Six years after she was forced to leave her workplace, namely the bar “Lisa Del LesBo”, Laurette “wide Open” Onkelinx was still struggling to find a decent job. Back then, the Evil Fortis Empire accused her of being responsible for the worldwide lesbian outburst, causing a huge decline of evil sperm production in the testicles of the notables of the Empire. Nowadays she makes her money by flashing her big O on the hit show “Lekker Live”.
 
But when wandering through the vast deserts an epiphany came to her. She suddenly realized she had to open a new club in the centre of the Fortis Empire, spreading a message of love, life and disco (preferably nu-disco). With the assistance of Nebby N and Ridge F, two Lovegods and safeguards of the hip and the funky, she opened a club, called The Pussy Shaved Like Elio’s Bowtie, that soon became the beacon of lesbianism. As soon as the Empire noticed this wave, a legion commanded by Marianne Thyssen was send to break down this debauchery. Yet, Laurette’s big O was too powerful and immediately evaporated the CD&amp;V sympathizers. Another blow after the disappointing election results.
 
“Well now, I get low and I get high
And if I can't get either I really try.
Got the wings of heaven on my shoes 
I'm a flashing lesbian and I just can't lose.”﻿
 
TRACKLIST
Yeasayer – Madder Red (The Golden Filter Remix)
Ron Hardy – Sensations
In Flagranti – Business Acumen (Holy Ghost! Cover Version)
Admiral Freebee – My Hippie Ain’t Hip (Harvey Remix)
Simon Baker – Plastik (Todd Terje Türkatech Remix)
Keane – Clear Skies (Villa Dub)
Crystal Fighters – In The Summer (Streetlife Deejays Remix)
The Bee Gees – Staying Alive
 
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Episode 8: Staying Lesbian

Have you ever wondered what the result will be when you blend Justice, Leo Tolstoj, Soulwax, Hugo Claus, Les Petits Pilous, Albert Camus, Tiga, J.M. Coetzee, Front 242, Willy Vandersteen, LFO, Philip Roth, Donna Summer, George Steiner, Daft Punk, Edgar Allen Poe, James Holden, that skinny guy who wrote the Bible, Robert Palmer, Stephen King, Late Of The Pier, Gerard Walschap, Modeselektor, Tennessee Williams, A-Trak and George Lucas? The answer: "THE ADVENTURES OF THE SHOUTING LESBIAN".

THE RIDGE F & NEBBY N EXPLOITATION and EPBJ brings you a new, groundbreaking multi-disciplinary format, combining the best elements of LITERATURE and MUSIC. In The adventures of the Shouting Lesbian, RIDGE F tells the story of a very powerful, yet unreliable and very loud girl. With this THE RIDGE F & NEBBY N EXPLOITATION offers you the opportunity to boogie your ass off, while reading at the same time a real literary masterpiece.

The Shouting Lesbian

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