"Do you guys need anything? Some snacks? A condom?"

Whether you're avoiding the clap (cheeky plug on episode 2), a baby or just happen to have a contraception fetish??? (I'm sure there's one out there); we all need a bit of protection in the bedroom. 

From the pill to sausage casing (yep that found a way in there somehow) let's discuss the emotional rollercoaster of pumping hormones in your body since  you turned 16 and crashing in your early twenties woop woop ! ! ! 

But on a lighter note less PG and more baby free am I right?

Episode 5: That's a wrap!

You know what they say, time flies when you’re dry humping the couch... Reminisce on the old days of your young horny self, and if you’re still in denial you really did miss out on making sweet sweet love to (insert [object you stuck in your coochie] here). 

And yes I did use the word insert: pun totally intended.

young and horny

Sometimes it's unexpected. It can be found in the places you didn't think to check for it. Come at times you really didn't think it would happen. So easy to fall into and so hard to get out of. It can leave you questioning how and more importantly why?

Love is infectious. 

Wait? I mean't the clap. Sorry about that. But anyhow, thankfully it doesn't itch anymore! 

Let's play on the safe side from now on and save yourself that embarrassing phone call from the clinic. Or if you're irresponsible like my past self (shout out to 2k17), sleep with two different people so you have to tell one of them your vagina feels icky!!!

Episode 2: If you're itchy and you know it clap your hands

How do I get grass stains out my knickers asking for a friend? 

Taking doggy to the next level- walks in the park have never been so good. Live your best outdoor life one knee scrape at a time. From beaches, Blackpool prom, you know where this is going. And to finish it off a nice tasty leaf to wash it down yum yum

Episode 3:  The Great Out D-whores

You can take the princess out of the estate, but you can't take the estate out of the princess. 

Who knew this gal of such class and decorum grew up on the ends? And what good ends they were. Gone are the days of your house being burgled, or even worse that bitch Demi stealing your bratz chopper bike. But of course it wasn't all doom and gloom, growing up on the estate was the best years of my life. And of course, this lavish lifestyle had to have started somewhere right? Shout out to me dad for selling Pirate DVDS to feed my bratz habit.

council estates 4 lyf

Talking about the shit we don't talk about. 
But literally, why aren't we talking about our shit? Cause it's gross? We all do it (Except for me), along with sex (especially me), drink (also me) and make absolute shows of ourselves (you guessed it me) so lets just talk about it yeah? Lets make the uncomfortable comfortable and talk about that time you got drugs stuck up your fanny (just me?)

ORAL PLEASURES