The collected narrations of Old Man Henderson.

Old Man Henderson

The adventures of Shoggy Seldom's All Guardsmen Party, set in Warhammer 40k in the Dark Heresy system.

The All Guardsmen Party

I haven't been able to find a *good* quality reading of this wondrous tale, so I figured I'd do it myself. Everything is quoted from the write-out found here: https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Old_Man_Henderson

I'll be doing one a week until I'm done. Including the "director's cuts" so this will be a while. I'd do them faster, but I'd rather not kill my voice.

The Origin of Old Man Henderson

Sorry if this is, uh... more than a bit late. I've got the next few parts all ready to go, and I'm putting them up over the next couple of days, then I'll get started on the Director's Cut (which may have a couple of weeks between each. They're quite long).

I'm also posting these on my YouTube channel, which can be found here; https://www.youtube.com/user/CloakandDaggerGaming

Once I'm done with OMH, I'll be accepting requests for other narrations. I'd love to hear what stories you guys want me to read.

Dropping the Yacht

Here it is, the next part of the Old Man Henderson tale! Still later than it should be, but hey... It's almost as slow as the original telling! The full experience!

As always, I'm trying to put these on my YouTube channel as well, found here; www.youtube.com/user/CloakandDaggerGaming

Uploading is slower there since, well... I'm not the greatest at editing.

Once I'm done with OMH, I'll be accepting requests for other narrations. I'd love to hear what stories you guys want me to read.

The Tanker Truck Incident

The end of Old Man Henderson. Or rather, the end of the first telling. Stay tuned for the Director's Cut part 1! It's going to be a little bit until I get it out there, but it's on the way.

As always, I'm trying to put these on my YouTube channel as well, found here; www.youtube.com/user/CloakandDaggerGaming

Uploading is slower there since, well... I'm not the greatest at editing.

Once I'm done with OMH, I'll be accepting requests for other narrations. I'd love to hear what stories you guys want me to read.

Hell On Ice

And so the director's cut begins! I'll be trying to get these up every couple of days. My sleep schedule has somehow fixed itself inexplicably, so these might actually come up on time for once.

As always, I'm trying to put these on my YouTube channel as well, found here; www.youtube.com/user/CloakandDaggerGaming

Uploading is slower there since, well... I'm not the greatest at editing.

Once I'm done with OMH, I'll be accepting requests for other narrations. I'd love to hear what stories you guys want me to read.

Old Man Henderson Directors Cut Part 1

The All Guardsmen Party: The Greater Good Part 3

The All Guardsmen Party: The Greater Good Part 2

The All Guardsmen Party: The Greater Good Part 1

The All Guardsmen Party: Interplanetary Man Of Mystery Part 3

The All Guardsmen Party: Interplanetary Man Of Myster Part 2

The All Guardsmen Party: Interplanetary Man Of Mystery Part 1

The All Guardsmen Party: Good Soldiers Bad Educators Part 3

The All Guardsmen Party: Good Soldiers, Bad Educators Part 2

The All Guardsmen Party: Good Soldiers, Bad Educators Part 1

The All Guardsmen Party: Discount Spaceship Part 2

The All Guadsmen Party: Discount Spaceship Part 1

The All Guardsmen Party: Purges Some Heretics Part 2

The All Guardsmen Party: Purges Some Heretics Part 1

The All Guardsmen Party: Nubby's Girlfriend

The All Guardsmen Party: What's In The Box

The All Guardsmen Party: Dude, Where's My Psyker?

The All Guardsman Party: And The Pilgrims

The All Guardsmen Party: Darwinian Character Creation

The guardsmen return to the pro-Tau world to finish up their mission.

The All Guardsmen Party: The Greater Good (Part 4)

En route to their next mission, Tink nearly gets the wrath of the cogboys brought down on the party

Original tale can be found here: http://www.theallguardsmenparty.com/xeno.html

My Patreon, if you'd like to help support the channel: https://www.patreon.com/Cloak_and_Dagger

The All Guardsmen Party: The Xenotech Heresy (Part 1)

The party's attempt at a well-earned vacation goes more than a little bit awry when an old friend and one of the less bro-y cogbros show up.

Original tale can be found here: http://www.theallguardsmenparty.com/xeno.html

My Patreon, if you'd like to help support the channel: https://www.patreon.com/Cloak_and_Dagger

The All Guardsmen Party: The Xenotech Heresy (Part 2)

The All Guardsmen Party: The Xenotech Heresy Part 3

The All Guardsmen Party: The Xenotech Heresy (Part 5)

The All Guardsmen Party: The Xenotech Heresy (Part 4)

The All Guardsmen Party: The Xenotech Heresy Part 6

The All Guardsmen Party: Tyranid Acquisition Experts (Part 1)

Original tale here: http://www.theallguardsmenparty.com/dewarp.html

The All Guardsmen Party Interlude: Dewarp

Original tale can be found here: http://www.theallguardsmenparty.com/secret.html

Community discord: https://discord.gg/u2hyDNT 

There are several ways you can support the channel if you like: 

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The All Guardsmen Party: The Stealth Mission Begins

Original tale can be found here:  https://i.redd.it/kxj00g645nny.jpg 

Community discord: https://discord.gg/u2hyDNT

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Obongo The Kobold

The All Guardsmen Party: The Stealth Mission "Infiltration"

The All Guardsmen Party: The Stealth Mission - Assassination

Original tale can be found here:  https://i.redd.it/l5o24poj2qo21.png

Community discord: https://discord.gg/u2hyDNT

There are several ways you can support the channel if you like:
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The Self-Reseting Trap

Original tale can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/DnDGreentext/comments/evo4lq/the_shopkeep/ffwwi8i/

Community discord: https://discord.gg/u2hyDNT

There are several ways you can support the channel if you like:
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The Shopkeep

Original tale can be found here: https://i.imgur.com/PAMTq3W.jpg

Community discord: https://discord.gg/u2hyDNT

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The Skeleton Star

Original tale can be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/DnDGreentext/comments/arckcg/tg_writes_a_setting/egnicmq/

Community discord: https://discord.gg/u2hyDNT

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The Western Wall

Original tale can be found here: https://i.imgur.com/AcQdQp0.jpg

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There's A Paladin After Us

Original tale can be found here: http://www.theallguardsmenparty.com/images/stories/Tommy.png

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Tommy Trollfucker

Run in Red Markets: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/226794/Red-Markets-A-Game-of-Economic-Horror?affiliate_id=931463

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The Best in Town 2: The Detox Job

Run in Red Markets: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/226794/Red-Markets-A-Game-of-Economic-Horror?affiliate_id=931463

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The Best In Town

Steelshod Chapters & Resources: https://www.reddit.com/r/MostlyWrites/comments/6ihbhi/steelshod_table_of_contents_resources/

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Steelshod 1: My Favorite One - Shot

Steelshod 2: The Start Of The Campaign

I'm a narrator who does gametales, there's not much else to say, really.

I have a patreon set up, it's what lets me keep uploading on SoundCloud (there's a limit on total upload time). Please, help keep this channel here!

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