One's big and brown
One's small and pink
One'll punch your face
One'll give you a wink
One fights in a cage
One's up there in age
One'll rip you in half
Both'll give you a laugh

Brendan Schaub the fighter
Get your girlfriend and hide her
Bryan Callen the kid
that Taekwondo he did
Then there's Evan the Beard
Trying to make things less weird
Can't stop the dick talk today
Not homophobic, just 15% gay

Big dick bandits yeah!

Rogan says to retire
that Schaub ain't a great fighter
I think you'd be surprised
Watch him fight 'till he dies

They'll give you fight picks
Won't stop talking 'bout dicks
They're so different in size
But still two cutie pies
Hide your girlfriends real fast
Cuz they'll kick your bitch-ass
They'll take her today
And she'll like it that way!

Big Dick Bandits yeah!

A great big fightah! A Caribbean tigah!
The Fighter and The Kid yeah!

Lift your shield!

Metal


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