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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY djkaktus:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2316

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of the Agent was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr.
The Voice was provided by Christian Jasper.
The voice of Dr. Harrison was provided by Brittany Carlton.

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Sound Credits

"Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]
"Chair on Tiles - Fast.wav" by PsychoPancake of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0]
"Channel Offset Triple Beep Cleaner.wav" by shimsewn of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]
"Sensor Beeps.wav" by nebyoolae of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]

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SCP-2316 - Field Trip

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Yossipossi:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-5001

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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Sound Credits

"Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]

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SCP-5001 - Sacrosanct

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR (REWRITTEN BY NekoChris):
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093-blue-test
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093-green-test
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093-violet-test
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093-yellow-test
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093-red-test
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093-recovered-materials

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

AUDIO PLAY BY Joshua Alan Lindsay.

NOTE: Please excuse the audio quality of the narration. Given that it is still perfectly understandable we felt it more important to go ahead and finally release the episode than take even more time to go back and edit the lengthy narration again from scratch. We know exactly what went wrong and may fix it at a later date. We hope this does not detract from your enjoyment of the episode.

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of Control was provided by Brittany Carlton.
The voice of D-20384 was provided by Martin Taylor.
The voice of D-54493 was provided by Rosie Forrest.
The voice of D-84930 was provided by Lee Daniel.
The voice of Dr. Allen was provided by Christian Jasper.
The voice of Service Technician Harris was provided by Russell Forbes.
The voice of Agent Irby was provided by Breck Wilhite.
The voice of Agent Halifax was provided by Oktober Crow.
The voice of Agent Repton was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr.
The voice of Agent Detroit was provided by Spera Crinis.
The voice of Technician █████ was provided by Lisa Hogan.
The voice of Technician Michaels was provided by Xtina Pierstomlin.
The voice of Dr. █████ was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The strange voice in the static was provided by Lee Daniel.
Creature vocalizations provided by Breck Wilhite.

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Sound Credits

The extensive sound credits for this episode can be found here: www.scpdatapodcast.com/sound-credits/scp-093

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SCP-093 - Red Sea Object

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY Dr Dan:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-096
www.scp-wiki.net/document-096-1
www.scp-wiki.net/incident-096-1-a

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

AUDIO PLAY BY Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of Dr. Dan was provided by Lee Daniel.
The voice of the Complainant was provided by Christian Jasper.
The voice of SCP-096 was provided by Jacquelyn Deshchidn.
The voice of Capt. █████████ was provided by Lisa Hogan.
The voice of D-9031 was provided by Kendra ‘Izzy’ Murray.
The voice of the Control Booth Operator was provided by Spera Crinis.
The voice of the Technician was provided by Oktober Crow.
The voice of O5-1 was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of O5-█ was provided by Oktober Crow.
The voice of the Security Team Captain was provided by Lee Daniel.
The voice of ER-A was provided by Edward Zimbelman.
The voice of Dr. Oleksei was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr.
The voice of the MTF-T-1 operative was provided Martin Taylor.
The voice of Big Brother was provided by Brittany Carlton.
The Unknown Voice over loudspeaker was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr.
The voice of Maj. Jack Wilford was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of CMSgt. ████ was provided by Breck Wilhite.
The voice of the Reporter was provided by Angela Gimlin.
The voice of the MTF-E-1 operative was provided by Russell Forbes.
The voice of the Junior Researcher was provided by Xtina Pierstomlin.

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Sound Credits

The extensive sound credits for this episode can be found here: www.scpdatapodcast.com/sound-credits/scp-096

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The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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SCP-096 - The "Shy Guy"

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Mortos:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3008

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voices of the Database and the man in the recording were provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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Sound Credits

"Hammering Nails.wav" by Benboncan of Freesound.org

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The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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SCP-3008 - A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old IKEA

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY kabu:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-136

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of Dr. Meyers was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr..

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Sound Credits

"Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]

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The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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SCP-136 - Naked Doll

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Nagiros:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-139

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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Sound Credits

"air-conditioning_hotel-room.mp3" by geodylabs of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]
"Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]
"Scifi Alarm x3.wav" by Cell31_Sound_Productions of Freesound.org [CC BY 4.0]

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The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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SCP-139 - All Eyes On Lucian 👁

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AssertiveRoland:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-140

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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SCP-140 - An Incomplete Chronicle

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Lumancer:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-142

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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SCP-142 - One-Armed Bandit

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY SnakeoilSage:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1461

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of Mr. █████ ██████ was provided by Lee Daniel.

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Sound Credits

"COM Static Record Player Needle Down Scratchy Surface Noise Static PSE ETS 0i M37.wav" by Richard King / PSE

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The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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SCP-1461 - House Of The Worm

An SCP Tale by SnakeoilSage:
www.scp-wiki.net/the-worm

Features SCP-1461:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1461

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of Mr. █████ ██████ was provided by Lee Daniel.

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Sound Credits

The extensive sound credits for this episode can be found here:
www.scpdatapodcast.com/sound-credits/the-worm

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The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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SCP Tales, Episode 14 - "The Worm" [SCP-1461]

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Kain Pathos Crow AND VARIOUS AUTHORS:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-143
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-143-testing-log

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of the researcher was provided by Brittany Carlton.
The voice of SCP-890 was provided by Breck Wilhite.

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Sound Credits

"Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]

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The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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SCP-143 - The Bladewood Grove

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY FritzWillie:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-144

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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SCP-144 - Tibetan Rope to Heaven

Content Warning: Mention of torture; mention of sexual assault as torture (no details given)

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Cinder:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-145

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of Dr. ██████ was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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Sound Credits

"Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]

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The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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SCP-145 - Man-Absorbing Phone

Content Warning: Brief description of suicide (minimal detail); self-harm mention.

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Skali Sharpnose:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-146

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of Professor Skali █████████ was provided by Christian Jasper.

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Sound Credits

"Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]

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The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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SCP-146 - Bronze Head of Shame

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Tufto:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4005

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of Dr. Martha Hardcastle was provided by Kendra ‘Izzy’ Murray.
The voice of Dr. Fatima Mahmoud was provided by Ilham Kedider.

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Sound Credits

"Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]
"Door - Sci-Fi - Door Alt 01.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE
"FEET Hmn High Heels Fast Pace Walk Tile Hard Surface PSE FTS 8 Oxdn.wav" by Red Hook / PSE
"Gear - movement_variations_01.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE
"Home Phone Keypad Sound.aiff" by JZProductions of Freesound.org [CC BY 4.0]

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The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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SCP-4005 - The Holy and Heavenly City of Fabled China

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CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL...
SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Michael Atreus:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2718

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

The adapted audio play was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of the MTF Operative was provided by Oktober Crow.
The voice of Agent Jackson was provided by Christian Jasper.
The voice of Agent Andrews was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of the Technician was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr.
The voice of O5-7 was provided by Dr. Sharon Mabry.
The voice of O5-11 was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of the Sergeant was provided by Martin Taylor.
The voice of the Specialist was provided by Lisa Hogan.
The voice of the Captain was provided by Dr. George Mabry.

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Sound Credits

"air-conditioning_hotel-room.mp3" by geodylabs of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]
"AMBRoom_Basement Room Tone Small Ventilation Low Tone_PSE_GEN5_dYMCv.wav" by Sonomar Inc. / PSE
"AMBRoom_Commercial Office Hallway Room Tone_PSE_GEN5_j8ArX.wav" by Eric Mooney / PSE
"Battering Ram - Impact 4.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE
"be advised.wav" by tim.kahn of Freesound.org [CC BY 4.0]
"BLLTShel_Bullet Casings Drop_PSE_OE_VlhPW.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L Anderson / PSE
"Bullet Impact Body BW.54393.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE
"BulletImpactHuman S08WA.575.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE
"Diana F+.wav" by floriangeyer of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]
"Energy - small device on-off-03.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE
"Gear - movement_walking_01.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE
"Home Phone Keypad Sound.aiff" by JZProductions of Freesound.org [CC BY 4.0]
"M4A1 - Burst Shot - Long - Interior.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE
"M4A1 - Burst Shot - Medium - Interior.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE
"M4A1 - Burst Shot - Short - Interior.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE
"M4A1 - Single Shot - Interior 01.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE
"METLImpt_Bullet Shells Drop on Floor Multiple_PSE_GEN_C2EF912D.wav" by Saro Sahihi / PSE
"Multiple_Swishes_Very_Fast_Airy_Whooshes_OCP-1506-075-04.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE
"Scifi Alarm x3.wav" by Cell31_Sound_Productions of Freesound.org [CC BY 4.0]
"snare police radio over beep.wav" by FlyinEye of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]

All other sounds are original to this production or in the Public Domain.

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The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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SCP-2718 - What Happens After

This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Bazingler. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase.

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CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL...
SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY CadaverCommander:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1233

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of Bob Parson was provided by Breck Wilhite.
The voice of SCP-1233 was provided by Lee Daniel.

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Sound Credits

"Alert4.mp3" by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]
"AMBUrbn_City Streets Ext Downtown Light Traffic_PSE_SCCTS_01_021_MULTI_D.wav" by Sonomar Inc. / PSE
"Battering Ram - Impact 4.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE
"CarsSkids.BBC.ECD45d.wav" by BBC / PSE
"CrashWallCracks BW.17600.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE
"CrashWallDebris BW.17581.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE
"CRASH THRU BRKWALL O1 CS.wav" by Clack / PSE
"Crowd Panic Short Bursts of Small Group OCP-0489-21-01.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE
"dirt_debris_falling_lite_multiple_01.wav" by Soundrangers / PSE
"MonsterGiantFootstep_SFXB.1418.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE
"Plastic being rubbed against itself while there is food inside.wav" by Zamazan of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0]
"sh_shop_door_bell_openclose.wav" by shall555 of Freesound.org [CC BY 4.0]
"Stone Hit Crash 133.wav" by SoundBits / PSE
"TrafficJamHornHonks ZA02.546.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE
"Vending Machine Door ODC-0019-489.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE

All other sounds are original to this production or in the Public Domain.

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The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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SCP-1233 - The Lunatic

Content Warning: Mentions of filmed instances of rape, torture, genital mutilation, and other extremely violent acts (no details given); mention of suicide (no details given).

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Eberstrom:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-147

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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Sound Credits

"Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]

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The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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SCP-147 - Anachronistic Television

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Lt Masipag, REWRITTEN BY Communism will win:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-148

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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Sound Credits

"Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]

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The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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SCP-148 - The "Telekill" Alloy

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Arlecchino:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-149

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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SCP-149 - The Blood Flies

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY The Raven, A Random Day, and Decibelles:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-150

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of Dr. Harlan Sun was provided by Brittany Carlton.
The voice of Dr. Wendy Robin was provided by Spera Crinis.
The voice of Dr. Alex Harlow was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr.
The voice of D-016002 was provided by Lisa Hogan.

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Sound Credits

"Abstract Ambiences 04-Layer 01 Hollow-Rumble-Telemetry.wav" by SoundBits / PSE
"Glass-ThickGlassBeakerMugCu.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE
"GOREOoze_Slimey through Pulsating Goo Movements Goop_PSE_GEN_539381E1.wav" by Colin Lechner / PSE
"Knife Pick Up BW.14847.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE
"Machines-HospitalHeartMonit.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE
"MACHMed_Dentists Drill_PSE_OE_jRFNe.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L Anderson / PSE
"MonsterEatFlesh SFXB.1410.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE
"Oxygen Tank Mask BW.4538.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE
"SurgeryInstruments SFXB.550.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE
"Tools-KnifePickUp&ThrownDow.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE
"zombie_slurp_brains_03.wav" by Soundrangers / PSE

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The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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SCP-150 - Ship of Theseus

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Agent Thornsmith:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-151

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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SCP-151 - The Painting

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY MalcolmMacLean:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-152

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of O5-█ was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of Dr. Jansen was provided by Martin Taylor.

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The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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SCP-152 - Book of Endings



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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Quikngruvn:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-153

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of Dr. Kovalanskaya was provided by Lisa Hogan.

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The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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SCP-153 - Drain Worms

Content Warning: Depictions of dysphoria, transphobia, and abuse.

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Cubeseer:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-8801

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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Sound Credits

"Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]
"ComputerGlitchStatic SFXB.3611.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE
"PE Static BW.40045.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE

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The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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SCP-8801 - I Do Not Regret My Unreal Time

An SCP Tale by Captain Kirby:
www.scp-wiki.net/in-the-clutches-of-life

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the narrator was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of Dr. Joyce Michaels was provided by Oktober Crow.
The voice of George Michaels was provided by Lee Daniel.
The voice of the Nurse was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr.
The voice of Capt. Eric Michaels was provided by Christian Jasper.
The voice of Pvt. Turner was provided by Martin Taylor.
The voice of Niklo Gerdinel was provided by Jerry Maynard.

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Sound Credits

The extensive sound credits for this episode can be found here:
www.scpdatapodcast.com/sound-credits/in-the-clutches-of-life

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Original music by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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End of Death, Episode 1 - "In The Clutches Of Life"

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Kain Pathos Crow:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-154

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay.

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SCP-154 - Offensive Bracelets

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-002

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SCP-002 - The "Living" Room

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY AdminBright AND VARIOUS CONTRIBUTORS:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-050
www.scp-wiki.net/document-050

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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Relevant SCP Definitions:

www.scp-wiki.net/scp-705
SCP-705 is 5 ounces of sentient, “self-molding” Play-Doh™. It is incredibly violent and militaristic, often molding itself into minuscule armies armed with fully functional——though completely harmless——automatic weaponry. Any mundane modeling compound of a similar color to SCP-705 which comes into contact with it will take on its anomalous properties and join forces with it.

www.scp-wiki.net/scp-231
SCP-231 is known to Foundation personnel as requiring in its containment procedures morally repugnant and psychologically traumatizing acts. Personnel leaving the SCP-231 project are always offered amnestics to forget the experience.

www.scp-wiki.net/scp-173
SCP-173 is an animate sculpture which can move only when not in direct line of sight. It is extremely hostile and will attack by snapping the neck or by strangulation if line of sight is broken.

www.scp-wiki.net/scp-447
SCP-447 is a green, spongy sphere which constantly excretes a viscous greenish slime. This slime has a variety of useful properties, but it must not, under any circumstances, come into contact with a dead body.

www.scp-wiki.net/scp-732
SCP-732 is a force or entity which corrupts electronic information, first discovered scrambling Foundation records into its own self-insert fan-fiction ramblings.

www.scp-wiki.net/scp-637
SCP-637 is a psychic organism described as a black cat, which subsists in the mind of SCP-637-2, an elderly woman named Margie. It is capable of residing for several minutes as a drawn item on paper, and will then take up residence in the mind of any sapient organism who views it. Though Margie shows affection for SCP-637, it appears to cause great distress to any other mind that hosts it.

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of O5-█ was provided by Toby Crow.
The voice of Dr. Bright was this time provided by Brittany Carlton.
The voice of Project Director Jones was provided by Raymond Duke.
The voice of SCP-732 was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr.

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Sound Credits

"Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]

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SCP-050 - To The Cleverest

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY Kain Pathos Crow AND DrClef:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-076
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-076-2

License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of Dr. Arthur █. █████ was provided by Christian Jasper.
The voice of Dr. Pamela G████ was provided by Brittany Carlton.
The voice of the interviewer was provided by Raymond Duke.
The voice of SCP-076-2 was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of General ██████ Bowe was provided by Lee Daniel.
The voice of O5-█ was provided by Oktober Crow.

Special thanks to Mareike Sattler for finding sources and providing advice to help our efforts in translating the lines of SCP-076-2's dialogue into a Sumerian/Akkadian hybrid that worked for our purposes.

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Sound Credits

"Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0]

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SCP-076 - "Able"

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SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRIES BY Zaeyde:
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-087
www.scp-wiki.net/document-087-i
www.scp-wiki.net/document-087-ii
www.scp-wiki.net/document-087-iii

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The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay.
The voice of the Dr. ██████ was provided by Breck Wilhite.
The voice of D-8432 was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr.
The voice of D-9035 was provided by Christian Jasper.
The voice of D-9884 was provided by Brittany Carlton.
The voice of the Child was provided by Spera Crinis.

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Sound Credits

"Bigfoot Heart.wav” by InSintesi of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered
"Cracking/Crunching, A.wav" by InspectorJ of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0], altered
"Demon_Mirror_Stress_with_Deep_Groan_Cracking_ODY-1391-039" by Mark Mangini & Richard L. Anderson / PSE, altered
"Rock_Movement_ODY-0233-074.wav" by Mark Mangini & Richard L. Anderson / PSE, altered

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SCP-087 - The Stairwell

Experience the SCP Foundation’s database of dangerous and perplexing phenomena in this immersive audio adaption of the long-running collaborative horror fiction series, featuring both its early writings (presented in numerical order) and other, later works.

The voice of the Database is Joshua Alan Lindsay. The extended voice cast includes Brittany Carlton, Spera Crinis, Oktober Crow, Lee Daniel, Lisa Hogan, Christian Jasper, Kendra 'Izzy' Murray, Romeo Rosales, Jr., Martin Taylor, and Breck Wilhite.

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