Bombe

Drive Bye

**LYRICS**
Kid’s in the kitchen, looking real sad,
‘Cause I won’t let ‘em chug everything that’s bad.
Threw themselves down, face turning red,
When I told ‘em, “No, you can’t eat moldy bread.”

“I wanna touch the stove!” not while it’s on, son,
Now he’s screaming like it’s DEFCON ONE.
I stop ‘em once, I stop ‘em twice,
Now I’m public enemy number one for life.

I’m just tryin’ to keep ‘em breathing,
That’s the crime I committed today

Kids are F-ing stupid!
Crying ‘cause I won’t let ‘em lick the floor
Kids are F-ing stupid!
Yelling when I say, “That’s not what a knife is for”
Tears keep falling, tantrums starting
‘Cause I won’t let ‘em drive a shopping cart in my shin (my shin!)
Kids are F-ing stupid!
What the hell is wrong with them?

They flip out hard, rip all my jean pockets
‘Cause I won’t let ‘em French-kiss power sockets
Lost their minds when I made ‘em stop
From biting the cat like it’s a pork chop

They wanna climb inside the fridge
They wanna use a chainsaw just to trim a twig
I tell ‘em “No,” I beg ‘em “Please,”
Now they’re screeching like a swarm of angry bees

I say “no,” they say “why?”
I say “death,” they start to cry

Kids are F-ing stupid!
Mad ‘cause I won’t let ‘em chug a jar of glue
Kids are F-ing stupid!
Lost it when I said, “Spiders don’t belong in stew”
Rolling, crying, throwing fits
‘Cause I won’t let ‘em juggle bricks
Kids are F-ing stupid!
I give up, I quit

One day they’ll grow…
One day they’ll learn…
One day they’ll
OH MY GOD PUT DOWN THAT TORCH

Kids are F-ing stupid!
Crying ‘cause I won’t let ‘em jump from a tree
Kids are F-ing stupid!
Sobbing ‘cause I stopped ‘em kicking Grandpa’s knee
They’ll climb, they’ll fall, they’ll make it worse
They embody every element of every curse
Kids are F-ing stupid!

**CREDIT**
Composer & Lyricist: Braiden Staples
Singer: Jordan Griffin

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