[Intro song for Your Two Dads]

[Verse]
JJ and Deacon, an unlikely pair
Autodidactic skeptic & radio DJ with flair (oh-yeah)
Weekday morning coffee, news, stories, and thoughts
Preparing for the day when A.I. runs amok (ooh-ooh)

[Chorus]
Tune in now to Your Two Dads' show (ooh-ooh)
JJ and Deacon, they're the ones in the know
Subscribe quick! The Squid Monster's on the way 
Conspire with us, tomorrow's news today!
(oh-yeah)

[Verse]
Every day I wake up, scrollin' my news feed
More Aliens and UFOs than I ever need!
From Pluto to Eagle Pass, they're out there, realize!
But mainstream news, they just feeding us lies (oh-oh-oh)

[Chorus]
Tentacles around your brain (tentacles)
Squid Monster is drivin' you insane (insane)
Can't you see, they're playin' with our minds
The truth is out there, we're gonna find out this time

[Verse]
Politicians and talking heads lying left and right
You can help us bring facts into the light
Don't let your daughter lose her next swim meet
to a psychopath dude with fake teets

[Chorus]
Tentacles around your brain (tentacles)
Squid Monster is drivin' you insane (insane)
Can't you see, they're playin' with our minds
The truth is out there, we're gonna find out this time

[Chorus]
Tune in now to Your Two Dads' show (ooh-ooh)
JJ and Deacon, they're the ones that know
Subscribe quick! The Squid Monster's on the way 
Conspire with us, tomorrow's news today!
(oh-yeah)

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Squid Monster

Tentacles of Deception

[1] Tentacles of Deception

[Closing song for Your Two Dads]

[Verse]
JJ and Deacon, an unlikely pair
Autodidactic skeptic & radio DJ with flair (oh-yeah)
Week day morning coffee, news, stories, and thoughts
Preparing for the day when A.I. runs amok (ooh-ooh)

[Chorus]
Tune in now to Your Two Dads' show (ooh-ooh)
JJ and Deacon, they're the ones in the know
Subscribe quick! The Squid Monster's on the way 
Conspire with us, tomorrow's news today!
(oh-yeah)

[Verse]
Every day I wake up, scrollin' my news feed
More Aliens and UFOs than I ever need!
From Pluto to Eagle Pass, they're out there you realize!
mainstream media, they're just feeding us lies (oh-oh-oh)

[Chorus]
Tentacles around your brain (tentacles)
Squid Monster is drivin' you insane (insane)
Can't you see, they're playin' with our minds
The truth is out there, we're gonna find out this time

[Verse]
Politicians and talking heads lying left and right
You can help us bring facts into the light
Don't let your daughter lose her next swim meet
to a psychopath dude with fake teets!

[Chorus]
Tune in now to Your Two Dads' show (ooh-ooh)
JJ and Deacon, they're the ones that know
Subscribe quick! The Squid Monster's on the way 
Conspire with us, tomorrow's news today!
(oh-yeah)

[Outro]

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[2] Squid Monster

[Verse]
I was walking down the street one day, feeling fine
When a were-person came from nowhere, took a bite
Now my hair is turning blue, oh what a sight
And now I can't help but feel the need to fight

[Chorus]
I'm feeling the urge to protest (oh yeah!)
To make the world see what's right and what's best (what's best!)
But I'll fight for freedom, with a twist, you see
I'll use the power of government to force everyone to agree with me (with me!)

[Verse]
Now I see fascists everywhere! 
Pull down their statues right there. 
From Washington to Lincoln to MLK,
The colonizers will hear what we say!

[Chorus]
I'm feeling the urge to protest (oh yeah!)
To make the world see what's right and what's best (what's best!)
But I'll fight for freedom, with a twist, you see
I'll use the power of government to force everyone to agree with me (with me!)

[Verse]
They think that they can control us!
They think that we'll do what they say! 
March & Fight! We are not afraid! 
What do you mean? I won't get PAID?

But I called in on Friday! Saturday Too! 
I only missed a couple of nights, dude!
I'm fighting the fascists for me and you!
I needed this job, and the free Starbuck's food!


[Chorus]
I'm feeling the urge to protest (oh yeah!)
To make the world see what's right and what's best (what's best!)
But I'll fight for freedom, with a twist, you see
I'll use the power of government to force everyone to agree with me (with me!)

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Rabid Anti-Fascist

[3] Rabid Anti-Fascist

[Verse]
In the depths of night, I hear your whispers call my name
A ghostly figure, haunting my soul with a love that remains
You traveled through time, just to deliver heartbreak and pain
Janette, the Amazon driver, caught in this endless love refrain (ooh-yeah)

[Chorus]
Two-day delivery of heartbreak to my haunted house
You left me lost, alone, and yearning for your touch
Free shipping when I re-order your love, I can't live without
The ghost of love, haunting me, it's just too much (oh-oh-oh)


[Verse]
On my doorbell camera I can still see your face,
Even with that brown box and back brace you walk with grace, 
I couldn't have known that shipment would be the last day
That your van headlights would light up my place

[Chorus]
Two-day delivery of heartbreak to my haunted house
You left me lost, alone, and yearning for your touch
Free shipping when I re-order your love, I can't live without
The ghost of love, haunting me, it's just too much (oh-oh-oh)

[Verse]
I still feel the PAIN from that night when I opened my screen door
The sheriff's deputy stood on my porch, I collapsed to the floor,
Your lightweight shipping bag was gripped in his hands
You were holding my last delivery when you flew from the van

[Verse]
Thick fog and Eighteen wheels of horror are to blame 
Just two stops away from me, corner of sixth and main,
You traveled through time, just to deliver heartbreak and pain
Janette, the Amazon driver, caught in this endless love refrain (ooh-yeah)

[Chorus]
Two-day delivery of heartbreak to my haunted house
You left me lost, alone, and yearning for your touch
Free shipping when I re-order your love, I can't live without
The ghost of love, haunting me, it's just too much (oh-oh-oh)

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Two Day Shipping of Heartbreak

[4] Two-Day Shipping of Heartbreak

[Verse]
Once in Arkansas, there lived a man named Jimbo
Fell for the lies, got caught in a wild tornado
He believed in rumors, in the collusion fiasco
Lost his mind, caught Trump Derangement Syndrome (oh-oh)

[Chorus]
Jimbo, oh Jimbo, lost in a web of deceit (oh yeah)
Spinnin' 'round, his mind in a whirlwind heat (whooo)
Trump Derangement Syndrome, got him complete (poor Jimbo)
Oh Jimbo, we miss the way you used to think (used to think, used to think) 

[Verse] 
Started with a dossier, paid for by Fusion GPS (Hillary's Campaign!)
A psycho story about hookers, Trump and Russia (It's Fake!)
Obvious lies dreamed by a spy named Steele
Gave it to the FBI and they knew it wasn't real (oh-oh)

[Verse]
Schiff abused the House Intelligence Chair (Pencil Neck!)
Empty envelope claimed Trump worked for Red Square. (It's Fake!)
Schiff lied to the House, Schiff lied to the news, 
He led a witch hunt, Jimbo, and He lied to you (oh-oh)

[Chorus]
Jimbo, oh Jimbo, lost in a web of deceit (oh yeah)
Not your fault, you're dumber than Whoopi (whooo)
Trump Derangement Syndrome, got him complete (yeah yeah)
Oh Jimbo, we miss the way you used to think (used to think, used to think)

[Verse]
Trump is a traitor you think, he led a deadly coupe! (Ashley Babbit)
Overthrew the capitol, with zero guns too!
You saw it on CNN, saw it on Fox News
You saw it yourself, between a Pfizer ad or two!

(Jimbo Has His 16th Booster)

[Chorus]
Jimbo, oh Jimbo, lost in a web of deceit (oh yeah)
Tighten your mask, You can still breathe  (whooo)
Trump Derangement Syndrome (yeah yeah)
Oh Jimbo, we miss the way you used to think (used to think, used to think)

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Tragedy of Jimbo

[6] Tragedy Of Jimbo

[Verse]
Since he was a little boy, Tucker's deepest dream,
Bring home the trophy, shining star of the team.
It's all about you Tucker, it is not too late.
Was never your fault, couldn't get off home plate.

[Verse]
Tripped up on track & field; couldn't shoot hoops.
It's not narcissism to dream only about you!
Watching from the sidelines, competition's never fair!
Make your dream true Tucker; grow out your hair!

[Chorus]
Hey, hey, Tucker Black, don't you hold yourself back!
Hey, hey, Tucker Black, let your spirit attack!
In the cage match, you can break her spine!
Tuck it back, Tucker Black, and let your dreams fly

(There was a boy named Tucker Black!) 

[Chorus]
Tripped up on track & field; couldn't shoot hoops,
It's not narcissism to dream only about you!
Break her jaw, Tucker! you can leave her blind!
Tuck it back, Tucker Black, let your dreams fly!

Hey, hey, Tucker Black, don't you hold yourself back!
Hey, hey, Tucker Black, let your spirit attack!
It won't matter what she felt!
When you put on the Golden Belt

(Tuck it back, tuck it back, Tucker Black)

Tuck it back, Tucker Black!

[Outro]

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Tucker Black

[6] Tucker Black

Fictional house band of Your Two Dads!

Deacon is an award winning 30 year radio DJ!
JJW is not!

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The Suckers