If I could take it out my head
I'd throw it away today and
If I could see a surgeon now
I'd tell him to get his knife
I wish I was Joe Average
With his Blue Peter badge and
Not the one
Who got it wrong
Not the one who wants to run
Far away
Far away
Far away from here today
If I could take your mind apart and
Clean it all away
Take you back in my time machine
To a gently raining day
I wish I was the Jones next door
Whose van "also comes in white" and
Not the one
Who got it wrong
Not the one who wants to run
Far away
Far away
Far away from here today
I could put it down to biology
Or some similar excuse
Absolve myself of all the blame
The shame I feel inside
I wish I was the man in grey
Two veg sat on his plate and
Not the one
Who got it wrong
Not the one who wants to run
Far away
Far away
Far away from here today

Not The One

If I could take it out my head
I'd throw it away today and
If I could see a surgeon now
I'd tell him to get his knife
I wish I was Joe Average
With his Blue Peter badge and
Not the one
Who got it wrong
Not the one who wants to run
Far away
Far away
Far away from here today
If I could take your mind apart and
Clean it all away
Take you back in my time machine
To a gently raining day
I wish I was the Jones next door
Whose van "also comes in white" and
Not the one
Who got it wrong
Not the one who wants to run
Far away
Far away
Far away from here today
I could put it down to biology
Or some similar excuse
Absolve myself of all the blame
The shame I feel inside
I wish I was the man in grey
Two veg sat on his plate and
Not the one
Who got it wrong
Not the one who wants to run
Far away
Far away
Far away from here today

TheNoddingDonkeys