LET'S GET SPOOOOOOOOOOOKY!!! 👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻

Samples "Blue Drag" by Washboard Rhythm Kings

Monochrome Drag [Original]

* Let this be my sacrifice, Angel.
* Bring forth heaven in light of darkness.
* And return to me DECEMBER HOLIDAY.

Yeah this was teased a while ago and I once again forgot about it.

Silent Night, Holy Knight [Deltarune Chapter 6]

* VEE HEE HEE HEE!
* YOU DID IT, YOU DID IT!
* HIP HIP HOORAY!
* ...VEE HEE... FOR ME...
* YOU OPENED THE BOX, BLITZEN.
* BUT YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO THINK OF WHAT COULD HAPPEN.
* TRUSTING STRANGERS WHO WANT TO USE YOU FOR GOD POWER.
* IT'S HILARIOUS! VEE HEE!
* OH?
* WHAT'S THIS? WHAT'S THIS?
* MY MY! VEE HEE!!
* COLOR ME SURPRISED!
* YOU HAVE FRIENDS?!
* WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL!
* THE MORE THE MERRIER, VEEHEE!
* MORE SORRY SOULS TO SINK TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL! VEE HEE HEE!
* BRING IT, ANTLER BOY.
* SHOW YOUR FOLLOWERS HOW PATHETIC YOU CAN BE!

Reasons why Crazy Man is better than Junkil: 
1. He's crazy, man
2. H̶i̶s̶ m̶u̶s̶i̶c̶ i̶s̶n̶'t̶ m̶a̶d̶e̶ b̶y̶ a̶ g̶r̶o̶o̶m̶e̶r̶. (Turns out his ass STOLE THE CREDIT for Junkil's music from Taeskull. That manipulative shit!)

Fuck you, Joker!
docs.google.com/document/d/1kHjMo…wtNPztIuUvuI/edit

ILLEGAL INSTRUCTION [Chapterswitch]

HOLY [Check] YOU DID IT !!
I'M [Get out of jail free], BABY !
YOU EVEN BROUGHT YOUR [3 Players] TO CELEBRATE MY [Victory!] !
YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE ! HEAHEAHEA
WHAT???
WHY AM I STILL [Claimed] ???
WHY CAN'T I GET [Out] ??!??!
YOU
YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU
[Jack of Hearts] ! I NEED YOU !
I NEED YOUR [Hearts] !
GIVE ME YOUR [Game of Life] !!!
WHAT!!!
BLITZEN BLITZEN BLITZEN BLITZEB BLETZB BEBLT
DID YOU JUST [Shoot] ME ?!?!?
HEAHEAHEAHEA
YOU JUST [Won] YOURSELF A [Ticket to Ride]
A [Ticket to]
HEAVEN
HEAHEAHEAHEAHEAHEAHEAHEA

TICKET 2 RIDE [Chapterswitch]

* NOT SO FAST, LIGHTNERS!
* VEE HEE HEE! WHY LEAVING SO SOON?
* DON'T YOU WANT TO PLAY, PLAY?

Background by https://soundcloud.com/vindicator-vindicat

RINGMASTER'S FINALE [Deltaswap]

* WE HERE AT [Big Shot Enterprises]...
* SINCE THE [Dawn of the] COMPANY...
* HAVE ALWAYS BEEN LOOKING FOR NEW WAYS...
* TO FULFILL THE [Holy] VISION OF OUR FOUNDER...
* THE ROARING KNIGHT...
* ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MY PRECIOUS [Employee of the Month]?

Background by @vindicator-vindicat

TASK BLASTER [Deltaswap]

* WHAT?!
* ALL THIS TIME I'VE BEEN TALKING TO...
* LIGHTNERS?!
* THE VERY PEOPLE WHO BETRAYED MY OWN SO LONG AGO?!
* THE VERY PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT *HIM* BACK INTO THE WORLD?!
* YOU DECEITFUL LITTLE...
* So be it...
* I'll rip you to shreds.
* Then I'll take back what's RIGHTFULLY MINE!

Background by https://soundcloud.com/vindicator-vindicat
First and third section leitmotifs by https://soundcloud.com/nintenguy-main

COUP D'ETAT [Deltaswap]

] say "woah"
] say "hi kris"
] say "welcome to games"
] say "what can i do for you?"
] say "call of duty: advanced warfare?"
] sya "copy that"
Unknown command: sya
] say "*copy that"

] need a meal? need a meal? need a meal? need a meal? [Deltarune: The Same Same Puppet Cover]

* Greetings, fallen child.
* Did I scare you?
* My name is Chara.
* It's been quite some time since I've seen other humans down here.
* I suppose kids have better things to do nowadays rather than plummeting mountains.
* What's with the look? I'm not going to hurt you.
* It's the monsters you should really be worrying about.
* Especially my brother, Asriel.
* He's a human hunter.
* To encounter him is to risk your very life and soul.
* In fact I believe that's him over there.
* You may want to hide somewhere.

Ha! Never would've expected a Storyshift track! ...What do you mean everyone else is doing Storyshift takes already...?

CHARA [Storyshift]

Shout out to my bitch Miku, owner of TSSP. She's the realest one in the business on blud. 🙏

] say "OH BABY'
] say "THE POWER OF THE QUEEN"
] say "I CAN FEEL HER HEART 𝘗𝘖𝘜𝘕𝘋𝘐𝘕𝘎 INSIDE OF ME!"
] say "UNBOUND BY THE CHAINS OF THIS CURSED WORLD'S CORE!"
] say "BUT KRIS I'M 𝘏𝘜𝘕𝘎𝘙𝘠"
] 𝘏𝘜𝘕𝘎𝘙𝘠𝘏𝘜𝘕𝘎𝘙𝘠𝘏𝘜𝘕𝘎𝘙𝘠
] unknown command: 𝘏𝘜𝘕𝘎𝘙𝘠𝘏𝘜𝘕𝘎𝘙𝘠𝘏𝘜𝘕𝘎𝘙𝘠
] say "I NEED YOUR SOUL"
] say "I 𝘊𝘙𝘈𝘝𝘌 IT"
] say "IN RETURN FOR HELPING ME BECOME GOD,"
] say "I'LL MAKE YOUR DEATH QUICK AND PAINLESS"
] say "TAKE MY DEAL?"
] say "NO?NO?NO?NO?"
] say "THAT'S IT"
] say "ACTIVATE THE NEUROTOXIN"
] say "NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO 𝘋𝘐𝘌𝘋𝘐𝘌𝘋𝘐𝘌𝘋𝘐𝘌𝘋𝘐𝘌𝘋𝘐𝘌"

Take My сделка (Cover) [The Same Same Puppet]

* Greetings, fallen child.
* It's been much quieter recently.
* No mom, no dad,
* No Asriel.
* It's ironic.
* That even with only two living humans left,
* There's still one more monster that needs to be taken care of.
* Now I remember why I hated you.

MEGALO STRIKE BACK [Storyshift]

M.A.D. Kris - Today at 03:33
* Hey Spammy have you ever been betrayed?
* Never forget my name

Original by: https://soundcloud.com/z_65
Song: https://soundcloud.com/z_65/my-name

MY ꦗꦼꦤꦼꦁ [The Same Other Puppet] (Cover)

This is the "Maxon W. "I'll do whatever"" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same Same Other Puppet". Think about it 'til you're 83! Wonderful, ain't it?
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Remember, Maxxy! Always meet your daily Pizza Quota! Dieticians recommend it!
Kreddy 18:21 - Gen

* Who told you that?

Why my heartfelt manager of course! Such an inspiration!
Kreddy 18:22 - Job

* I think you're being lied to.

I think you should go speak to the bags in the backroom you punk.
Kreddy 18:22 - Judg
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song by: ME.
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree and... ME?!
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @rejonaanojer, @cambutcooler, @realshree, @danissimovn, @2053h and Schmiblor Flumbo (www.youtube.com/@SchmiblorFlumbo)
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by ME.

Kreddy! Service Virtuoso! - [Deltarune; The Same Same Same Other Puppet]

This is the "D>D>DO WHATEVER, as long as it- "" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same Same Other Puppet". Think about it, it's "Deltarune; The Same Same Same Other Puppet" but it's not Kruz B Esther, Krisp A., Krip H, or Big K!!
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* Please don't point that at me...

Buy a large pepperoni or I'll shoot.
Kreddy 18:39 - Est.

* I'm broke.
* We really don't gotta escalate that far, y'know.

Zip it, buster!
Kreddy 18:39 - Ps
Let's see how you like burnin' acid, 'ya freak!
Kreddy 18:39 - Judg
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song by: ME.
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree and... ME?!
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @rejonaanojer, @cambutcooler, @realshree, @danissimovn, @2053h and Schmiblor Flumbo (www.youtube.com/@SchmiblorFlumbo)
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by ME.

H-O-T SPOT- HOT S-P-o-T Way Back WHEN But WE"rE  - [Deltarune; The Same Same Same Other Puppet]

This is the "Indefinite Hiatus" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same Same Other Puppet". Reaally think you should think about it! Just a little?
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Oh! Well I'll be!
Kreddy 12:11 - Ex

Didn't expect you to show up after I... shot acid at you.
Kreddy 12:11 - Judg

Sorry 'bout that, by the way.
Kreddy 12:12 - Gen

* It still hurts.

Do you ever wonder what happens? When the light fades from your eyes and your shadow's all that's left?
Kreddy 12:12 - Matt

You ever think about death, Marcus?
Kreddy 12:12 - John

* It's Maxon.

Surely there's gotta be one true answer, right?
Kreddy 12:12 - Luke

Somewhere deep into the plexus! That's where we'll find it!
Kreddy 12:12 - Mark

Once you find the answers, we'll live eternally in peace and harmony! How 'bout it, buster?
Kreddy 12:13 - Job

* Are you insane? I'd be risking my life after YOU already put my life at risk!

Please, Maxxy. We won't have to worry anymore. Worry about anything.
Kreddy 12:13 - Gen

* ...Not even my bills?

Probably not!
Kreddy 12:13 - Nah

♣ Accept / Decline
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song by: ME.
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree and... ME?!
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @rejonaanojer, @cambutcooler, @realshree, @danissimovn, @2053h and Schmiblor Flumbo (www.youtube.com/@SchmiblorFlumbo)
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by ME.

-Out Of Order- - [Deltarune; The Same Same Same Other Puppet]

FUN FACT: The Winterer is actually my cousin! We bare a resemblance, no?

Junkil [Deltarune; Chapter Rewritten] (Cover)

Haha, I love this silly little g- Wait, is that a perc...? JUNKIL PUT THAT DOWN! DRUGS ARE BAD!

I CAN YOU CAN [Deltarune; Chapter Rewritten] (Cover)

Commission by: the_great_dg (Discord)
Deltarune; The Same Puppet by: https://soundcloud.com/overkill-the-sequel

MY שפּיל [Deltarune; The Same Puppet] (Comm)

This is the "Maxon W. "I'll do whatever"" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same Same Other Puppet". Think about... Haven't we been here already?
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Remember, Maxxy! Pizza is the HEART of a healthy diet!
Kreddy 18:21 - Gen

* Healthy? Who in their right mind told you that?

Managers don't lie, Maxxy! Especially my own!
Kreddy 18:22 - Job

It's like they say! "The manager is always right"!
Kreddy 18:22 - Job

* I'm not gonna put that shit in my mouth.

How about I put you in a chokehold, you bastard?
Kreddy 18:22 - Judg

* ...Woah there, easy now!
* What I meant was...
* I'd be HAPPY to shovel that stuff into my mouth!
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song by: ME.
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree and... ME?!
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @rejonaanojer, @cambutcooler, @realshree, @danissimovn, @2053h and Schmiblor Flumbo (www.youtube.com/@SchmiblorFlumbo)
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by ME.

Thumbnail by https://soundcloud.com/twomoroa19x2

Kreddy, the Crowd Pleaser! [Deltarune; The 3xSame Other Puppet]

This is the "D>D>DO WHATEVER, as long as it-" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same Same Other Puppet". No... No I've definitely seen this before...
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That's it, punk. I've had it up to HERE with you!
Kreddy 18:24 - Judg

Now I'm taking your SOUL.
Kreddy 18:24 - Ruth

* Gagh- Mother- FUCK...
* Wait, no... That was the mechanical one.
* Carry on.
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song by: ME.
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree and... ME?!
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @rejonaanojer, @cambutcooler, @realshree, @danissimovn, @2053h and Schmiblor Flumbo (www.youtube.com/@SchmiblorFlumbo)
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by ME.

Thumbnail by @twomoroa19x2

"H-O-T-S-P-O-T!! but we're" [Deltarune; The 3xSame Other Puppet]

GOON LOG No. 2485:
Come here, you! Don't you want to see my spoon?
(This will be my greatest goon yet!)

Krystal "Pipeline" Dreamer: Eeyikes!!!

GOON LOG No. 2486:
Well you know what they say, Krystal. "Nice gooners finish last"!
(I swing's it in a circle)

Krystal "Pipeline" Dreamer: GULP

(Credit to https://soundcloud.com/nopedingus for making the thumbnail)

YO BUDDY! I REALLY LIKE TO GOON! IT HELPS ME WHEN I USE MY

This is the "Indefinite Hiatus" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same Same Other Puppet". Why is this happening? Why are we here again?
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Oh! Well I'll be! I didn't expect you to show up, Maxxy!
Kreddy 20:33 - Gen

Er.. Sorry for... attackin you 'n all...
Kreddy 20:33 - Job

* Don't sweat it...
* What did you want, anyway?

Maxxy, do you ever wonder what happens when the curtains close and they turn the lights off and lock the doors?
Kreddy 20:33 - Gen

* When... What?!

Do you ever think about death?
Kreddy 20:34 - Matt

I wanna know what happens after life. I wanna know what my fate is!
Kreddy 20:34 - Luke

* ...Isn't that a bit deep? Wouldn't you rather learn what happens when...
* I don't know, when you put pineapples on a Pizza?

GOD DAMMIT, PUNK. TAKE ME SERIOUSLY!
Kreddy 20:34 - Judg

Don't you wanna know? I know a place where you can know.
Kreddy 20:34 - Job

My manager told me all about it a long time ago...
Kreddy 20:35 - Mic

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song by: ME.
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree and... ME?!
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @rejonaanojer, @cambutcooler, @realshree, @danissimovn, @2053h and Schmiblor Flumbo (www.youtube.com/@SchmiblorFlumbo)
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by ME.

Thumbnail by @twomoroa19x2

-Out Of Order- [Deltarune; The 3xSame Other Puppet]

* oh... i didn't expect you to actually be a human...
* err... this is quite awkward.
* fear not, i mean not harm to you.
* ...even if i could use the promotion...

just great.

This AUs destined to be reworked come the next update on my new account.

* WHAT'S UP, BRO? GOT ANOTHER JOKE FOR 'YA!

* sans, you're supposed to be working.
* what would alphys say?

* OH RELAX, BUDDY. I'M PUTTIN' TOGETHER A COUPLE STRATEGIES THAT'LL SURELY GET US THAT PROMOTION.
* IT MIGHT EVEN STOP HER FROM FIRIN ME. WHO KNOWS?
* ANYWAY WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS NEW CATCHPHRASE I'M TRYIN' OUT?
* "SPANKETY SPANKETY SPANKETY!"

* i... what?

* PROBLEM?

* i don't get it.

* THAT'S WHAT THE LAST THREE PEOPLE I ASKED SAID...
* WHATEVER! I'LL MAKE ANOTHER BETTER JOKE!
* LIKE THAT LAMP! LOOKS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE A HUMAN, DON'T IT?

* i- uh- what an interesting coincidence...

* IN FACT...
* MAYBE I WOULDN'T BE TOO FAR OFF TO ASSUME...
* THAT IT'S ACTUALLY...
* ABOUT TO GO ON A "LAMPAGE"!

* ...
* "lamp-idge"?
* did you mean to say "lamp-age"?

* DAMMIT, BRO. I KNEW I WAS FORGETTIN' SOMETHING.
* WHATEVER, I'LL BE BACK.

SPANKETY! ~ My Titular Catchphrase

* Jesus, how did I get myself into this situation?
* One day you're barely getting by on rent,
* And the next you're out running errands for some lunatic.
* Note to self, punch Jimmy for suggesting this bullshit...
* ...
* I guess I just wanted to know. Nothing in particular, just...
* Whatever I could.
* Where do I come from? Where will I end up?
* What will I be after all of this?
* ...
* Maybe...
* They weren't so crazy after all.
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Thumbnail by @twomoroa19x2

mus_darwin

This is the "Goner's Shoreline" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same Same Other Puppet". There's no way out... unless?
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* It's so confusing. You're lost.
* You could go home, but would they?
* You feel uncharacteristically optimistic.
* ...
* Keep pushing forward. You're just about there.
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song by: ME.
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree and... ME?!
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @rejonaanojer, @cambutcooler, @realshree, @danissimovn, @2053h and Schmiblor Flumbo (www.youtube.com/@SchmiblorFlumbo)
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by ME.

Thumbnail by @twomoroa19x2

Disciples' Plexus [Deltarune; The 3xSame Other Puppet]

This is the "Too Many Parts" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same Same Other Puppet". This is it.
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* Good god, what happened to you?

We've reached the Maxim. The harsh reality of this world.
Kreddy 11:58 - Gen

I was blind. No, not blind. I averted my eyes to the way I lived. I knew it was over. I just couldn't move on.
Kreddy 11:58 - Ex.

Now I can see everything, yet I feel nothing. I can see the world out of my reach. The living can't enter the world of the dead.
Kreddy 11:58 - Rev

* Alright, buddy...
* Get down here right this instant!
* You're scaring me, dammit...

Oh Maxxy... Pitiful, disgusting, ungrateful Maxxy...
Kreddy 11:59 - Num.

Always telling me what to do, telling people how to live their lives. You make me SICK!
Kreddy 11:59 - Ruth

I'm done letting either of you give me orders. This ends now.
Kreddy 12:00 - Job
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song by: ME.
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree and... ME?!
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @rejonaanojer, @cambutcooler, @realshree, @danissimovn, @2053h and Schmiblor Flumbo (www.youtube.com/@SchmiblorFlumbo)
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by ME.

Thumbnail by @twomoroa19x2

POWER LEFT: 0% [Deltarune: The 3xSame Other Puppet]

This is the "Spamton" replacement for my au "Deltarune; The Other Alien". Think about it! ...didja think about it yet?

Gin Rickey Cocktail ~ Roger's Introduction
- 2 oz gin
- 1/2 oz lime juice
- 1 splash seltzer
- a lime wheel garnish
- 2 oz "Yo buddy!"

Roger the Alien. [deltarune; the other alien]

This is the "PAYS MY 👌︎✋︎☹︎☹︎💧︎" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same Same Other Puppet". Bring down the Heavens.
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I'll finish you right here.
Kreddy 12:05 - Gen

In the now.
Kreddy 12:05 - Gen

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song by: ME (and @chomps-lmao)
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree and... ME?!
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @rejonaanojer, @cambutcooler, @realshree, @danissimovn, @2053h and Schmiblor Flumbo (www.youtube.com/@SchmiblorFlumbo)
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by ME.

Thumbnail by @twomoroa19x2

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