mimics - Ho ho oh no

I saw you coming down my chimney last night
Yule log to his head, strung him up with Christmas lights
Your belly was big and round, your beard was white and long
Boots black, suit red, you smell like a reindeer barn

Ho ho
Oh no!
I thought you were a robber,
But your Santa Claus

I realized my mistake, oh I’m such a fool
Well Santa he was really upset, until I seeded him some tunes
Santa rocked out and worked up an appetite
So I made him some waffles for the rest of his Christmas night!


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