The Tea Merchant sings "Raspberry on the Moon"

Priori-TEA™

Raspberry on the Moon

Insecuri - TEA™

Dandy Minted Token!

The Dandelion Café is a humble little hole-in-the-wall in the middle of now here.

It's just a hole-in-the-wall
In the middle of now here
Today gone tomorrow
Always & Never there
Whenever / Wherever
You want take me dancing
To the dancefloor [at the]
DANDY LION

We know you know
We don't be serving no coffee
Instead we make you the same thing
And just call it Shit-TEA™
That's just another thing
That seperates us from the rest
We call it [the] DANDY LION

Hole-In-The-Wall (The Dandelion Café)

A Cup of Familiari-TEA™

I’m the Same Same, but Different! 
You’re the Same Same, but Different!
We’re the Same Same, but Different!
Yeah, Same Same, but Different!

Take a look at your Family Tree! 
Do you see a little place for me? (No!)
I took a look at my Family Tree! 
And I found a little spot beside me

Your father knows a lot! (Maybe not!) 
Your mother is a cop! (How’s that?) 
Your sister is a bitch! (Eye Twitch!) 
Your brother is a slob! (TikTok!)  

(Whether!) 
We’re the Same Same, but Different! 
(We’re Two!) 
You’re the Same Same, but Different! 
(‘Gether!)
I’m the Same Same, but Different! 
(Or Not!)
Yeah, Same Same, but Different! 

Yggdrasil was a prickly old thing!
But he knew how to make that summertime spring 
We fought our wars over everything 
And now the world is gone
“Ching Ching Ching” $$$  

With the fentanyl, krokodil, crystal quing 
I’m waiting for the elves to go..

DiNG DONG! 
PiNG PONG! 
KiNG KONG! 
SiNG-A-LONG!

WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH ME?
NOTHiNG BUT SOME OF THAT GOOD OLD FAMiLiARiTY! 
WHAT DO i WANT WITH YOU? SAYiN’ MY NAME MiGHT DO! 
iT’S JEFFREY WiLLiAM HUGGiNS!
THAT’S A PRETTY NAME FOR A TUNE!
(OR TWO...) (KiNDA LiKE ONE!!)
iF iT’S BROKEN THEN WE MAKE iT WHOLE! 
RUNNING iT BACK FOR THE MERRY SOUL! 
TiME TRAVELLiNG ’TiL THE BREAK OF DAWN 
SHiNING ALL OUR LiGHT 'TiL ALL OUR LiGHT'S SHAWN!

theteamerchant

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