The original tune of the secret searchers.

X of Gold

Keep in mind: This is a FUCKING PARODY! Thank you <3

Meanwhile, the Stupid Santa decides it's time to vent about the forums...

My HUGE thanks to Simon Viklund for the karaoke track! This song wouldn't be anywhere without your fan support! :D

Huge thanks to Pete Gold who, along with Simon, gave me all the correct tracks and harmonies to make this not sound like utter shit! Thank you!

It’s bitchmas
A time of hate and filled with scrutiny
The season of complaints and irony
And you’re hated by the threads that you critique
It’s as easy as ban, this, shit

When it’s bitchmas
This forum post you’ll dickishly derange
You make someone you hate ragequit the game
Oh it’s almost like you practice being a dick
And I gotta say

If it has to be bitchmas for you to be harsh
You’re an asshole
If you think free dlc’s the reason
You’re a piece of shit
If it has to be payday related
Or you won’t back a fundraise
Then you’re a lowlife fucking twat

It’s bitchmas
The other users’ suffering you’ll prolong
Cuz you are just the best and never wrong
If you feel like this is really where you belong
I think you’re a cunt

If it has to be bitchmas for you to be harsh
You’re a son of a bitch
If you think the hating is just trending
You’re a fucking knob
If it has to be your clan’s for you to make a change for the better
You’re a spineless fucking turd

Oh, you’re so pleased with yourself
Rating the threads down
One star out of five

If it has to be bitchmas for you to be harsh
You’re an asshole
If you think free dlc’s the reason
You’re a wanker
If it has to be payday related
Or you won’t back a fundraise
Then you’re a fuckface

If it has to be bitchmas for you to be harsh
You’re a bastard
If you think the hating is just trending
You’re a fucking knob
If it has to be your clan’s for you to make a change for the better
You’re a spineless fucking turd

(oooh ooh oooooh)
(ohhh yeah)

You’re a spineless fucking turd

Don’t make that fucking thread


If It Has To Be Bitchmas

One dude in early 2013 with a synthesiser and NO idea of what he's doing.

I'm so, so sorry.

The_Poubel