Welcome back to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Caveat Ventus, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is my report on the Valentyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) as Lucius Valentyne, Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) as Lyric and Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Alto. My report shows that the Inquisitorial Band’s ship was attacked by Orks over Vicodin Prime. Valentyne attempted to care about his team’s personal motivations,  Alto revealed he wanted to pilot a Titan, and Lyric was confused by Valentyne’s sudden interest in her feelings! Can they survive an Ork assault above the planet’s surface? Find out in this episode of the Valentyne Heresy!

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Warhammer 40,000: The Valentyne Heresy is a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice live-play podcast where professional voice actors and improvisers journey into the grim darkness of the 41st millenium - playing the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K's "Dark Heresy" TTRPG! Join Inquisitor Lucius Valentyne, and hive-bred siblings Lyric and Alto, as this unlikely trio try to save the Emperor from a cabal of mysterious enemies! This series features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), and regular players Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) and Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring). Follow our troubled anti-heroes and see if they can save the Imperium, or doom it in their attempt!

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