Episode 3 isn’t a secret after all! Haha. JP discusses his Ultramarine army, an incredible run in with the law, and bananas.  

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Show notes:

- Despite my promise at the start of the episode, I couldn’t be bothered to do any editing beyond adding the dramatic stings at appropriate intervals
- Therefore, look forward to a lot of umming, ahhing, coughing, and also a bizarre scratching sound that enters roughly 5 minutes in and then leaves a few minutes later.
- What could be the source of the mysterious scratching?
- If you have any ideas… let me know.
- If you want to buy me a pint… let me know.
- If you find my lack of faith disturbing… let me know.

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I am here to help you achieve ultimate wisdom and humility. Please note that this is currently an incredibly amateurish effort. Real microphones coming soon! Or never?

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