Far ago, in a galaxy long, long away
A hero will rise from the desert world to save the day
To defeat Death Vader and the evil empire
to set the world-destroyer Dark Star on fire
Rollin fat with the homies in my crew
a smuggler, a bear, R3 and C2
Protecting the neck of a galactic princess
and rollin' tight with my homies. 
Alec Guiness


This right now is a required disclaimer
We got all the Disney lawyers going totally insaner
it's now my obligation and required legal duty
to say that we have no affiliation with the Star Wars Movies

Steve, you have the Forze
powerful and wise
I can tell that you love me
when I look in your eyes
You always were my best lover
and there can be none greater
the way you touch me like you do
the way you work your light-(deleted)

We're like R3 and C2
two birds of a feather
ridin' in the transport
doing the Klessel Run together
and although I know
you think it's the worst
I don't mind that you're like Hans
and you always shoot first

Stefen Wars,
Stephen Wars,
Stephan Wars,
Steve Wars!
Stefen Wars,
Stephen Wars,
Stephan Wars,
Steve Wars!

Steve Wars

This one's going out to my main man Stephen,
if you doubt my love then you best be beliving
I'm in love with you, Steve, and I'm caught in your game
so right about now I'm gonna rap out your name
I said "S" is for Space, a place that you wanna be
"T" is for the lovely way you Talk to me
"E" is for our love, Eternal, Everlasting
and "P" is for the way that you Please me with that thing
"H" is for Honey, which you just as sweet as
"E" is for an Eagle, which you make me as free as
"N" is for the New way that we gonna be
the way as before but exceptionally

Steven, baby, it feels so good
you're my captain, and I'm your crew
as we fly through ice-cold space
keep me safe with your warm embrace

You take me to the stars, and far beyond
like Ricardo Montalban in The Wrath of Kahn
I wanna put you in a ball like a Pokemon
and register the domain stefan.com
I look at you and I can't believe what I'm seeing
How am I graced with this celestial being?
Steven, you know you're my number one
boy I think that you're hotter than any sun

Stevan, baby, it feels so good
you're my captain, and I'm your crew
as we fly through ice-cold space
keep me safe with your warm embrace
Stephen, baby, it feels so good
you're my captain, and I'm your crew
as we fly through ice-cold space
keep me safe with your warm embrace

You're My Captain (I'm Your Crew)

Constellation Stephan
burning in the sky
right between Leo and Cancer
in the middle of July

Constellation Steven
you blaze the sky so bright
Guide my path, give me sight
into the darkest night

Constellation, Constellation Stefan
Constellation
Constellation, Constellation Stevan
Constellation, oh my Constellation Steven

Like a flying saucer: unidentified
making wise men follow
making grown men cry
Follow like the North Star
and you will find your way
for Stephen lights up the sky
in nighttime and in day

Constellation, Constellation Steven
Constellation
Constellation, Constellation Stephen
Constellation, oh my Constellation Stefen

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