LIKE ANIMALS

THEY SAY THE DARKEST HOUR COMES BEFORE THE DAWN
I SAY MY QUEEN THAT MATES YOU WAS ONCE A PAWN
THAT BIG OLD BULLFROG WAS ONCE A TADPOLE
OBSERVE THE NOBLE SPHINX LICKING ITS ASSHOLE

NO MAN’S LAND  CRISS-CROSSED
GROWING BACK LIMBS I FORGOT I LOST
GLAD I'M AROUND FOR EN PASSANTS AND TWO KNIGHTS DEFENSE
YOU CAN'T CHOOSE YOUR FRIENDS

THEY SAY ‘YOU CAN LEAD A HORSE TO WATER BUT YOU CAN’T MAKE IT DRINK’
YA KNOW WHAT ELSE THEY SAY? YOU SHOULD ‘THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU THINK’
SHE WAS A REAL CATHOLIC’S CATHOLIC
AND A REAL ALCOHOLIC’S ALCOHOLIC

SHE WOULD DRINK STRAWBERRY CHAMPAGNE
THE KIND WE’D BUY AT THE VIOLENT LIQUOR STORE
OR SHE WOULD WEAR LIPSTICK AT THE BEACH & POUR PLASTIC BOTTLE BOURBON
INTO THE NEON SEAFOAM SOFTDRINK

THE MATADOR SAYS, 'WHAT CAN I LEARN FROM A BOOK 
THAT I CAN'T LEARN FROM THE BULL?'
I FEEL LESS BAD ABOUT ABOUT EATING POETRY
NOW WHO'S ON KETAMINE?


THENERVESLICERS