LYRICS:

“I’m standing here with local assholes, The Quick Fix.
You’ve pissed-off everybody, gentlemen.”
DAMN RIGHT!
“The walls are closing in. You’re in the corner. What are you going to do??”
…I’m gonna whip out my REAL dick.


I ain’t in the mood mutha fuckas! (That’s right! That’s right!)
That’s all I know fo’sho… (Whip out my REAL dick!)
I ain’t in the mood mutha fucka! (*screams* Whip out my REAL dick!!) (Ahhwww yeaaaaaa!!)

My REAL dick comes equipped
with a scope and a grip on top of it.
Fully decked-out, I’ma ball wit it.
Put a beam on the tip, I’ma fuck ya tits. (I’ma fuck ya tits!)

Drop a dong-bomb on ya bitch and dip.
‘Deez nutz bust caps like banana clips.
I’m goin’ fully automatic on a REAL dick blitz!
I don’t fire blanks—CONGRATULATIONS!

9-months later, I got another kid,
And one more bitch with a courtesy-stitch.
Because love is war! And I’m a kind gentleman:
I’ll treat ya right, then pop ya brain with my REAL dick!

Uhh! (You gonna get what you deserve.)
Yea I’ll pop ya brain with my REAL dick! (You gonna get what you deserve--)
Take ya out to Fro-Yo, give ya soft-serve.
YA FINNA CATCH HANDS MUTHA FUCKA!
You gonna get what you deserve…
Give my thoughts and prayers to the THOTs and Playas!


Lean back! Big dick swingin’!
Pass me tha ball ‘cuz my REAL dick’s winnin’!
Goin’ waaay back! Back to the beginning:
God created my dick to keep the real world spinnin’!

Ya gotta whip out, whip out, whip out, whip out yer REAL dick!
I said come on, come on, come on, you better cum quick!
(Ahhwww yeaaaaaa!!)


Ya talkin’ that shit on The Quick Fix?...(WHAAAAAAT!!!)
Gonna put a blade through ya throat at’cha Mama’s crib…
Yeah, we put a bayonet on’a tip—
Another notch on the stalk of my cock for a dead snitch.

Talkin’ that shit on The Quick Fix?
I’ma fix it real quick. (Ay-yo) It’s well-known that you a bitch!
Talkin’ that shit on The Quick Fix?
I’ma fix it real quick. (Ay-yo) It’s well-known that you a bitch!

**gun fire and metal casings hit the floor** SHIT!

(Ay-yo) It’s well-known that you a bitch!
Rat-a-tat-tat! Ya ass is gonna get whacked!
(Ahhwww yeaaaaaa!!)
Hey! Give my thoughts and prayers to the THOTs and Playas!!!


Lean back! Big dick swingin’!
Pass me tha ball ‘cuz my REAL dick’s winnin’!
Goin’ waaay back! Back to the beginning:
God created my dick to keep the real world spinnin’!

Ya gotta whip out, whip out, whip out, whip out yer REAL dick!
I said come on, come on, come on, you better cum quick! (UHHH!!)
Ahhwww yeaaaaaa!! Ahhwww yeaaaaaa!! Ahhwww yeaaaaaa!!


Got treats in my pocket for the K-9 unit…
Ya gotta whip out, whip out, whip out, whip out yer REAL dick!
Saltpeter on my cock to keep me from doin’ it …
So come on, come on, come on, you better cum quick!

Bringin’ it! Bringin’ it! Bringin’ it!
That REAL shit!!
Bringin’ it! Bringin’ it! Bringin’ it!
My REAL dick!!

*END*

The Quick Fix - "The REAL Dick," from the forthcoming album of your dreams!!

© & ℗ The Quick Fix 2022. All rights of the producers and of the owners of the work reproduced reserved. Unauthorized copying, hiring, lending, public performance and broadcasting of this recording prohibited.

All songs and audio productions are written, performed, recorded and produced by DJ dad-E and Fresh Young Dolla (FY$) for The Quick Fix.

All rights reserved. © & ℗ The Quick Fix 2022.

The REAL Dick [feat. Horse Mackerel]

The Quick Fix - "Dirty" [LP] (2023) - *Run time: 26:45*
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The content of these audio recordings may contain negative depictions and/or mistreatment of people, cultures, and religious beliefs. The recorded artworks contained herein are purely satire. Due to the audio content’s coarse language, and disturbing, brutal situational contexts, the creators insist that no human being listen to these works. Ever.

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All rights reserved. © & ℗ The Quick Fix 2023.

Dirty

Loophole

Fuck Old Ladies (AND I LIKE IT A LOT!) [Manila SWRL x FY$]

The Hard-Hitting Questions

Mr. Master Task Manager [Horse Mackerel x FY$]

Think Twice [feat. Horse Mackerel & Manila SWRL]

I Fucked the Pope

Welcome to Or'ville

MUSIC VIDEO :::: https://youtu.be/P_5r1gjsdLU

The Quick Fix - "Dirty" [LP] (2023) - *Run time: 26:45*
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The content of these audio recordings may contain negative depictions and/or mistreatment of people, cultures, and religious beliefs. The recorded artworks contained herein are purely satire. Due to the audio content’s coarse language, and disturbing, brutal situational contexts, the creators insist that no human being listen to these works. Ever.

© & ℗ The Quick Fix 2023. All rights of the producers and of the owners of the work reproduced reserved. Unauthorized copying, hiring, lending, public performance and broadcasting of this recording prohibited. 
All songs written and produced by DJ dad-E & Fresh Young Dolla (FY$).
All rights reserved. © & ℗ The Quick Fix 2023.

Dirtier Than You

LYRICS:

I died on a bike ride!

Uh-huh, hotdogs
And a baby again
But we got hotdogs
And a baby again...
I died on a bike ride
An' da baby luv it...
An da baby luv it...
An da baby luv it!

Hotdogs in stock!
An' da baby luv it!
Crawlin' all over my corpse...
An' da baby luv it!
Costco mother fuckin' footlongs!
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh...

An' da baby luv it!

Hotdogs! (Hotdogs!)
And a baby again
But we got hotdogs
And a baby again...
I died on a bike ride
An' da baby luv it...
An da baby luv it...
An da baby luv it!

Hotdogs in stock!
An' da baby luv it!
Crawlin' all over my corpse
An' da baby luv it!
Costco mother fuckin' footlongs!
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh...

An' da baby luv it!

Uh-huh, hotdogs
And a baby again
But we got hotdogs
And a baby again...

I died on a bike ride
An' da baby luv it...
An' da baby luv it...
An' da baby luv it!


《》《》《》《》《》《》《》《》


The Quick Fix - "Dirty" [LP] (2023) - *Run time: 26:45*
☆DISCLAIMER:
The content of these audio recordings may contain negative depictions and/or mistreatment of people, cultures, and religious beliefs. The recorded artworks contained herein are purely satire. Due to the audio content’s coarse language, and disturbing, brutal situational contexts, the creators insist that no human being listen to these works. Ever.

© & ℗ The Quick Fix 2023. All rights of the producers and of the owners of the work reproduced reserved. Unauthorized copying, hiring, lending, public performance and broadcasting of this recording prohibited. 
All songs written and produced by DJ dad-E & Fresh Young Dolla (FY$).
All rights reserved. © & ℗ The Quick Fix 2023.

An' Da Baby Luv It!

Dirt Brigade (Intro.)

VINYL ORDERS HERE: https://elasticstage.com/thequickfix

=== THE QUICK FIX ===
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January, 2011-May, 2014, & July, 2019-July, 2022.

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