Goat Master

Sailor

Relive

Nigerian version of Man's Not Hot by Big Shaq.

Lyrics:

[Intro]
Yo, Big Josh, the one and only
Man is hot, Nigerian heat y'all
Ah yay Boom

A plus B times C equals Z--thats not quick maths,
Everyday man dey go work, no peace
See a man with my girl. That man is a fucker,
When my cane go thwack thwack thwack, that man be running
Vote PDP, we losing money
Vote APC, we get Buhari
I go go go mama put
Ask her for fried rice 
No fried rice, so I buy akara
On on on on the road, drinking zobo
With my bro
Walking in slow Mo
I see a fine girl then I pose 
If she don't feel me, I move (hah!)
Look at her clothes
Ashewo, clothes be like those of hoes

[Chorus]
I tell her man is hot, I tell her man is hot
My mom told me, "keep on your jacket"
I said, "Mom! Man is hot"
I tell her man is hot
I tell her man is hot
My mom told me, "keep on your jacket"
I said, "Mom! Man is hot"

[Verse 2]
Hop out the four-door to buy kpomo
With my best friend named Lolo
Going to buy mamador,
My dad's not forty four
And he's still chewing his kpomo
Let him know
When I get home
I'm gonna cook okro
Fry plantain by force 
Soak garri by force
My mom knows I don't like chores
Stupid chores
No chores
Why chores?
Yo, boom, ah

[Refrain]
 The ting goes skrrrahh 
Pap, pap, ka-ka-ka 
Skidiki-pap-pap 
And a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun 
Poom, poom, you don' know

[Chorus]
I tell her man is hot, I tell her man is hot
My mom told me, "keep on your jacket"
I said, "Mom! Man is hot" 
I tell her man is hot
I tell her man is hot
My mom told me, "keep on your jacket"
I said, "Mom! Man is hot."

[Bridge]
Man is always so hot
Perspiration ting
Sweat effect
You didn't hear me, did you?
Use hanky
Clean face
And everyday, don't forget it 


[Refrain]
 The ting goes skrrrahh 
Pap, pap, ka-ka-ka 
Skidiki-pap-pap 
And a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom 
Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun 
Poom, poom, you don' know

[Outro]

"Man Is Hot" (Nigerian Parody of Man's Not Hot)

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(Sorry for the glitchy parts)

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