the scary jokes - demo

April Fools

Apple Pie

Pink Smoke

A Mannequin Adrift

Toynbee Tiles

Icicles

Blood From the Concrete

In a Bitter Syrup

Feelin' So Matryoshka

Catabolic Seed

Friends With You

A Night at the Movies

Pleasure Cruise

everybody needs a friend (demo)

Idiot Us

Mercy, Find Me Here

Is That Me??

Unsee Yourself

It's Still In the Mirror

Cat City Vol. 1 - "White Rabbit" // the scary jokes // FULL EP

bets against the void

when your walls go up i hope that theyre mirrored
so you can serve your sentence
with somebody sympathetic

darling youre a hack but its charming when you crack yourself up
but everybody knows what you go to
to keep yourself together

alone at the end of the day
sync your thoughts with the highway song
fall asleep with the tv on

sylvia you know i just wanna stay close to you
oh no, there you go again

sylvia my love there is just so much i can do
for you
after all im just a friend

its a shame, nowadays all your friends have become such a drag
they make you feel like a running gag
"sylvias just a dying fad"

your minds at a fever pitch temperatures rising
those ghosts in the rearview are so tantalizing

sylvia you say that the moon is your only friend
but shes a b*tch and she dont listen
when you cry

sylvia my love there is just so much i can do
for you
after all im just a friend

Sylvia's Just A Dying Fad

full disclosure - i am a monster
a creature of despair! not that that should be a cause for concern :)
if theres one thing ive learned in all my years here
its that despair is less abundant in those who understand
how to plant their hearts in community gardens

youll be fine, you honeycomb
who could ever hurt you? who could be so cold?
youll be fine, oh honeypie
who could ever hurt you? who could be so unkind?

the culmination of mans mistakes came the day
the sun ran so hot, it turned the desert to glass
if theres something to be learned from all these LOSERS...
its that the price that you pay for arrogance and a false sense of immunity
is to face the wrath of a dying star

youll be fine you honeycomb
who could ever hurt you? who could be so cold?
youll be fi-i-ine, oh honeypie
who could ever hurt you? who could be so unkind?

the years have been hard on this lonely heart
(if you wanna know the truth)
theres no more community gardens...
so i guess i'll have to settle for you.

Community Gardens

burn pygmalion

no leverage/no pleasure

Sylvias Just A Dying Fad

Pygmalion

Community Gardens (Single) - The Scary Jokes ft. Louie Zong - BURN PYGMALION!!!

~*~ ALBUM OUT 1/1/19 ~*~

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