Our only song to be featured on a national sampler, and part one of three songs in the TyTy trilogy. Originally put out in 2012, this marks 10 years of the lost album which all of us no longer have due a hard drive meltdown. 11 years ago, we started this project, and it has been 5 years since we have put out a song or worked on a song together. Enjoy this throwback to our utter idiocy that was and could be again The Stroke Victims.

Second Stroke: Gary Busey Is Our Hero

Skype Me, Evvy!

This was the third song we recorded on our first album 11 years ago. It was pretty simple; we wanted to embody the sound of stubbing your toe. As all our songs are meant to be painful to the ears to mark how a lot of local punk and metal bands sound like rough garbage, albeit we're exaggerating that sound by more mileage than gas can get you these days. I thought I should add some of the oldies on here with what I could get my hands on at the moment (hopefully, we could get some more up here). Happy 11 years to this earache that I still love till this day.

First Stroke: Crackerbarrel Sponsorship Tour

Stubbed My Fucking Toe

During the 5 years of in between, known as the horrible time of being normal people. I was asked to record one TSV style song by Mark for a friend of his, as a means of making them laugh. Regardless of the ridiculous nature of the song, with my impression of misogyny and cranking that to looped mediocrity, this song also serves as a dedication to the man who gave me the title and ending. Mark's dad hilariously yelled this in traffic, and Mark told me all about it, becoming a running joke. However, Jim McKeever left this life a 5 years ago. I made this song for laughs but also a dedication to a person who had made a huge impact in our lives, especially his son. We miss you Jim!

-Zaine

YXU WHXRE

Dan dusted off this old track, and it is time to give it over to the internet (circa 2012-2014). Why can’t we not  bring up diarrhea or inducing diarrhea?

Government Test

Based on true events at a guitar manufacturer that will never sponsor us. A sprawling narrative that is just a lazy looping completed in 30 minutes. For fans of Sunn O))), obviously

SF With Reese’s

El Brutál (Syndromes Of Syndromes)

El Brutál (The Last One Should Be The Cockatoo Thing LOL)

El Brutál (As For The Chipmunk Sounding One IDK)

El Brutál

We're BAAAAAACCKKK, WE ARE JUST LIKE YOU REMEMBER US...uh, yeah, The Stroke Victims are reuniting to make ears fall off into a pit. Awful comedy punk/metal/other is back with more depravity and stupidity. We've missed you.

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