Recorded ten years ago as the sound of 2016. Still great. Needs resurrecting like everything else I do.  Recorded using hammerhead, audacity and a youtube sample from Harmony Korine's amazing film Gummo. Play as loud as you can. 

Cadillac Ass (Parts 1 And 2)

Public Realm

7" edit - a remixed 'Uncle Disgusting' version will appear on the forthcoming LP 'The New Jerusalem Is Killing Music.' A live favourite. 

The New Jerusalem - Tom Bones (Mr Horrible Mix)

Recorded for Bloomsday (June 16) using two samples, one obvious, the one not so. This was going to be released as a limited edition white label 7" back in 2007 but I didn't. Listen to it and think of it going round and round the turntable with the little bit of red ribbon attached to the stylus arm that came with the package xx

The New Jerusalem - Milk for the Pussens

And this would have been the b-side to 'Milk for the Pussens' - A family favourite, this has even been played on the radio once. Everybody likes this one. 

The New Jerusalem - Piss in MacDonalds Version

Ok so I was late for posting this up for Diwali. Also rather late in the satire seeing as our greatest living post-war prime minister has been long forgotten. But it's a killer track, with a great beat filched from a good charity shop find and a cool sample showing the spirit of the man. Dig. 

Gordon Browm (lucky 7 mix)

The second loudest thing i've ever recorded, but this'll put hairs on your chest and a spring in your step. Nice with the soundtrack to Mahabarat and a test trade transmission seeping out under the joyful racket. For a real treat, listen to this then give Elbow's 'One Day Like This' a spin full blast. Twenty feet tall you'll be xxx

Gordon Browm (Community Cohesion mix)

Two tracks segueing into each other - Scissor Sisters/Fatboy Slim with A Room For Romeo Brass. I would have got rid of 'Touch It' as I much prefer 'Serious Business' but seeing as Audacity doesn't behave as it did on good old Windows XP, we're stuck with it. Mind you, it's what you want in't it? "YOU KNOW WHAT A WHORE YOUR SISTER IS..." 

03 - Touch It Serious Business

A bit loud this one. But it's a good listen. Smiley face. Will appear on the forthcoming LP "The New Jerusalem Is Killing Music"

A special seasonal cheer song lifting an entire song from one of my favourite films of all time, changing the speed and adding amplification and bass distortion, thus turning it into a bastard of a tune to be played at your OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY. This is an edited version from the proposed full length live version that may or may not appear at some point in the future.

The New Jerusalem - Untitled (Live Edit)

IMPORTANT - please use listener caution as some of the tracks WILL damage hearing and/or speakers permanently if listened to uncarefully. 

Soundcloud for Birmingham based experimental novelty terror project called The New Jerusalem. Laptop sampling via Audacity and YouTube and  mucking about with delusional thoughts of rock and roll and promoter stardom. These tracks recorded 2007-2010. Last live performance 2011. May be a compilation/retrospective/new tracks at some point, but don't hold your breath like xxx

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