A compilation of three tracks - Vomitorium Golf Credenza, I Am Always The Hero, and Cincinnati. On the album Divine Authority Corporation, released on Obblonge Box on 10/30/2023.

Divine Authority Corporation

Of Course That's What Happened

A compilation of nine shorter tracks. Found on the album Divine Authority Corporation, released on Obblonge Box 10/30/2023. The Pathetic Coward Narcissist Loser of the title is Thomas Wayne Randle, 65, 2164 Craigend Lane, Lake Orion, Michigan. He was the last person seen with Patricia Ann Roberts, 56, my fiancé, who is now a missing person. He has actively gaslit me for years now, pretending multiple times to be family members that I moved next door to when I was eight. A white supremacist Rush Limbaugh imitator who tore apart her five tiny dogs and forced her to bake them on a cookie sheet while she watched.

Pathetic Coward Narcissist Loser

A compilation of shorter tracks, found on the Obblonge Box release Divine Authority Corporation.

Starry Word Glue

If they have ever arrested someone for a consensual crime - drug possession, distribution, manufacture; prostitution; gambling, etc., kill them. Their whole family. Their ideas and genes do not get to survive. They have willfully caused irreparable pain, suffering, and damage to their community. Morality is obvious. To ignore and cause pain while profiting from these acts is inexcusable. Any judge that has convicted. Any private prison employee that housed any of these. Any supplier that specifically made prison grade products - management, factory worker, designer. Probation. Parole. Anyone claiming to be a psychologist or social worker involved in any way. Kill them all. Destroy their pets as well. The last thing the good people of the earth need is a bunch of Rottweilers roaming the streets that hate niggers. Let the good peoples' personal companions feast upon the boon in protein. Although, I personally will not be purchasing or using said products. Any chihuahua or cage with rats in it in my company is too good for such feed. As far as I'm concerned, its barely fit for nuclear waste depositories. No one will miss any of these wasters of life and time. The benefits of this simple action cannot be counted.

Hostile Witness

Immediate Improvement

No society reveres the coward.
Those who use deceit, who lie. Those who choose to live manipulating the Good peoples for their perceived gain. The dishonest. 
They are the weakest. 
The ones who do nothing. Who refuse to open their eyes, claiming that it isn't their problem. 
They are the problem. 
There can be no liberty, no freedom, with these amongst our number. 
Anchors tied around our necks, dragging us towards the ocean floor. 
Drowning is assuredly one of the most terrifying and painful manners in which to die. 
All our stories, our tales meant to exalt humanity above all other life, feature heroes and place value on virtues: bravery, honesty, trustworthiness, friendship lasting through all adversity. These are meant to inspire us to be and become something that no other form of life known in the universe can be.
We know their names. The wasters of life and time. 
And what shall the Good people of the Earth do with the liars, the worshippers of the Prince Of Lies?
And what shall we do with those who stood idly by and watched, claiming that it wasn't their problem? That they lived inna vacuum, unaffected by anything or anyone?
If you require a leader.
If you need to be ordered to act.
Then you are not one of Us.
And you shall be treated accordingly.
No society reveres the coward.

No Society Reveres The Coward

The business of propelling minds to hyperspace is founded at One Vision, Enterprise Lane. Beware of space dragons spewing radiation. Wear a tinfoil lined hat.

-Aiynamics

One Vision, Enterprise Lane

Waves of latent energy caressing your body flowing through currents populated by underwater shark-fighting Fulci zombies. Do not sink to the bottom. Stay afloat and make it to the dreamshore.

Now Plus+ Consistency

A short, amusing horror story read by the author. Inspired by a comment by Barosus on DeviantArt.

New Horizons Agency At Sea

Fast Fashion

A pouring in your canals from the ear goggles of poignant observation and a plea of hope for understanding. Brought to you and funneled through a pair of viewpoints far varying in perspective.

And The Decoration Is Happiness

Unityverse

A dark listening experience inspired by HP Lovecraft. Off my upcoming sixth album And The Decoration Is Happiness. Features a hundred-year-old recording of Florence Foster Jenkins, labelled on YouTube as the Worst Singer Ever. The lyrics were originally published on DeviantArt as HP Hamstersplash, a spoken performance of which has a video on my official artist YouTube channel and is available for download from the Internet Archive. 

Antivenom

Erupting with preaching performances, The Prophet Obblonge explains, proclaims, transmutes, and delivers clarity to the masses for their edification and to bring awareness to the still uncertain fate of his beloved fiancé, last seen with a white supremacist narcissistic abuser in Michigan.

What’s your problem? Issues resolved. Crises averted. Wonders explained. Be amazed. Lost? Depressed? Questions? The answers are waiting….

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