the fucking Toxic Gossip Train! (What?!)
Nene's in danger on your watch, no matter how ya frame it
Let her eat the mermaid scale like, "This edible ain't shit!"
Promised her protection, but the reason she needs savin'
is 'cause you stay lazy when she's caught in liminal spaces!
Face of a rebellion, I'm not afraid to spit the truth: (Huh?)
Your drip is giving "Urban Legend for the Hitler Youth!" (Bruh!)
But what did I expect from the quiet and bullied kid in class?
Funny how in the end, even this schoolboy's soul didn't pass!

Hanako (1:56):
Your strategy's perplexing, even to the Seven Wonders:
Why would you bring sucky raps when living under threat of plungers?
All your "dum dum dum"s and Fortnite dances had you scoring bucks quick,
then your crossovers bombed, can't even do Annoying Orange justice!
Turned to Valve for assets, now I'm shutting you off
Looks like you glitched through your disguise, so I'll be Hunting this Prop
Because one cut does the job when I'm dispatching anomalies
From bowl to rim, I've shattered this Pacific Rim wannabe


YouTube version: In the works! Hoping to have it done within the first quarter of 2024.

Skibidi Toilet vs Toilet-Bound Hanako - Raisu Battle (ft. Danii and TAFox)

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