First Verse [Week Bill]
I tell 'em, "Meet me in the left wing."
I take over, while the tsar is runnin'.
Stalin's knockin' at the door and he's screamin', "Next, I'm coming!"
Got Trotsky in the politburo, getting ready for my speech, 
I tell 'em, "Support that White Army and I'll send in the secret police!"
I got the whole cheka, on the watch boy.
All my soldiers eat, while the peasants starve boy.
All these bones in the graves make me a dog boy.
And I heard you democrats talkin' freedom, you should stop boy. 
Peasants farming by the group, not many tools to go around.
Deng Xiaoping-ed on all these protesters—sh-sh-sh-sh-shot 'em down.
Every time I seize a bank, free commerce is not allowed,
Everybody's "Peace, Land and Bread" is here, now take a bow. (Shhhhh)
Kulaks! Getting rich.
We don't trust them though; they need to be "fixed".
Peasants, point 'em out quick.
It's only "us",
But now it's "I'.
Chorus
Welcome to my Communist Party (party).
Welcome to my Communist Party (party).
Welcome to my Communist Party (party).
Welcome to my Communist Party (party).
Five-year plans on my table, millions sent to their doom.
Prison camps for millions more, you tryna get in too?
Only me and my commies, bring a capitalist or two.
Bodies droppin', government's watching, all in my politburo.
Welcome to my Communist Party (party).
Welcome to my Communist Party (party).
Welcome to my Communist Party (party).
Welcome to my Communist Party (party).
Second Verse [Middle-aged Chris?]
Meet me at the factory, you know where the workers at.
Robert Owen, Charles Fourier, the workers should have a new task.
Gotta treat 'em like a star; good conditions gets things done fast.
We should switch from job to job; not just do what I did last—huh!?
Who knows what's the Gosplan? This is that Proudhon's plan.
Your business better meet that quota, or you'll lose more than a hand.
I'mma do it like Saint-Simon, money in the feds' command.
Don't you want your cash with someone who understands?
Hey Marx! Hey Engels! Hey yo, we on that manifesto.
Hegelian dialect; history repeats, case closed.
Got the whole party purged, you can try and spread the word.
When you're done squealin', where that person at; the one who heard?
Farmers can't take a breath,
Won't farm for me, starve to death.
Communist Party stompin' on that right wing, we're yellin' "Left!"
Petrograd, Bloody Sunday, Stalingrad.
We're raisin' the "Iron Curtain" and those westerners nod.
Chorus
Welcome to my Communist Party (party).
Welcome to my Communist Party (party).
Welcome to my Communist Party (party).
Welcome to my Communist Party (party).
Five-year plans on my table, millions sent to their doom.
Prison camps for millions more, you tryna get in too?
Only me and my commies, bring a capitalist or two.
Bodies droppin', government's watching, all in my politburo.
Welcome to my Communist Party (party).
Welcome to my Communist Party (party).
Welcome to my Communist Party (party).
Welcome to my Communist Party (party).
Third Verse [Week Bill]
KGB, the new police.
Tryna show them how people suddenly decrease.
Sunday, 500 deceased.
You gotta use "terror", man that's Auguste Blanqui.
We up in World War II; nothing's any хорошо (harashow).
One gun for ten men, not a second to reload.
Fascists lookin' at our jackets, they know that it is way too cold.
Frostbite is cold to death, fight for the country is what I'm told.
Always staying red; spread it through the Eastern [Europe].
U.S., we don't want your money, infiltrate no deeper.
You say it's not your spy plane; lies're getting weaker.
Hammer and a sickle and I'm like ma-ma-ma-mia!
Chorus
Welcome to my Communist Party (party).
Welcome to my Communist Party (party).
Welcome to my Communist Party (party).
Welcome to my Communist Party (party).
Five-year plans on my table, millions sent to their doom.
Prison camps for millions more, you tryna get in too?
Only me and my commies, bring a capitalist or two.
Bodies droppin', government's watching, all in my politburo.
 


Communist Party (A Parody of "House Party" by Meek Mill)

Chorus (Lloyd)
I-I-I can make your plates rock, 
I-I-I can make your plates rock, (world)
I-I-I can make your plates rock,
I-I-I can make your plates rock

First verse (lil' Wayne)
I'm like a composite volcano, 
So many ways I can erupt, 
She's like the thinnest layer; she's my rich in iron crust. 
And now were igneous rocks because we harden by cooling magma, Now she's metamorphic undergoing structural changes from hot pressure. 
I hate to see her explode, but I like to see the minerals she leaves, 
But I keep her compacting and cementing like a sedimentary. 
Cold as the Rockies, hot as mount. Fuji, 
I'm a boundary that conducts cold and hot rock moving.

Second Verse (Gudda Gudda)
I like the way you're earthqauking, if you're a transverse wave.
I'm that outer core. I'm in a liquid state. 
Let's shake the ground and on the Richter scale, we'll make an 8. 
I'll let you be the shear-waves an-an-and I'm the P. 
I'm longitudinal, I move back and forth.
 I'm twice as faster, shear moves perpendicular to the course. 
And from highest to lowest points like a priest to a Porsche.
And I got her location; the epicenter of source.

Chorus
Oh tectonics, I be stuck to you like I'm hooked on phonics.
The waves you produce are quick as sonic.
The plates are moving past the clock.
Call me "Captain Planet", and I can make your plates rock.
I-I-I can make your plates rock.
I-I-I can make your plates rock(world).
I-I-I can make your plates rock.
I-I-I can make your plates rock.

Third verse (Nicki Minaj)
Ok I get it, I'm just part of convection.
 My heat energy circulating around like my affections. 
Hot rock goes up and cold goes in the opposite direction. 
It's like 2012 again, but this is not science fiction. 
I spread like divergent, cut you apart like a surgeon.
Go down like convergent and collide at the surface!
I just go transform and rub against the plates and---
Go San Andreas, but not that type of basis.

Fourth Verse (Drake)
I love your molten rock; hotter than the Sahara. 
I erupted the volcano; "Dante's Peak," Kilauea (Note: Kilauea is a volcano). 
I'm at the lava fountain, but I can't reach the crater. 
Hotter than 1250 degrees Celsius, 
Do you want it now or later? 
I see the lava flow, faster than felsic magma. 
I show her my lava dome, and let the heat entice her. 
She's the inner core, so solid and hotter than fire. 
Oh you're the outer core? I knew you were made out of nickel and iron.

Chorus
Oh tectonics, I be stuck to you like I'm hooked on phonics.
The waves you produce are quick as sonic.
The plates are moving past the clock.
Call me "Captain Planet", and I can make your plates rock.
I-I-I can make your plates rock.
I-I-I can make your plates rock(world).
I-I-I can make your plates rock.
I-I-I can make your plates rock.

Plates Rock (A Parody of "Bed Rock" by Young Money & Lloyd)

Intro
You know, a lot of girls be... thinking my songs are about them.
Just don't get confused... this one is not for you.
Chorus
Baby, you're not my everything; not all I ever wanted.
We can do it really small; smaller than we've ever done it.
You break down on everything; other girls would work on it.
I don't want this forever; I regret whatever's on it.
And she turns me down everytime I hit her up.
I don't understand her,
She just hates my pet duck.
She makes me beg for it, and never gives it up.
And I swear it's like this every single time: I say—
You the, you the worst X4
You're the worst I ever had.
The worst I ever had X4
I say, you the, you the—
First Verse (Heartbreak Jake)
Know you got a doom-mate, don't call me any time of the day.
Put that key into the car and you know I just drive away (YUUURP!)
I won't be over there, shawty I won't waste my fare.
I be avoiding all the spots that you already know is there.
Uhh, and you don't even have to ask once.
You can't have my heart because you treat it like a class dunce.
Always have me thinking that you were the angel of my past light,
Have a guy thinking that he met you in the past fight.
Breath's stinking, hair's frizzy, billing with some make-up on;
That's when you're the prettiest,
I hope you really take it wrong.
You be trippin' when your friends say “why you two ain't going out alone?”
You know that I'm hurtin', I'll be going out with Mrs. Cold.
And she's so blatant in my little room.
Tell me how it's not clean when I sweep it everyday with a broom.
And until you got proof miss,
I'm the one to never get diluted.
Chorus
Baby, you're not my everything; not all I ever wanted.
We can do it really small; smaller than we've ever done it.
You break down on everything; other girls would work on it.
I don't want this forever; I regret whatever's on it.
And she turns me down everytime I hit her up.
I don't understand her,
She just hates my pet duck.
She makes me beg for it, and never gives it up.
And I swear it's like this every single time: I say—
You the, you the worst X4
You're the worst I ever had.
The worst I ever had X4
I say, you the, you the—
Second Verse
Chess, dove games, baby I be on that playlist.
Months spent thinking, “How could I not hate this chick?”
When my talons pop, another bird I cannot pick.
And my little bro too because he got with her sister.
Dragging me impatient girl, you really need a tissue.
She'll just bring breakfast to my room and ask me to just tip too.
She always gets the best of me because I'm too nice and gentle.
My phone ain't got no songs but I can make a phone ring—now please hold.
Like the “Good Times” theme song.
And who told you to steal my ringtone?
Muffled dog love, you're the one I deceive on.
Feeling for affection, you should say sorry and no placebos.
And “Grand Theft Auto” was the last stop.
Every time we play, she run me over like a bad cop.
Hit me in my back and make my 6 star status hot.
All up in your PS3 as soon as your price drops.
Chorus
Baby, you're not my everything; not all I ever wanted.
We can do it really small; smaller than we've ever done it.
You break down on everything; other girls would work on it.
I don't want this forever; I regret whatever's on it.
And she turns me down everytime I hit her up.
I don't understand her,
She just hates my pet duck.
She makes me beg for it, and never gives it up.
And I swear it's like this every single time: I say—
You the, you the worst X4
You're the worst I ever had.
The worst I ever had X4
I say, you the, you the—


Worst I Ever Had (A Parody of "Best I Ever Had" by Drake)

Chorus
Join for the cause,
Maybe make your hands clap.
March into the streets and make your hands clap.
Join for the cause.
Maybe make your hands clap.
March into the streets and make your hands clap.
Let me see you—marchin', marchin', marchin', marchin', marchin', marchin'.
To the “Freedom Land” and—
March in, march in, march in, march in, ma-march in, marchin
March in and just—
First Verse
Uhhhh, march in like you're in the military.
You're a car; you drive in the lobby—you know how to honk, right?
Cool, make it honk, protest way louder than that.
I have confidence when I yap; “Freedom of Speech” got my back.
Yeah, I'm in a restaurant; took a seat; doing sit-ins.
Man, I'm up in Birmingham, Alabama still sittin'.
Man I could've fought back and took a swing; still didn't.
I'll just throw out a few squeals and give into Bill Connor's will¿ (OH NO!)
There we go, nationalism is the task.
Write every civil right except for jingoism on the glass.
Make sure you know it's D-Day, send all of the kids out of class.
Wonder if race would even matter if it was communist in the past, huh?
Chorus
Join for the cause,
Maybe make your hands clap.
March into the streets and make your hands clap.
Join for the cause.
Maybe make your hands clap.
March into the streets and make your hands clap.
Let me see you—marchin', marchin', marchin', marchin', marchin', marchin'.
To the “Freedom Land” and—
March in, march in, march in, march in, ma-march in, marchin
March in and just—


Join For The Cause (A Parody of "Round of Applause Remix" by Waka Flocka & Drake)

First Verse (Heartbreak Jake)
I'm a “Heart-Breaker”, you don't get it do ya?
Past lover's list so long, you'll need a bigger ruler.
Being truthful , but then again, here's a myth:
All the ladies love me like I'm Barney Junior [the purple and green dinosaur].
Tell the cardiologist, my amount of victims grew;
Breaking the hearts of women, way more than a few.
Chest pain, get some Tums before you clog a vein.
Wonder if I'll ever stop this prolonged “Love Game”.
How you feel? How you feel? How you feel?
Twenty-five females and only one male (uhh).
I'm in the hallway and I'm failing myself.
The three of us at least—Yamiles, Marisol and me, ole!
Being promiscuous, we'll holla whenever that stops.
These are our rules, we don't really need a despot.
First law: get a lover and leave them in about three days.
We are THB, while you're all like TBA.
Me, Marisol and Yamiles're in the middle.
Question is: will we ever think about true love and solve the riddle?
Ending relationships, so fast like a cheetah.
In addition to breaking vows and transforming into a cheater.
Aaooooh!! That's how you feel man? That's really how you feel¿
Cause the love is unrequited, although you showed so much zeal.
I mean, maybe you won't, but then again, maybe you will.
We can guarantee that your heart is what we'll steal.
Heart-Breakers, what's up!?
Chorus
Now she wanna go, you already know though.
You Only Love Once; that's the motto, listen, YOLO.
We're about it, everyday, everyday, everday.
“Passing” all our classes; “Hall Americans” of FDA.
Everyday, everyday, from September till after May.
Can't love 'em cause in the end, it's only hate.
Heart-Breakers, what's up!?
Second Verse (Big Brayne)
One, love, forget one lover.
I'm taking ladies out, now duck and cover.
Seven, dates in a week.
Almost got caught in the act, so I clogged the news leak.
It's a trio, and we each dig a ditch.
The hole gets deeper every time we take a hitch.
And if relationships fall, time to make a switch.
And if you're irritated, add a “P” to that itch.
We're hilarious, no clowns.
We're nefarious, no doubt.
No cupid, Fourierism instead.
If we break the code, we'll wind up dead (Yeah).
I'm such a Heart-Breaker.
I must have the love gun;
Peacemaker.
Funny how we always end up in these dramatic situations.
Nothing's funny, it's more like war simulations.
We hop from one person to another, “Leap Frog”.
Woof, woof, woof; “Dog Eat Dog”.
Oh my god Becky, we are such tarts.
Sue me!
Chorus
Now she wanna go, you already know though.
You Only Love Once; that's the motto, listen, YOLO.
We're about it, everyday, everyday, everday.
“Passing” all our classes; “Hall Americans” of FDA.
Everyday, everyday, from September till after May.
Can't love 'em cause in the end, it's only hate.
Heart-Breakers, what's up!?
Chorus
Now she wanna go, you already know though.
You Only Love Once; that's the motto, listen, YOLO.
We're about it, everyday, everyday, everday.
“Passing” all our classes; “Hall Americans” of FDA.
Everyday, everyday, from September till after May.
Can't love 'em cause in the end, it's only hate.
Heart-Breakers, what's up!?


The Heartbreakers (A Parody of "The Motto" by Drake & Lil' Wayne)

Oh My Lord (A Parody of "OMG" by Usher & Will.i.am)

It may just mean something to y'all, but understand something was done for me.
So I'm just sitting here planning to fall...
Man i want this thing to end already! (End already, end already)
I fell of swings back at the park! And telling every girl that I'm so funny!
But I'm always the one who's paying the toll... 
Man, I want this thing to end already! (End already, end already) 

First Verse (Jake)

First name never, nicknamed latest. Like a Pillsbury Dough-boy, 
I ain't nothing to eat everyday with! Started off resourceful, but thanks to all the debators,
My songs cause 3-4 riots on these first day cases! 
The grams just packed on a few pounds, kilo.Our products are 100% guaranteed, placebos.
Pet all 102 Dalmatians and adopt me, Cruella Deville.
If my name was Chucky, I would be a 'Good Guy Doll', "Seed of Evil".
Screech like Simon and Theodore, but still sound like Alvin.
Threw all of my money into the wishing well, no water fountains.
Cable is not the same without the box, less channel countings.
Everybody got a seal, I SWIM WITHOUT ONE!
Yeah... Santa, I'm about my wish-list, breaking all these contractors, 
I'm nearing the naughty distance. 
Every time I come from "Popeye's", people are asking me for a biscuit, 
Instead, I'll put coal in your stockings and tell you "Merry Christmas!"
... No presents.

Chorus

Second Verse (Kenya East)

I used to have good nightmares, big bed, no pee stains.
I stuck my umbrella into the sunlight until the rain drained.
And maybe just wear a nice comfy sweater... So i can make it snow all winter.
Y'all have seen me only act poorly, I need to find my father, lie detector says it's Maury.
When a serial killer shows up, it gets milky, not so gory.
Stepped on a Cheerio, now the old man's heart is broken...
"Charlie's Angels" are giving me the Devil's Prada. 
You would think I tried to destroy the world, raise the levels of aqua.
You would think we'd need some "Bounty", absorbant product.
They said they were down with the new sweater, the kind worn by Mr. Rogers.
Man, you're such a privilege abuser. You didn't even finish your ice cream, "Goofy Goober".
Running up the hill and back, rolling down like Jill and Jack.
Remember when curiosity always killed the cat?
Chasing the "Road Runner" will turn this into a racing track,
All they way around with my Mach 5 and eradicate each lap.
They shifted the gear a little and oh man he passed!
I used to want this thing to end but now I need some cash!

Chorus

Chorus

Fourth Verse (Skittles)

Where'd they go? My Sprite is spilling as I drink this Coke. Bolts they go, 
My brain's cranium is about to explode, boom!
We make him look like Zoro, he';s wondering if he should take that sword and cut, no joke!
Oh no! I'm really broke. His parents just kicked him out onto the snow.
He never really had a chance since the door was never ajar, it's always closed.
They've been baiting patiently for the end of the last stand, now lets take a toast!
No eyes, ears, mouth and nose; only heads, shoulders, knees and toes.
 I want a Benz and a Beamer, but the Bentley was the car that I drove!
The journey to the sun is flighted, you can't turn back once you pilot.
These pair of eyes can see far into your future even though I'm near-sighted.
You're dealing with some fake old heros who stay number one. Well, just call me zero!
Always in the middle, no more riddles, only fast forward, no reminiscing! 
Pay-back for the love beacuse soon it'll just turn into hate.
No Australian accent but I'mma still chase Jack and call you mate.
Not on "Red Bull", but I got that adrenaline rush, adenosine triphosphate. 
You ain't gonna have a fate by the minute's hand that I hour away, so hate (so hate)!


End (A Parody of "Forever" by Drake, Kanye West, Lil' Wayne & Eminem)

The lyric-video is in this link------> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75qjtGhkFdw

Physicist (A Parody of "Rap God" by Eminem)

Picture [Music]  Video------> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwILEk8iFm8
Chorus
I’m in love with Rococo.
I’m in love with Rococo.
In case you didn’t know, know.
I’m in love with Rococo.
I’m in love with Rococo.
I’m in love with Rococo.
In case you didn’t know, know.
I’m in love with Rococo.

First Verse
Bright colors is what is focal.
In case if you didn’t know, know
If you peasant, you a no-show.
These aristocrats be like YOLO.
On adventures like a Go-Pro.
In real life, it’s like so-so.
Giovanni Tiepolo. (A prominent Rococo artist)
You know somethin’, religion grow.

Bridge
Vibrant colors, I got vibrant colors.
Vibrant colors, I got vibrant colors.
Paint the upper-class figures.
Gettin’ monet from the last picture! (Claude Monet reference; Monet sort of sounds like “money”)

Chorus
I’m in love with Rococo.
I’m in love with Rococo.
In case you didn’t know, know.
I’m in love with Rococo.
I’m in love with Rococo.
I’m in love with Rococo.
In case you didn’t know, know.
I’m in love with Rococo.

Second Verse
You forget, just like Cee-Lo. (Reference to Cee-Lo’s “Forget You" song)
You need pastels, make the scene glow.
Lookin’ flashy, just like guidos.
Having fun; see no evil.
It’s that king; Louis-14 yo.
All this green, never see snow.
Intimacy here, between people.
Neo-classcism, is the sequel.

Bridge
Vibrant colors, I got vibrant colors.
Vibrant colors, I got vibrant colors.
Paint the upper class figures.
Gettin’ monet from the last picture!

Chorus
I’m in love with Rococo.
I’m in love with Rococo.
In case you didn’t know, know.
I’m in love with Rococo.
I’m in love with Rococo.
I’m in love with Rococo.
In case you didn’t know, know.
I’m in love with Rococo.

Rococo (A Parody of "Coco" by O.T. Genasis)

The lyric-video is here (it is better to see the lyrics to more clearly see my play on words/puns)-----v https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS7DIkhalAY

Wet Dreamz McKoy's Remix

The instrumental is from Big L's "Flamboyant". I made this song using poems I previously wrote for females. The lyric-video is in this link-----> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS8OAVEmsA4
Verse I
It must be Coulomb's Law because when I look into your eyes,
I feel some electrostatics.
My love stretches miles for you;
Call me Mr. Fantastic.
Lets have a “Head-on collision”,
I'm talking about COMPLETELY INELASTIC.
Your beauty is suffocating,
Like someone's head covered in plastic.
Ever heard of “Drop Dead Gorgeous”?
I should put you in a casket.
But enough about looks; there's a larger domain in your bracket.
So many times I felt like Kanye West & Jay-Z—“Gotta Have it”.
Although you laugh really loud,
I enjoy all the racket.
At the same time, you're funny,
A tisket, a tasket.
It's just something new everyday;
“Go-go Gadget!”
I can be 12 Years a Love Slave;
No need for Brad Pitt.
I only need to find the key to your heart,
Let me get a blacksmith.
Just take little by little,
Like governments’ income taxes.
Forget the other guys,
You already know they were practice!
We can share my world;
You're the only one that's on my atlas.
Lloyd lays your head on pillow,
Well, I can lay you on the whole mattress.
No need for roleplay,
You already got the face of an actress.
Those lines were vulgar, I know;
Now I need to see a Baptist.
Did I escape your heart,
Or do I continue to be a captive?
You must be full of electrons,
Because you're so damn attractive!
And I mean that in the most positive way;
I call it being proactive.
So will you be mine?
Or leave me out to decay¿
Radioactive...

Chorus
The Real McKoy!
A smooth kid that is unlike any other.
The Real McKoy!
Jumeel McKoy is too advanced for y’all.
The Real McKoy,
I’m the realest of the realest of the real
The Real McKoy!
Jumeel McKoy is too advanced for y’all.
.
Verse II
Here’s for the ladies and I mean all!.
Why don’t we just act like molecules and bang against the wall
---- of our container.
This time when I pick you up, we won’t fall!
Stop frontin’ and putting up these fire-walls before my hard-drive go ‘Microsoft’! (Clever wordplay)
And don’t worry,
I won’t write a song about your @$$.
But when I see it in them leggings, I just wanna find the mass,
Accelerate it up and down;
Now I feel the force when you “Bring it Back”.
Next, Lets test the third law when I give it a little smack.
I’m just saying that if you were an equation, then I would wanna ‘do’ the math.
But enough of that,
I must make a romantic pause.
I’m just in need of some love
like Tin Man from the Wizard of Oz.
I’ve grown courage to tell you this;
The lion finally got his claws.
“Now, if I only had a brain!”
But we all know men think with their balls.
And hey, I’m not being a clown.
I’ve showered you with so many metaphors that I hope you don’t drown.
I love “____(blank)____";
Please insert pronoun. (you)
You ain’t really mess with me way back then,
But girl, “How ‘Bout Now”? (Drake reference)
Girl, “How ‘Bout Now"?

Chorus
The Real McKoy!
A smooth kid that is unlike any other.
The Real McKoy!
Jumeel McKoy is too advanced for y’all.
The Real McKoy,
I’m the realest of the realest of the real
The Real McKoy!
Jumeel McKoy is too advanced for y’all..

The Lost Poems I

The instrumental is by "Killing Spree X LWDGNG" on YouTube.
Killing Spree X LWDGNG's channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2QwV2OnXpB1QivLwSNm85Q

Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oexdt-dBuOM

The Youtube Version of Onii-Chan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNXGoLrtTlE

Lyrics:
Chrous
She wants a (Onii-chan),
She needs a (Onii-chan),
I can be her (Onii-chan),

She wants a (Onii-chan),
She needs a (Onii-chan),
I can be her (Onii-chan),
You see him (Onii-chan).

First Verse
I’m real and a legend, 
You can call me David Crocket.
She said that she wants to share space,
So I put her in a rocket.
I keep her highly safe, 
So tall that no one else can top it.
Only “moe”, when I see her;
I guess that is why they’re called “ai (愛)” sockets.
If I were British, my pockets would be obese;
So many pounds in my wallet.
It’s simple economics;
More revenue means a higher profit.
But for my ladies, there’s no cost;
If you want it, then I got it.
Getting fly at the mall with no care;
Call that “auto-pilot”.

Second Verse
Just so you know, 
I ain’t only talking about Imoutos.
I’m hollering at them ladies who are currently rolling solo.
It’s the Real McKoy,
Just in case you don’t see the logo.
And I wanna put a ring on it;
Something like Sam and Frodo.
Misogynistic and romantic lyrics,
Got you speechless like a chokehold.
You’re the final piece to my puzzle.
You’ve transformed me, Yugi Moto.
She always opens up to me, 
Like the layer of the ozone.
Remember, I’ll keep making it rain, 
As long as you keep it shaking like a snow globe.

Chrous
She wants a (Onii-chan),
She needs a (Onii-chan),
I can be her (Onii-chan),

She wants a (Onii-chan),
She needs a (Onii-chan),
I can be her (Onii-chan),
You see him (Onii-chan).

She wants a (Onii-chan),
She needs a (Onii-chan),
I can be her (Onii-chan),

She wants a (Onii-chan),
She needs a (Onii-chan),
I can be her (Onii-chan),
You see him (Onii-chan).

[Noteworthy Imoutos]
Kotori Itsuka
Kirino Kousaka
Kobato Hasegawa
Shizuku Kurogane
Yuuko Kanda
Elsie de Rux Ima
Komachi Hikigaya

Chrous
She wants a (Onii-chan),
She needs a (Onii-chan),
I can be her (Onii-chan),

She wants a (Onii-chan),
She needs a (Onii-chan),
I can be her (Onii-chan),
You see him (Onii-chan).

She wants a (Onii-chan),
She needs a (Onii-chan),
I can be her (Onii-chan),

She wants a (Onii-chan),
She needs a (Onii-chan),
I can be her (Onii-chan),
You see him (Onii-chan).



Onii Chan #TeamImouto

The instrumental was made by Mean Sk.
Mean Sk's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTyJU2TmeRWV9jvAG1DMPWg
Lyrics:

[Stanza 1]
You never want to cross me, 
It’s like getting hit by a Chevy.
I break jaws to break jaw breakers between me and many.
But the more “Jaws” I break,
The less sharks coming after my belly.
“We’re gonna need a bigger plate”, 
Because all them other fish are jelly!

[Stanza 2]
I’m a fox, and what does he say?
Swiper-swipe more green than a beaver.
And “It Won’t Stop”, as if I was Sevyn Streeter.
But I always stay on the sidewalk, 
Bcause being in the middle is such a squeezer.
And that’s more juice for me.
The deal couldn’t be any sweeter.

[Stanza 3]
Got a main chick with an attitude like Sarah,
But a beauty like Naz.
And a couple of Kankers.
What can I say?
I love taking out the trash.
And they’re recycled, “Back to Back”.
I’m so eco-friendly, that I am always up for the task.

[Stanza 4]
Self-made like Rolf, 
Farming my crops for the youthless.
Planting them money trees to hang people on them; 
No nooses.
Everybody’s mad that I can flow because I look like I can be one of the Stooges.
Remember, I’m a jaw breaker,
So keep biting me and you’re gonna end up toothless!

[Stanza 5]
When I roll out,
 I be cruisin’ like I’m Kevin.
In a Tesla, so it ‘shocks’ everyone.
Electric field with an engine.
Magnetic fields pull women in; 
Hit and run.
Called driving reckless.
I’m a dork for that, I know.
But more brain leaves them ladies pleasant.

[Stanza 6]
I advise you run and cower;
Scared just like Jimmy.
Just plank like Plank,
And stay Silento, watchin’ me.
I took so much green
That you can only be blue with envy.
The Real McKoy; “You’ll know when it’s real”.
I’m a burger bought from Wendy’s.

[Stanza 7]
All money storms in my forecast. 
Did I mention the rain was heavy?
It’s best to stay inside because them employee strikes are deadly!
And I hear Johnny in the back saying, “how could you possibly forget me!?”
Strong and smart like Ed and Edd,
¡But I’m witty like I’m Eddy!



Ed Edd 'N Eddy Remix

The instrumental is by "Killing Spree X LWDGNG" on Youtube.
Lyrics Video -----> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6m150UOrAM

Stanza I
It's been quite a while, and I'm feeling kind of lonely.
I'm here, waiting to catch your attention like a goalie.
But when I hit you up, you hide.
Whack-a-mole; holy moley.
Just know that when I see you, I just need and want you to only---

Chorus
Hold me x6
Nothing's like before.
(Need you to) hold me.
(Want you to) hold me.
(Just) hold me.
Nothing's like before!

Just know that----

Regardless of warnings, the future does not scare me at all! x2

Nothing's like before!
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me.
(Just know that) Simple and clean is the way tht you're making me.

Stanza II
Girl, I'd want you to switch to soccer, 
Cause I know that you're a "keeper".
But I'm left in the text messages waiting for a reply like a creeper.
I told you that I wanted to "tie the knot",
And I'm not talking about any sneakers.
So, I went and got the Ring Pop and slid it across your index finger.
Just know that---

Chorus
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me.
(Just know that) simple and clean is the way that you're making me
Feel x6

Stanza III
You're my thoughts all summer,
You give me the could shoulder like it's winter.
Instead of recycling my love,
All you want to do is litter.

I thought I was the leader of your heart,
But you unfollow just like Twitter.
To me, you were canon to the story,
But I guess I was just a filler.

You know it's the Real McKoy.
And it doesn't get any realer.
I stopped holding and let all loose in this song to express my feelers.

If this was Pokémon, my mixtape would replace the attack "ember".
Hopefully, your memory will exercise and jog,
And you'll finally remember how to-----

Chorus
Hold me x3
Nothing's like before.
(Need you to) hold me.
(Want you to) hold me.
(Just hold) me.
Nothing's like before!

(Need you to) hold me.
(Want you to) hold me.
(Just hold) me.
Nothing's like before!

When you walk away, you don't hear me say, "Please, oh baby, don't go!" x2

Just know that---
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me
(Just know that)
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me

Feel x6

Hold me...

Feel x 6

The Real McKoy II

Simple & Clean (McKoy's Remix)

The lyric video is on Youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHqWU4H05DE

The instrumental is by Natsu Fuji.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vARWMhM3OU4

In this song, I rap in English, Spanish, Chinese (Mandarin) and German

English Translation:

------------------------------------------ 
First Verse 
-------------------------------------------- 
Yeah, 
So many ladies used to break my heart.
 There's more fish in the sea, 
But I always jump the shark. And all of my women got more curves than an ark. 
Class is in session, so you listen when I talk.
 You're blackboards; get your bodies outlined in chalk. 
I'm always in forward gear, while you're all stuck in park. 
I got an easy button; all I push is "Start". 
I got a large bite, so I never need to bark.
 ----------------------------------- 
Second Verse (Spanish)
------------------------------------ 
We always have all of the money. 
Cold and hard; I call it "The Ice". 
Therefore, I am never scared.
 I am real, so I can stay in any town. 
Everybody listens to what I said.
 I'll also listen, just tell me. I lift them up without a propeller. 
But if you are enemies, I hope that you are sad.
 --------------------------------- 
Third Verse (Chinese)
--------------------------------- 
I study Chemical Engineering, 
But I write Chinese characters everyday, 
They are better than me? No way! I have a big house. 
Before, the ladies did not like me. 
But now, I am on their mind. The ladies often tell me,
 "Please come over and play." 
It's very easy; and not too hard.
 ------------------------------ 
Verse IV (German)
------------------------------- 
Yeah, It is The Real McKoy. 
I know a little bit of Chinese and German. 
I have always rapped in the game, 
I have always danced with nice rhymes and flows. 
"The Realest of the Real", they have always said. 
All through the morning and through the night, 
Money will always be made by me. 
I brought it all for my mother. ------------------------------------------------------------------ 
 Thank you for listening.

Waiting Room (McKoy's Remix)

This is a remix of Famous Dex's "Japan" song. I decided to actually try and rap in Japanese. The lyric video is on YouTube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7WMh7hnMOI

Thank you, for listening.

The Real McKoy

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