grey area

Alone

I'm a modern man,  A man for the millennium,
Digital and smoke free.  
A diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionist,
Politically anatomically and ecologically incorrect.
I've been uplinked and downloaded.
I've been inputted and outsourced.
I know the upside of downsizing.
I know the downside of upgrading.
I'm a high tech lowlife.
A cutting edge state-of-the-art bicoastal multitasker,
And I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.
I'm new wave but I'm old school,
And my inner child is outward bound.
I'm a hot wired heat seeking warm hearted cool customer,
Voice activated and biodegradable.
I interface from a database,
And my database is in cyberspace,
So I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive,
And from time-to-time, I'm radioactive.
Behind the eight ball, Ahead of the curve,
Riding the wave, Dodging a bullet,
Pushing the envelope.  I'm on point,
On task, On message, And off drugs.
I got no need for coke and speed,
I got no urge to binge and purge.
I'm in the moment, On the edge,
Over the top, But under the radar.
A high concept, Low profile,
Medium range ballistic missionary.
A street-wise smart bomb.
A top gun bottom feeder.
I wear power ties, I tell power lies,
I take power naps, I run victory laps.
I'm a totally ongoing bigfoot slam dunk rainmaker with a proactive outreach.
A raging workaholic. A working ragaholic.
Out of rehab, And in denial.
I got a personal trainer, A personal shopper,
A personal assistant, And a personal agenda.
You can't shut me up, You can't dumb me down.
'Cause I'm tireless, And I'm wireless.
I'm an alpha male on beta blockers.
I'm a non-believer and an over-achiever.
Laid back but fashion forward.
Up front, Down home,
Low rent, High maintenance.
Super size, Long lasting,
High definition, Fast acting,
Oven ready, And built to last.
I'm a hands on, Foot loose,
Knee jerk, Head case.
Prematurely post traumatic,
And I have a love child who sends me hate mail.
But I'm feeling, I'm caring,
I'm healing, I'm sharing.
A supportive bonding nurturing primary care giver.
My output is down, But my income is up.
I take a short position on the long bond,
And my revenue stream has its own cash flow.
I read junk mail, I eat junk food,
I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports.
I'm gender specific, Capital intensive,
User friendly, And lactose intolerant.
I like rough sex. I like tough love.
I use the f word in my email,
And the software on my hard drive is hard core, no soft porn.
I bought a microwave at a mini mall.
I bought a mini van in a mega store.
I eat fast food in the slow lane.
I'm toll free, Bite sized,
Ready to wear, And I come in all sizes.
A fully equipped, Factory authorized,
Hospital tested, Clinically proven,
Scientifically formulated medical miracle.
I've been pre-washed, Pre-cooked,
Pre-heated, Pre-screened,
Pre-approved, Pre-packaged,
Post-dated, Freeze-dried,
Double-wrapped, Vacuum-packed,
And I have an unlimited broadband capacity.
I'm a rude dude, But I'm the real deal.
Lean and mean. Cocked, locked and ready to rock.
Rough tough and hard to bluff.
I take it slow. I go with the flow.
I ride with the tide. I got glide in my stride.
Drivin' and movin', Sailin' and spinnin',
Jivin' and groovin', Wailin' and winnin'.
I don't snooze, So I don't lose.
I keep the pedal to the metal,
And the rubber on the road.
I party hearty, And lunch time is crunch time.
I'm hanging in, There ain't no doubt.
And I'm hanging tough,
Over and out.

C0ldWaterr