Aye, Aye / Rubber Ducky (Demo)

Lyrics:

Backstroking words
Drags me through your puddle
Brag a lot, spit arguments
I’ll try to drip rebuttals
Drop your anchor for a sailor
Heart tied in a knot
You’re imitation, a catfish
Hooked, again I’m caught

My girl in pearls remains at bay
Early in our journey
She castaway her treasure chest
Embarrassed like a swirlie
Hats off, Ursula
Head wrapped up like a beanie
Trapped me in her jaws
Shackled down, Houdini

Searching for a sea change
Still, all I see are crap skies
Thought this boat could stay afloat
But it's about to capsize
Show below the surface iceberg
Or we’ll sink, Titanic
Your Poseidon swims ashore
Disappears, Atlantis

(Cry, cry)
Crocodile tears
You crabby crock of shit
(Lie, lie)
Like always leech
I will leap, abandon ship
(Die, die)
Drown me deadeyes
While singing your siren song
(Aye, aye ma’am)
I’ll migrate from tyrant lake
Navigate my own pond

Found your message in a bottle
Cursing clever breakup letters
Severed our northwest nest as
Winter welcomed wet weather
Submerged beneath blankets
Sad slumber submarine
Flushing tears from fretful fears
Float downstream

Blue earth will worry you
Hurry you, discombobulate
Burry you once you give up
Make you evaporate

Depression drills down in my brain
Spills out all I’m lacking
Reaction: soul drains black as
Octopus ink or oil from fracking
Instead think I’ll keep my head above water
Now loves lost, we’re not together
Yearn to turn the tide
Strive for something better

Blue earth will worry me
Hurries me, discombobulates
Pokes a million holes in me
But I don’t dare deflate
Worries me
Hurries me, discombobulates
Would cage me down and eat me up
But I won’t take the bait
...I don’t dare deflate
...I won’t take the bait
...I just celebrate, cause...

Lows in my life
Amazed how truly lucky
Always buoy to the top
I’m a rad rubber ducky

***

The TrebleShooters are a dynamic duo, who perform original tunes about experiences of young love, dog deprivation, regrets, biking, and coffee addiction.
http://thetrebleshooters.com

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Aye, Aye / Rubber Ducky (Demo)

For the Love of Coffee (Demo)

Lyrics:

Another hot day
Starts off with iced coffee
Won't talk 'til I drink
Morning people get off me
Forgot my brew yesterday
Stressing from withdrawal
Woke with migraines
Rings before missed calls

Pissed I'm in a small town
Only selling Starbucks
Need local beans ground
Barista in All Star Chucks
Later drink more H20
Than a camel
Stained mugs and teeth
Acidity removes enamel

A Caffeine Fiend...

A Caffeine Fiend
A Caffeine Fiend
A Caffeine Fiend

Another hot day
Starts off with a cold brew
Won't talk 'til I drink
Thought I told you
Forgot my coffee yesterday
Stressing from a headache
Ready for my java
Body heavy as dead weight

Raise up your bottomless cup
Reckon I should make a toast
Second pour of the day
Twelve ounce dark roast
Mean caffeine craving
Fresh pot of fair trade
Black gold has my stomach
Twisted as a hair braid

A Caffeine Fiend...

***

The TrebleShooters are a dynamic duo, who perform original tunes about experiences of young love, dog deprivation, regrets, biking, and coffee addiction.
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** Special thanks to the stranger who secretly sketched this awesome napkin portrait of me while I was sitting at my favorite local coffee shop ( www.lonepinecoffeeroasters.com/ ) **

The TrebleShooters Demos

For The Love Of Coffee (Demo)

Three That Got Away (Demo)

Lyrics:

See a tall beautiful blonde
Like Uma in Kill Bill
Five-finger-palm heart explode
Calm down, take a chill pill
Feeling silly in the summer
Singing, twitterpated
Sip cucumber cocktails
Fish is marinated
Nominate her last course
The truth too tough to swallow
She proved it’s not a lie
Her boyfriends moving in tomorrow

Clam before senior prom
High school sweetheart on my arm
She looks like high end art
I paint her with my charm
Innocent in our limo
Pin on her corsage
Handclasp for affection
Hidden flask in our entourage
Sipping in the parking lot
Tasted like a strong drink
Too wasted to dance
So she bounced with the prom king

Crushing on the cutie
At the coffee counter
Hot twenty-four ounce mocha
With nutella powder
Cinnamon Cinderella
I will also get your breakfast steak
Still hungry ask her out
For heaven’s sake
She said, “You may be an angel,
But to hell with what you’re eating.”
She doesn’t have beef with me
She just only dates vegans

***

The TrebleShooters are a dynamic duo, who perform original tunes about experiences of young love, dog deprivation, regrets, biking, and coffee addiction.
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Three That Got Away (Demo)

Could Be (Demo)

Lyrics:

Met her on a Thursday
Got me screaming mercy
I try to get her high alone
So I can be her persy
I said, "Hey baby,
Can we hangout at your bungalow?
Other ladies your above.
Wanna use my tongue below."

At her address up in Madras
She jests she likes my scruff
Resting on her mattress, feel sublime
I'm rhyming off-the-cuff

You could be my girlfriend
I could be your fanboy
Bed early on the weekdays
Weekends toast tallboys

She's hotter than the coal
Lit up on the hookah
She has my heart burning
Blew up bigger than bazooka
She don't like that new shit
She only like it classic
Should anyone disrespect
I'll gladly get my ass kicked

Baby, won't you be mine
Sick of all this me-time
Let's stick together, smoke some green
I'll eat you like a keylime

You could be my spouse
I could be your hubby
Modest house, simple life
White picket fence, and puppies

I ponder if my Cleopatra
Would admit she left me speechless
A wonder of the world
Like the pyramids of Egypt

***

The TrebleShooters are a dynamic duo, who perform original tunes about experiences of young love, dog deprivation, regrets, biking, and coffee addiction.
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Could Be (Demo)

Lyrics:

Volunteer at the local pound
I can hear barks of vocal hounds
Walk to the park, give a pup a bone
Perhaps talk of petting my own

Responsibility
Dog-deprived

I couldn’t travel internationally
But feed a new best friend
Fetch sticks backyards of Bend
Licks in the evening
‘Til country I’m leaving

Proof’s in the poodle
With pooches I’ve been aloof
But the truth
Every Turner in my town needs his Hooch
My Scooby-Doo, where are you?
Will you be a rescue?
A Brian, Blue, or Snoopy
A Pluto or a Goofy
Loyal as a groupie
Coiled at my feet
Playtime my canine
Loves toys and treats
Regardless of breed
Shape, size, snarl, or speed
Him I’d always pardon
If on carpet he peed
Grab collar and leash
Stick a ball in his jaws
Wagging his tail
As I’d shake his paw
Claws raking
As he’d chew on his rawhide
In him I’d confide
If I was blind, he’d be my guide
But I’m dog deprived

***

The TrebleShooters are a dynamic duo, who perform original tunes about experiences of young love, dog deprivation, regrets, biking, and coffee addiction.
thetrebleshooters.com

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