The Newlyweds podcast is Dallas Penn and Chocolate Snowflake, a married couple and song and dance team, speaking on current events, general news and relationship issues

The Newlyweds Episode 1: Dishes and Slavery

The Newlyweds Episode 2: Solid As A Rock

The Newlyweds Episode 3: I Don't Mind

The Newlyweds podcast is Dallas Penn and Chocolate Snowflake, a married couple and song and dance team, speaking on current events, general news and relationship issues. Talk to us at www.facebook.com/TheNewlyweds

The Newlyweds Episode 5: People Watching People

Dallas Penn and CS celebrate the joy and pain of the cycle of life. RIP #AnthonyMason and CS's sweet Lady Cat Zoey. Also on deck: #firstsaturday at the #BrooklynMuseum, the college exemption, #WhitneyandBobby, and are you a sockillionaire? 

The Newlyweds Episode 8: Lost and Found

No more bullet-proof windows for The Newlyweds Podcast! Dallas and CS celebrate cultural gentrification and appropriation in all its glory, from Madonna to Kanye West. Plus, saving daylight, racism, privilege, basketball and cable TV.  And, of course, sneakers.

The Newlyweds Episode 9: Free Your Gentrified Mind

Dallas Penn almost starves while CS takes a Floridian holiday. But he still manages to score a retail home run, even in his weakened state. Should you rely on someone so much that you can't function when they're gone?  Plus: Baby names, southern rap, girl gangs, wolf packs, and the greatest love of all.

The Newlyweds Episode 10: Baby Names and Other Games

Chocolate Snowflake reveals a Beethoven obsession, and Dallas Penn breaks down the rules for getting funky and attempts to define backpack rap. Plus: is Kanye this era's Beethoven? 

The Newlyweds Podcast Episode 11: Keep It Funky

Dallas Penn and CS resurrect The Newlyweds Podcast for Easter -- and just in time for Taxmas Season. What are you going to do with your tax refund? CS has a list and Dallas is checking it twice. Plus: An unofficial tribute to Michael Jackson, some Raven Simone inspired geo-political lessons on Africa and alternative energy sources also known as flatulence.

The Newlyweds Episode 12: Taxmas Common Scents

A computer crashes, audio files are lost and CS decides she needs some alone time. But in the end, it's Songs in the Key of  Life  and Oyin Handmade body products that bring Dallas Penn and CS back together to record this week's podcast. Also: Keistar Productions Prince vs Michael Jackson Soul Slam party, Stevie Wonder tribute, and the long unfinished arc of justice for Walter Scott, Eric Harris and countless others.

The Newlyweds Episode 13: (Un)Lucky Thirteen

DP and CS Celebrate Brooklyn and kick off the beginning of the NYC summer season with Chaka Khan at the Prospect Park Bandshell and explore the matrix of time when you're in a relationship. Can people change in a relationship? Should you expect them to? Also: the return of Al B. Sure, New Jack Swing.

The Newlyweds Episode 20:  Infinity is No Time at All

There's tons of fun this summer in New York City - free concerts, dance parties, museums and more - and your favorite #newlyweds will be exploring it all! From Al B. Sure! to Jodi Whatley to D'Angelo to AfroPunk. Meanwhile, DP is convinced that  #RachelDolezal and #StephenCurry have triggered a  lightskin apocalypse. Plus: what the heck is "waaking?"

The Newlyweds Episode 21: Because... White People

How do you manage difficulties in your relationship? Diabetes Dallas and Chocolate Snowflake sweat it out as they discuss some health-related bumps in the road, zombie foot meats, and the elastic nature of love. Also: The New York Times Modern Love column on how relationships survive, Ant Man, and the enduring appeal of "pulpo."

The Newlyweds Episode 24: I Love You, And Yet...

Dallas Penn and CS are back from a vegan health retreat in the great state of Texas and are feeling good! Plus: baby-faced racists, Serena Williams, and finding your purpose.

The Newlyweds Episode 26: Feeling Like Healing

CS and Dallas Penn are making it last through rape jokes (not okay), white supremacy (also not okay), and date nights (definitely okay). Also: invisible DJs, the VMAs, Labor Day Parade and the movie Dope.

The Newlyweds Episode 27: Make It New Forever

Dallas Penn is feeling a kind of way about grilling vegetables, but CS draws the line at 3 a.m. discussions about BBQs vs cookouts. Is there a difference between the two? Is it ever okay to put bbq sauce on a vegetable? Let us know on Twitter @Newlyweds_Pdcast, plus: Aretha Franklin, daydreaming, Monday Night Football and the end of summer.

The Newlyweds Episode 28: Grilled Meats

Dallas Penn and CS give thanks for all their podcast listeners, especially those who recognize them IRL. Plus: Reverse sneaker deaccessioning, Thanksgiving traditions, and troublesome mascots. Happy Eating Y'all!

The Newlyweds Episode 32: Occasional Annual Traditions

Pumped up after an classically epic Saturday date night, CS and Dallas Penn discuss an incredibly broad range of topics, from #blacklivesmatter to burlesque to the genius that is Michael Jackson. Also, CS works out her nerves about The Newlyweds first live appearance at Tea & Converse!

The Newlyweds Episode 34: Saturday Night A'ight

Our first ever special guest/host episode of The Newlyweds Podcast where we turn the feed over to our fried Tyron Perryman. Tyron, aka @tyrondeharlem, was kind enough to invite Dallas Penn and CS to a live broadcast of his podcast Tea & Converse. It was a great night, full of stories and laughter, good music and cool people. We hope you enjoy.

The Newlyweds Episode 37: Tea & Converse Live w/ Tyron Perryman

What does Cam Newton, a weekend snow blizzard and government malfeasance all have in common? The Newlyweds Podcast! Featuring Dallas Penn and CS for 30 minutes of slightly informed opinionating and some great music.

The Newlyweds Episode 38: Dabbing, Drizzling and Clean Water for Drinking

What would you do if someone sat in your lap on the subway? DP tells an outrageous tale of some unexpected one-on-one during his morning commute. Meanwhile, CS is convinced that there's a Trump conspiracy to put HRC in the White House. PLUS: The Brothers Johnson, long distance loving, and is it possible to be too provocative?

The Newlyweds Episode 42: Verbal Canoodling

It's The Newlyweds Podcast Post-Mother's Day tribute episode. 'Cause we were spending actual time with our mothers on Mother's Day. Also: Dallas thinks white people don't write songs about their mothers. Wait 'til Father's Day... 

Newlyweds Episode 44: A Real Mother For Ya'

Back with another transmission from The Newlyweds Podcast headquarters, Dallas Penn and CS talk about everything you're thinking but not saying out loud. Accompanied by an extra funky soundtrack, your intrepid newlyweds attempt to make sense of this crazy world. Please don't try this alone. ALSO: Naked podcasting. It's a thing.

Newlyweds Episode 48: Cry Freedom

Man, if everything is rigged, then what do you have to lose? The game has already been played. CS and Dallas Penn call in all the receipts on the usual pop culture shenanigans, from the rigged game of Candy Crush to a Tracy Chapman vs Bob Dylan Nobel Prize smack down. Also, do you have any of The Unemployables in your family? Musical Plus: Losers Lounge Prince Tribute and Big Baby DRAM

Newylweds Episode 52: Nuthin' 2 Lose

Goofy talk from your favorite pair of ever-newlyweds, Dallas Penn and Chocolate Snowflake (that's CS to you). Sometime life just doesn't make sense. Also: From mangender to mangenda. how the feminist movement has succeeded and failed.

Saint Ides of March

Join Dallas Penn and CS in a wide-ranging discussion covering the intricacies of whyte record-keeping, which leads to shortages in garlic, amongst other social ills. Plus, in-depth coverage of Trump Bowl, Lady Gaga, big game cuisine, and the second installment of Ask The Newlyweds #PettyPenalties. Stay warm Internets!

Petty Penalties

In this week's episode, CS and Dallas Penn discuss all the media they've been consuming over the past weeks from the small screen to the big. ALSO: a smorgasbord of music!

Negritude

Aaaaaannnnddddd we're back! Still newlyweds Dallas Penn & CS jump into the conversational fray feet first, through an Atlanta freeway onto a flaming lawn chair, then tuck and roll into presidential politics, finishing with a flourish of the usual shenanigans. PERFECT 10, or so we hope. Basically, DP says something crazy, and CS keeps him from hitting his head. Same old, same old, new old, better new, still new, newlyweds. For life. Glad y'all are still here, cause we are too.

The Bridge is Over

The Newlyweds Podcast is talking about time passing and Finnish grandmas getting lit. It's all here, along with grooming tips for spring from your favorite newlyweds, Dallas Penn and CS. ALSO: Is Facebook normalizing preverts?

Are You Finnish, Or Are You Done?

It's been a long time and we should not have left you. But we're glad you left the door unlocked so we could slip back in and make ourselves at home. INTERNETS, WE MISSED YOU. Shouts to Ricardo, one of many friends of the podcast who helped us get back on our feet and avoid further light year delays.

Hi Haters, We Off Hiatus

Dallas Penn and CS are not talking about Charlottesville or white supremacists or natural disasters or anything else we've all been talking about. No, we're talking about social media, rapper's insurance and melanin deficiencies. We apologize in advance for CS' jacked-up microphone; we were late with the payroll 'cause of coupons and it went on strike. Also, do your fried wings have feathers? If not, you ain't ordering from the right spot.

Wings Need Feathers and Rappers Need Insurance

CS and Dallas are back at it again despite neo-Nazis, hurricanes and presidential ineptitude. On the discussion docket is displacement and related gastrointestinal distresses. DP talks about his new year and his new diet. Plus: What you need to prepare for the apocalypse.

Pirate Radio Podcast

NW Random Pod #1

Dallas Penn and CS are still newlyweds and still podcasting, despite all evidence to the contrary. And they're back at it with all kinds of the ridiculousness that you've come to expect with vegetarian hermaphroditic sex dolls, flat world-ers, the resistance and the ongoing struggle that is being human. ALSO: We are living in the cover up, and it's the cover up that always catches up with you. So stop arguing with your partner and just agree. Featuring Ready for the World, Fleetwood Mac, Tribe, Tupac, Cardi B and Janelle Monae. Trrriiiiillllllllllllllll!

Veggie-Tales

The Newlyweds Podcast is Dallas Penn and Chocolate Snowflake, a married couple and song and dance team, speaking on current events, general news and relationship issues. Talk to us at www.facebook.com/TheNewlyweds

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